[sum1]

:machine guns him:

[a new hope]

*throws something sticky on his hair so he has to cut it off*

[sum1]

:throws dog crap at him:

[a new hope]

*pushes him over a cliff*

[sum1]

:makes sure he splats when he lands:

[a new hope]

*sets him on fire*

[sum1]

:sets the orginal Robocop on his trail:

[a new hope]

*freezes him to death*

[sum1]

:heats him to death:

[a new hope]

*breaks his leg*

[sum1]

:throws him off the Eyrie:

[a new hope]

*cuts him open with a knife*

[sum1]

:tosses him into the deepest pit of Hell:

[a new hope]

*sets an angry dog on him*

[sum1]

:sets an angry dragon on him: