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Quotes: The one liners that kept us laughing.
This show has some great dialogue and quick one liners.
I'm sure everyone has their favorites. I thought this could be a thread for people to post the lines they liked best from the show. Here's one of mine. Kat: We're the world's last super power, yet we don't have universal health care. Walter: Are you talking to me or the democrats in your head? __________________
Ivan Checkov: I am Ivan Checkov, and you will be closing now. Murphy: Checkov? Well, this here's McCoy. We find a Spock, we got us an away team. |
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I particulary love when they mock Twilight and the vampire trend
Kat: "I'm not that girl." Patrick: "what girl?" kat: "The girl who's turned on by this bad boy crap...I'm not skipping home to scribble in my jornal that maybe you're a vampire" Kat: "What the hell are you doing here? it's 11 o'clock at night" Patrick: "isn't it obvious? I'm a vampire and I need permission to enter" __________________
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Kat: It looks like one of those herpes commercials where everyone is so happy despite the fact that they have herpes.
Walter: Herpes. I know first hand that's nothing to smile about. Kat: What do you think will happen first, the conga line or the electric slide? Patrick: Pretty sure I feel a macarena coming on. Patrick: Let me guess, you launched a model rocket. Cameron: How did you know!? Patrick: Well, it was either that or you were setting your farts on fire. Joey: She's nice girl, you better treat her right. Or...or I'll treat you wrong! |
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lol ove these quotes
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I love how they just keep cracking on the vampires. Those are some of my favorite lines from the show.
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from last night:
Bianca : Maybe you should change your shirt Kat: maybe you should change your face Patrick : what do you want me to do? Kat: Nothing, ever since I met you I saw red flags everwhere its like communist China! __________________
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Bianca (about Chastity): “Kat was right. She is a teenage Long Duk Dong.”
Cameron: “Excuse me, who?” Bianca: “The dictator of North Korea.” __________________
~Michelle~ |
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Kat: My dinosaur wanted to Jurassic park here!
Kat: It's like one of those herpes commercials when the people are amiling despite the fact they have herpes Patrick: You need to show her your fangs Cameron: I should...bite her? Patrick: Dude, seriously? Biance: A boy? In your room? And he's cute. Ami sleepwalking again? |
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Cameron: Sometimes they take a while to drop.
Patrick: The soda or your testicles? __________________
~Michelle~ |
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^ ;lmao: I love that scene, the quotes are love.
Kat: Where's your family? Patrick: Oh i killed them all, they were slowing me down |
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She was never crazy.She just didn't want her heart to settle in a cage. |
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Cameron's a fool, I laughed so much when he responded by asking if he should bite her. Ew
I love the pilot quote, Kat has some of the greatest lines |
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