Nashville - Things We've Learned from Nashville #1: Pray you never get pregnant in Nashville, because you'll be pregnant for a full year!

Static Waves · 03-27-2015, 12:28 PM

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Static Waves · 03-27-2015, 12:28 PM

I hope people are sarcastic enough to think this thread is fun

I'll start!

1. Pray you never get pregnant in Nashville, because you'll be pregnant for a full year!

2. When you are the mayor and sleeping with a prostitute, it’s always a good idea to come to her house in person.

3. No matter how horrible you are, every person can be redeemed with a really good sad song.

soapbubbles511 · 03-27-2015, 12:54 PM

Thanks for starting this Tammi. Should be fun

4. You can fly across the country in less time than it takes to drive across town with a potential hookup

5. Cake smashing is the appropriate response to all kinds of emotional pain.

jbshmdfb · 03-27-2015, 12:55 PM

6. When the girl you are sleeping with is drowning in a pool, calling the mayor instead of the ambulance is the sure way to find love

7. It's very commun and not rare at all in Nashville for an O positive parent to have a AB negative child.

soapbubbles511 · 03-27-2015, 12:57 PM

8. Don't want to be recognized? Try a beanie.

jbshmdfb · 03-27-2015, 12:59 PM

at 8

9. Looking for a date? Why not your soon to be/almost was step-brother?

10. Still looking for a date and you don't have a step-brother? Do you have a dying relative? Date their hot single doctor

soapbubbles511 · 03-27-2015, 01:02 PM

11. Pork blood makes for an effective fake miscarriage.

jbshmdfb · 03-27-2015, 01:07 PM

12. Slept with two men around the time your child was conceived? Don't worry, no one will question paternity.

13. You just got dumped by your unborn child's father? A successful movie star is just waiting to offer to be your baby daddy.

soapbubbles511 · 03-27-2015, 01:27 PM

14. Who needs a paternity test? Your high school girlfriend totally wouldn't lie to you about the kid she turned up with. And it's not suspicious at all that she keeps wanting to talk about your brother.

Heart of Rhythm · 03-27-2015, 02:42 PM

This thread sounds fun.

Static Waves · 03-27-2015, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soapbubbles511 (View Post)

8. Don't want to be recognized? Try a beanie.

Omg lmao yesssssssss

holding my heart · 03-28-2015, 06:47 AM

Bless this thread.

Static Waves · 03-28-2015, 07:21 AM

15. When in doubt, always start a band with the last two people you thought you were going to marry.

fox24 · 03-29-2015, 06:19 AM

Lol these reasons are fun

16. Don't try to improve your reputation by saying you deferred Harvard
17. Knowing how many weeks you conceived saves money on a paternity test
18. If your boyfriend refuses to see you tell him your pregnant in a text message

Static Waves · 03-29-2015, 09:52 PM

19. Songwriting is just code for "eventual sexual partner"


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