Quote Thread #1: Stripper Wives and High 5's
 

House Of Lies Quote Thread #1
Post and share the best quotes from House of Lies here.

Marty: Stipper wife!
Dough: Why am i high-fiving that?
Jeannie: I'd rather work at Arby's
Marty: That can be arranged Jeannie Beannie

Episode 1.01 God's of dangerous financial instruments.

i'm just gonna go ahead and start with my favorite ;):lol:

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i hate tumblr

ps. if anyone can find a gif of marty and doug high-fiving for the opening post that would be awesome. :flowers: i've spent FOREVER and have come up empty.

one of my favorites of jeannie

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:lol:

haha, i love that one... and this:

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Love in Vegas

;)
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you're awesome. :hug:

so funny. :lol:

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oh the awkwardness :lol:

love how marty just says 'no ma'am' to her too. :lmao:

"Yeah, it’s a ****apalooza, Kenny. Ooh, seriously, it’s a boner bonanza for the Rainmaker.” -Norbert

:lol:

“It’s so interesting, because when I look at you I honestly see, sometimes, like a decent-looking, intellegent, you know, employed if over-educated guy, and then… you open your mouth and the damage just spills right out.”
Jeannie to Marty in Episode 1. ouch.

'wikipedia mother****er' - marty. utah.

utah has so many good ones
My fav: jeannie's reaming of marty at the end.

J:Yes, I understand. And I also realise that that bad number might have sunk us.
M: You're goddamn right.
J: But the only reason that our asses are on the line, Marty, is because of YOU. Because you have so little control over your behavior, because you could not resist slapping around Greg Norbert's manhood, such as it is. YOU, are the only reason that this potential merger exists. And by the way, please let's stop kidding ourselves, it's not a merger, it's a goddamn acquisition. Now, now here comes the fun part: for me, whether I like it or not, my fortunes are tied to yours. Which means I'm also in the crosshairs... which means YOU dicked me over, *******. Ok? And you know what? Another thing. I might possibly be the last person on the planet who has known you longer than five minutes, and actually likes you, and all you do is **** on me. So you know what? **** you.
(replaces adorable sleep mask)
\o/

i loved that scene:

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