future:
^{1. Why they have a lot of friends: How does one say "no" to 1D?}

past:
<sup>1. They chill with the cool crowd!
2. Everyone in the industry likes showing their support.
3. Everyone loves them!
4. One day this thread will be dedicated to us.
5. Someone tell us the secret, seriously.
6. (about curtains) "Is that an old shirt or...?" "Yeah, I borrowed one of yours, actually."
7. We want more Stan dance parties to 1D music, just saying.
8. James knows how to promote his show, just call 1D.
9. So everyone gets to hang out with and interview David Beckham... *prays for Louis' sanity*
10. Calvin grabs Louis' ass, we pray for his life and wish we were him. #Storyofourlives
11. We demand the now open friendship spots immediately.</sup>