Okay we need to kill this thread so i'll give you scenarios and you come up with scenes...?

:lol: okay.

Lexa gets a pet Raccoon.

Lexa and Clarke camping in the woods

"Lexa I caught us dinner for tonight, told you I could do it"
"what is that"
"I dont know, but it's dinner now"
"Clarke its wearing the sacred heda warpaint..."
"thats it's fur"
"Clarke I think that it might be a past commander... I shall keep it until we know more"
"but im hungry"
"there is a lake over there, catch some fish."

Past commander :lmao: I love it!!

The rest was history.


Ok, Clarke becomes jealous of how close Lexa and the Raccoon become...

Chilling in lexa's bedroom, lexa sits on her couch, candles everywhere.. Clarke enters.

"look at you, you're so pretty, and smart, you learn so quickly"
*gasp* "oh my, lexa This so romantic. Whats the occasion"
"what occasion"
"for all this. I cant believe you did all this"
"oh, lexie just learnt to light the candles to. Such a smart creature"
"im sorry, what."
"also lexie is going to take a bath. Maybe she can teach you a thing or to"

As if it's called Lexie :lmao: I'd kill for Lexa to have a pet Raccoon.

Clexa try to have sex but the Raccoon is in the room...

"Lexa, why is it at the end of the bed... It keeps watching me"
"I told you the next commander would look after you. Well, so are all the past ones"
"it keeps rubbing its hands together"
"it has a name, lexie has feelings to."

Continue :lol: This is funny

"well, lexie can take her feelings away from the bed, or ill go"
"but... She looks just like me. I need to protect her."
"right, im leaving." *starts putting her clothes on. Lexie is pushed off the bed.
"sorry lexie, but im not losing those wanhedas"

Perfect :lmao:

Bye bye Lexie :lol:

Just realised since we killed those threads weve posted like 400 times, if it was just one thread we'd have killed one by now :lol:

Thisbis why we fail. We can't stop posting in the other one.

Maybe we should cut to two right now :lol:

Usually we just do 2 and we still dont manage it. :lol:

We should we do? :lol: