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Old 09-01-2009, 10:29 PM
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Quotes: The one liners that kept us laughing.

This show has some great dialogue and quick one liners.

I'm sure everyone has their favorites. I thought this could be a thread for people to post the lines they liked best from the show.

Here's one of mine.

Kat: We're the world's last super power, yet we don't have universal health care.
Walter: Are you talking to me or the democrats in your head?
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Old 09-01-2009, 10:45 PM
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I particulary love when they mock Twilight and the vampire trend

Kat: "I'm not that girl."
Patrick: "what girl?"
kat: "The girl who's turned on by this bad boy crap...I'm not skipping home to scribble in my jornal that maybe you're a vampire"

Kat: "What the hell are you doing here? it's 11 o'clock at night"
Patrick: "isn't it obvious? I'm a vampire and I need permission to enter"
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Old 09-02-2009, 12:36 AM
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Kat: It looks like one of those herpes commercials where everyone is so happy despite the fact that they have herpes.
Walter: Herpes. I know first hand that's nothing to smile about.

Kat: What do you think will happen first, the conga line or the electric slide?
Patrick: Pretty sure I feel a macarena coming on.

Patrick: Let me guess, you launched a model rocket.
Cameron: How did you know!?
Patrick: Well, it was either that or you were setting your farts on fire.

Joey: She's nice girl, you better treat her right. Or...or I'll treat you wrong!
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Old 09-02-2009, 04:29 AM
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lol ove these quotes
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Old 09-02-2009, 04:34 AM
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I love how they just keep cracking on the vampires. Those are some of my favorite lines from the show.
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Old 09-02-2009, 05:01 AM
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from last night:

Bianca : Maybe you should change your shirt
Kat: maybe you should change your face


Patrick : what do you want me to do?
Kat: Nothing, ever since I met you I saw red flags everwhere its like communist China!
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Old 09-02-2009, 06:07 AM
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Bianca (about Chastity): “Kat was right. She is a teenage Long Duk Dong.”
Cameron: “Excuse me, who?”
Bianca: “The dictator of North Korea.”
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Old 09-02-2009, 06:22 AM
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Kat: My dinosaur wanted to Jurassic park here!

Kat: It's like one of those herpes commercials when the people are amiling despite the fact they have herpes

Patrick: You need to show her your fangs
Cameron: I should...bite her?
Patrick: Dude, seriously?

Biance: A boy? In your room? And he's cute. Ami sleepwalking again?
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Old 09-02-2009, 06:40 AM
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Anything Chastity says. She is hilarious.
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Old 09-02-2009, 06:52 AM
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Cameron: Sometimes they take a while to drop.
Patrick: The soda or your testicles?
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Old 09-02-2009, 07:11 AM
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^ ;lmao: I love that scene, the quotes are love.

Kat: Where's your family?
Patrick: Oh i killed them all, they were slowing me down
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Old 09-02-2009, 09:36 AM
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Bianca (about Chastity): “Kat was right. She is a teenage Long Duk Dong.”
Cameron: “Excuse me, who?”
Bianca: “The dictator of North Korea.”
That one has to be my favourite so far just her face as she says it
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Old 09-02-2009, 09:55 AM
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Quote:
Patrick: You need to show her your fangs
Cameron: I should...bite her?
Patrick: Dude, seriously?
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Old 09-02-2009, 09:57 AM
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Kat: My dinosaur wanted to Jurassic park here!
I love this one, one of my fav
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Old 09-02-2009, 10:05 AM
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Cameron's a fool, I laughed so much when he responded by asking if he should bite her. Ew

I love the pilot quote, Kat has some of the greatest lines
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