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Things We've Learned from Nashville #1: Pray you never get pregnant in Nashville, because you'll be pregnant for a full year!
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I hope people are sarcastic enough to think this thread is fun I'll start!
1. Pray you never get pregnant in Nashville, because you'll be pregnant for a full year! 2. When you are the mayor and sleeping with a prostitute, it’s always a good idea to come to her house in person. 3. No matter how horrible you are, every person can be redeemed with a really good sad song. __________________
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Thanks for starting this Tammi. Should be fun
4. You can fly across the country in less time than it takes to drive across town with a potential hookup 5. Cake smashing is the appropriate response to all kinds of emotional pain. __________________
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Always there till you need it, then gone in the end Oh but love is stronger than it, love is stronger than it Sarah [youtube] |
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6. When the girl you are sleeping with is drowning in a pool, calling the mayor instead of the ambulance is the sure way to find love
7. It's very commun and not rare at all in Nashville for an O positive parent to have a AB negative child. |
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at 8
9. Looking for a date? Why not your soon to be/almost was step-brother? 10. Still looking for a date and you don't have a step-brother? Do you have a dying relative? Date their hot single doctor |
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11. Pork blood makes for an effective fake miscarriage.
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Cause time is the worst kind of friend
Always there till you need it, then gone in the end Oh but love is stronger than it, love is stronger than it Sarah [youtube] |
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12. Slept with two men around the time your child was conceived? Don't worry, no one will question paternity.
13. You just got dumped by your unborn child's father? A successful movie star is just waiting to offer to be your baby daddy. |
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14. Who needs a paternity test? Your high school girlfriend totally wouldn't lie to you about the kid she turned up with. And it's not suspicious at all that she keeps wanting to talk about your brother.
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This thread sounds fun.
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Bless this thread.
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15. When in doubt, always start a band with the last two people you thought you were going to marry.
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Lol these reasons are fun
16. Don't try to improve your reputation by saying you deferred Harvard 17. Knowing how many weeks you conceived saves money on a paternity test 18. If your boyfriend refuses to see you tell him your pregnant in a text message Last edited by fox24; 03-29-2015 at 06:34 AM |
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19. Songwriting is just code for "eventual sexual partner"
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