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Old 02-24-2015, 10:25 AM
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Gawain slew a dragon that burned Camelot because he was drunk on lighter fluid from Zimiamvia and couldn't sleep due to a headache caused by stupid people around Camelot and its environs. The dragon's ghost haunted Camelot and irritated Morgan, who was skinning a rat next to a cauldron full of goat droppings and garlic and henbane and fart of
fly. Morgan and her wolf enjoyed a boxing session together and then slaughtered everyone in a frenzy while sipping tea. Kay farted on the tea which annoyed Morgan so much that she spat on him. The tea was stinky and Morgan dumped it over Kay's head. Merlin objected. A troll broke the tea service and Morgan began screaming loudly at the troll, who apologized profusely and began to sweat. Arthur annoyed the troll by being himself constantly. The troll bashed Arthur over the head with a tree. Gawain chopped off Arthur's arms and heads with his swords because Arthur annoyed him too. Merlin disapproved. A sudden noise startled everyone and Morgan howled loudly and farted bravely on cue with great poise while Merlin sneezed on Morgan aggressively. Morgan sneezed back. A sniffle escaped the troll, who loudly blew his nose on Arthur's corpse. The dark elf wizard who got annoyed at this decided to summon a demon to tea and jaffa cakes. Morgan snarled at everybody and flew away on her broomstick. The demon decided golf was boring and farted on the green grass dispenser. Arthur was dead. Guinevere celebrated her defeat by stealing Tar's booze and getting plastered on it. A hedgehog attacked Guinevere repeatedly with a battle axe while singing Auld Lang Syne loudly. Gilgamesh ordered his snake to get back in his pants. A lizard man ate Arthur's remains. The lizard man was lizarding aggressively while Arthur was being digested by the lizard man. Finally Morgan told the lizard man to shut up and go to hell. Leontes rose from the dead and complained about the noise Guinevere was making while being chopped up by the hedgehog violently. The hedgehog said it was none of Leontes' business what anybody did with his wife. A lawyer arrived and started to yell at Leontes because he was hired by the hedgehog. A judge decided to kill Leontes again because he shipped Arthur/Guinevere. The hedgehog
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Old 02-24-2015, 04:13 PM
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Gawain slew a dragon that burned Camelot because he was drunk on lighter fluid from Zimiamvia and couldn't sleep due to a headache caused by stupid people around Camelot and its environs. The dragon's ghost haunted Camelot and irritated Morgan, who was skinning a rat next to a cauldron full of goat droppings and garlic and henbane and fart of
fly. Morgan and her wolf enjoyed a boxing session together and then slaughtered everyone in a frenzy while sipping tea. Kay farted on the tea which annoyed Morgan so much that she spat on him. The tea was stinky and Morgan dumped it over Kay's head. Merlin objected. A troll broke the tea service and Morgan began screaming loudly at the troll, who apologized profusely and began to sweat. Arthur annoyed the troll by being himself constantly. The troll bashed Arthur over the head with a tree. Gawain chopped off Arthur's arms and heads with his swords because Arthur annoyed him too. Merlin disapproved. A sudden noise startled everyone and Morgan howled loudly and farted bravely on cue with great poise while Merlin sneezed on Morgan aggressively. Morgan sneezed back. A sniffle escaped the troll, who loudly blew his nose on Arthur's corpse. The dark elf wizard who got annoyed at this decided to summon a demon to tea and jaffa cakes. Morgan snarled at everybody and flew away on her broomstick. The demon decided golf was boring and farted on the green grass dispenser. Arthur was dead. Guinevere celebrated her defeat by stealing Tar's booze and getting plastered on it. A hedgehog attacked Guinevere repeatedly with a battle axe while singing Auld Lang Syne loudly. Gilgamesh ordered his snake to get back in his pants. A lizard man ate Arthur's remains. The lizard man was lizarding aggressively while Arthur was being digested by the lizard man. Finally Morgan told the lizard man to shut up and go to hell. Leontes rose from the dead and complained about the noise Guinevere was making while being chopped up by the hedgehog violently. The hedgehog said it was none of Leontes' business what anybody did with his wife. A lawyer arrived and started to yell at Leontes because he was hired by the hedgehog. A judge decided to kill Leontes again because he shipped Arthur/Guinevere. The hedgehog was
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Old 02-24-2015, 06:41 PM
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Gawain slew a dragon that burned Camelot because he was drunk on lighter fluid from Zimiamvia and couldn't sleep due to a headache caused by stupid people around Camelot and its environs. The dragon's ghost haunted Camelot and irritated Morgan, who was skinning a rat next to a cauldron full of goat droppings and garlic and henbane and fart of
fly. Morgan and her wolf enjoyed a boxing session together and then slaughtered everyone in a frenzy while sipping tea. Kay farted on the tea which annoyed Morgan so much that she spat on him. The tea was stinky and Morgan dumped it over Kay's head. Merlin objected. A troll broke the tea service and Morgan began screaming loudly at the troll, who apologized profusely and began to sweat. Arthur annoyed the troll by being himself constantly. The troll bashed Arthur over the head with a tree. Gawain chopped off Arthur's arms and heads with his swords because Arthur annoyed him too. Merlin disapproved. A sudden noise startled everyone and Morgan howled loudly and farted bravely on cue with great poise while Merlin sneezed on Morgan aggressively. Morgan sneezed back. A sniffle escaped the troll, who loudly blew his nose on Arthur's corpse. The dark elf wizard who got annoyed at this decided to summon a demon to tea and jaffa cakes. Morgan snarled at everybody and flew away on her broomstick. The demon decided golf was boring and farted on the green grass dispenser. Arthur was dead. Guinevere celebrated her defeat by stealing Tar's booze and getting plastered on it. A hedgehog attacked Guinevere repeatedly with a battle axe while singing Auld Lang Syne loudly. Gilgamesh ordered his snake to get back in his pants. A lizard man ate Arthur's remains. The lizard man was lizarding aggressively while Arthur was being digested by the lizard man. Finally Morgan told the lizard man to shut up and go to hell. Leontes rose from the dead and complained about the noise Guinevere was making while being chopped up by the hedgehog violently. The hedgehog said it was none of Leontes' business what anybody did with his wife. A lawyer arrived and started to yell at Leontes because he was hired by the hedgehog. A judge decided to kill Leontes again because he shipped Arthur/Guinevere. The hedgehog was drunk
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Old 02-24-2015, 11:26 PM
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Gawain slew a dragon that burned Camelot because he was drunk on lighter fluid from Zimiamvia and couldn't sleep due to a headache caused by stupid people around Camelot and its environs. The dragon's ghost haunted Camelot and irritated Morgan, who was skinning a rat next to a cauldron full of goat droppings and garlic and henbane and fart of
fly. Morgan and her wolf enjoyed a boxing session together and then slaughtered everyone in a frenzy while sipping tea. Kay farted on the tea which annoyed Morgan so much that she spat on him. The tea was stinky and Morgan dumped it over Kay's head. Merlin objected. A troll broke the tea service and Morgan began screaming loudly at the troll, who apologized profusely and began to sweat. Arthur annoyed the troll by being himself constantly. The troll bashed Arthur over the head with a tree. Gawain chopped off Arthur's arms and heads with his swords because Arthur annoyed him too. Merlin disapproved. A sudden noise startled everyone and Morgan howled loudly and farted bravely on cue with great poise while Merlin sneezed on Morgan aggressively. Morgan sneezed back. A sniffle escaped the troll, who loudly blew his nose on Arthur's corpse. The dark elf wizard who got annoyed at this decided to summon a demon to tea and jaffa cakes. Morgan snarled at everybody and flew away on her broomstick. The demon decided golf was boring and farted on the green grass dispenser. Arthur was dead. Guinevere celebrated her defeat by stealing Tar's booze and getting plastered on it. A hedgehog attacked Guinevere repeatedly with a battle axe while singing Auld Lang Syne loudly. Gilgamesh ordered his snake to get back in his pants. A lizard man ate Arthur's remains. The lizard man was lizarding aggressively while Arthur was being digested by the lizard man. Finally Morgan told the lizard man to shut up and go to hell. Leontes rose from the dead and complained about the noise Guinevere was making while being chopped up by the hedgehog violently. The hedgehog said it was none of Leontes' business what anybody did with his wife. A lawyer arrived and started to yell at Leontes because he was hired by the hedgehog. A judge decided to kill Leontes again because he shipped Arthur/Guinevere. The hedgehog was drunk on
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Old 02-25-2015, 08:21 AM
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Gawain slew a dragon that burned Camelot because he was drunk on lighter fluid from Zimiamvia and couldn't sleep due to a headache caused by stupid people around Camelot and its environs. The dragon's ghost haunted Camelot and irritated Morgan, who was skinning a rat next to a cauldron full of goat droppings and garlic and henbane and fart of
fly. Morgan and her wolf enjoyed a boxing session together and then slaughtered everyone in a frenzy while sipping tea. Kay farted on the tea which annoyed Morgan so much that she spat on him. The tea was stinky and Morgan dumped it over Kay's head. Merlin objected. A troll broke the tea service and Morgan began screaming loudly at the troll, who apologized profusely and began to sweat. Arthur annoyed the troll by being himself constantly. The troll bashed Arthur over the head with a tree. Gawain chopped off Arthur's arms and heads with his swords because Arthur annoyed him too. Merlin disapproved. A sudden noise startled everyone and Morgan howled loudly and farted bravely on cue with great poise while Merlin sneezed on Morgan aggressively. Morgan sneezed back. A sniffle escaped the troll, who loudly blew his nose on Arthur's corpse. The dark elf wizard who got annoyed at this decided to summon a demon to tea and jaffa cakes. Morgan snarled at everybody and flew away on her broomstick. The demon decided golf was boring and farted on the green grass dispenser. Arthur was dead. Guinevere celebrated her defeat by stealing Tar's booze and getting plastered on it. A hedgehog attacked Guinevere repeatedly with a battle axe while singing Auld Lang Syne loudly. Gilgamesh ordered his snake to get back in his pants. A lizard man ate Arthur's remains. The lizard man was lizarding aggressively while Arthur was being digested by the lizard man. Finally Morgan told the lizard man to shut up and go to hell. Leontes rose from the dead and complained about the noise Guinevere was making while being chopped up by the hedgehog violently. The hedgehog said it was none of Leontes' business what anybody did with his wife. A lawyer arrived and started to yell at Leontes because he was hired by the hedgehog. A judge decided to kill Leontes again because he shipped Arthur/Guinevere. The hedgehog was drunk on rum
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Gawain slew a dragon that burned Camelot because he was drunk on lighter fluid from Zimiamvia and couldn't sleep due to a headache caused by stupid people around Camelot and its environs. The dragon's ghost haunted Camelot and irritated Morgan, who was skinning a rat next to a cauldron full of goat droppings and garlic and henbane and fart of
fly. Morgan and her wolf enjoyed a boxing session together and then slaughtered everyone in a frenzy while sipping tea. Kay farted on the tea which annoyed Morgan so much that she spat on him. The tea was stinky and Morgan dumped it over Kay's head. Merlin objected. A troll broke the tea service and Morgan began screaming loudly at the troll, who apologized profusely and began to sweat. Arthur annoyed the troll by being himself constantly. The troll bashed Arthur over the head with a tree. Gawain chopped off Arthur's arms and heads with his swords because Arthur annoyed him too. Merlin disapproved. A sudden noise startled everyone and Morgan howled loudly and farted bravely on cue with great poise while Merlin sneezed on Morgan aggressively. Morgan sneezed back. A sniffle escaped the troll, who loudly blew his nose on Arthur's corpse. The dark elf wizard who got annoyed at this decided to summon a demon to tea and jaffa cakes. Morgan snarled at everybody and flew away on her broomstick. The demon decided golf was boring and farted on the green grass dispenser. Arthur was dead. Guinevere celebrated her defeat by stealing Tar's booze and getting plastered on it. A hedgehog attacked Guinevere repeatedly with a battle axe while singing Auld Lang Syne loudly. Gilgamesh ordered his snake to get back in his pants. A lizard man ate Arthur's remains. The lizard man was lizarding aggressively while Arthur was being digested by the lizard man. Finally Morgan told the lizard man to shut up and go to hell. Leontes rose from the dead and complained about the noise Guinevere was making while being chopped up by the hedgehog violently. The hedgehog said it was none of Leontes' business what anybody did with his wife. A lawyer arrived and started to yell at Leontes because he was hired by the hedgehog. A judge decided to kill Leontes again because he shipped Arthur/Guinevere. The hedgehog was drunk on rum
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Old 02-25-2015, 10:40 AM
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Gawain slew a dragon that burned Camelot because he was drunk on lighter fluid from Zimiamvia and couldn't sleep due to a headache caused by stupid people around Camelot and its environs. The dragon's ghost haunted Camelot and irritated Morgan, who was skinning a rat next to a cauldron full of goat droppings and garlic and henbane and fart of
fly. Morgan and her wolf enjoyed a boxing session together and then slaughtered everyone in a frenzy while sipping tea. Kay farted on the tea which annoyed Morgan so much that she spat on him. The tea was stinky and Morgan dumped it over Kay's head. Merlin objected. A troll broke the tea service and Morgan began screaming loudly at the troll, who apologized profusely and began to sweat. Arthur annoyed the troll by being himself constantly. The troll bashed Arthur over the head with a tree. Gawain chopped off Arthur's arms and heads with his swords because Arthur annoyed him too. Merlin disapproved. A sudden noise startled everyone and Morgan howled loudly and farted bravely on cue with great poise while Merlin sneezed on Morgan aggressively. Morgan sneezed back. A sniffle escaped the troll, who loudly blew his nose on Arthur's corpse. The dark elf wizard who got annoyed at this decided to summon a demon to tea and jaffa cakes. Morgan snarled at everybody and flew away on her broomstick. The demon decided golf was boring and farted on the green grass dispenser. Arthur was dead. Guinevere celebrated her defeat by stealing Tar's booze and getting plastered on it. A hedgehog attacked Guinevere repeatedly with a battle axe while singing Auld Lang Syne loudly. Gilgamesh ordered his snake to get back in his pants. A lizard man ate Arthur's remains. The lizard man was lizarding aggressively while Arthur was being digested by the lizard man. Finally Morgan told the lizard man to shut up and go to hell. Leontes rose from the dead and complained about the noise Guinevere was making while being chopped up by the hedgehog violently. The hedgehog said it was none of Leontes' business what anybody did with his wife. A lawyer arrived and started to yell at Leontes because he was hired by the hedgehog. A judge decided to kill Leontes again because he shipped Arthur/Guinevere. The hedgehog was drunk on rum that
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Old 02-25-2015, 12:31 PM
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Gawain slew a dragon that burned Camelot because he was drunk on lighter fluid from Zimiamvia and couldn't sleep due to a headache caused by stupid people around Camelot and its environs. The dragon's ghost haunted Camelot and irritated Morgan, who was skinning a rat next to a cauldron full of goat droppings and garlic and henbane and fart of
fly. Morgan and her wolf enjoyed a boxing session together and then slaughtered everyone in a frenzy while sipping tea. Kay farted on the tea which annoyed Morgan so much that she spat on him. The tea was stinky and Morgan dumped it over Kay's head. Merlin objected. A troll broke the tea service and Morgan began screaming loudly at the troll, who apologized profusely and began to sweat. Arthur annoyed the troll by being himself constantly. The troll bashed Arthur over the head with a tree. Gawain chopped off Arthur's arms and heads with his swords because Arthur annoyed him too. Merlin disapproved. A sudden noise startled everyone and Morgan howled loudly and farted bravely on cue with great poise while Merlin sneezed on Morgan aggressively. Morgan sneezed back. A sniffle escaped the troll, who loudly blew his nose on Arthur's corpse. The dark elf wizard who got annoyed at this decided to summon a demon to tea and jaffa cakes. Morgan snarled at everybody and flew away on her broomstick. The demon decided golf was boring and farted on the green grass dispenser. Arthur was dead. Guinevere celebrated her defeat by stealing Tar's booze and getting plastered on it. A hedgehog attacked Guinevere repeatedly with a battle axe while singing Auld Lang Syne loudly. Gilgamesh ordered his snake to get back in his pants. A lizard man ate Arthur's remains. The lizard man was lizarding aggressively while Arthur was being digested by the lizard man. Finally Morgan told the lizard man to shut up and go to hell. Leontes rose from the dead and complained about the noise Guinevere was making while being chopped up by the hedgehog violently. The hedgehog said it was none of Leontes' business what anybody did with his wife. A lawyer arrived and started to yell at Leontes because he was hired by the hedgehog. A judge decided to kill Leontes again because he shipped Arthur/Guinevere. The hedgehog was drunk on rum that he stole from a sailor.
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