3x05

Rufus is sleeping on the couch. Cool. Um. Someone explain this to me. Didn’t we come to the conclusion last season that THAT WAS A PICTURE OF MISTY BASS?! Why is her picture STILL THERE? And why do we see it TWICE tonight…here and later with Lily looking at a LR pic? Why are you doing this to me?

*deep breath*

Anyway, WOAH! Carter Baizen and the sexy disheveled look. Hot damn! Looks like they’re staying at the Waldorf’s. It’s confirmed later.

OMG! Serena mentions Nate’s name! (Carter mentioned BC, S mentioned N! MY HEART FLUTTERED!)

DV! Did anyone catch V’s screen name? Dan has to use that because Georgie’s Internet stalking him.

HEY! GUESS WHAT MORON! GEORGINA IS A PSYCHOPATH! You don’t dump psychopath’s and think she won’t STALK YOU. Ugh. Idiot.

And V’s at the café and DUN DUN DUN!

GUYS! I FINALLY GOT A DOUBLE DATE! And I didn’t hate it even though I don’t like the second pair. BUT NATE HAD SCENES WITH Blair (and C…kinda). *SQUEAL*

B hates her. SO DO WE!

AND!!! SERIOUSLY! *SQUEAL* NATIE MENTIONS SERENA!

Bree drools over Carter’s name. Chuck gets suspicious.

Chuck follows Bree. Bree warns Chuck.

OMG. STOP THROWING LR IN MY FACE. “You and Rufus are the perfect couple.” What does Serena know about perfect couples anyway? *gag*

Oh, look. Eric’s never without Jenny. He’s in this episode a lot more, but never alone.

Rufus goes to the loft. I was way more excited when this actually happened.

So Dan calls Serena, and S will fix things because that’s what Serena does now, you know.

Georgina’s whining! Danny-boy won’t talk to her!

“You’re a full-on crazy person.” You said it all, Vanessa!

And then Georgina blackmails V. I’m confused. G says wine and a little extra …. Umm..what’s the extra? A drug? Sorry, but that’s where my mind goes when it comes to Georgina.

I love the DV phone call with G prompting V. LMAO!

OH.MY.GOD.

You did NOT just do that.

You put a CE go to lunch on the GG blog. AND THEN YOU DO “FAMILY LUNCH.” I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!! Set up, LR alone. I hate you.

GUYS! Chuck Bass is giving Blair a massage! And he looks SOOOOOOO hot in black, btw!

And they’re always talking about Carter. (I do get a kick…. Leight/Seb..hehe)

J/E/D are walking.

OH MY GOD!

SN/DV HINTS TONIGHT!

Jenny says V must be crushing on Dan! *SQUEAL* HEHE Priceless!

LR are reminiscing about the groupie days. “More us.”

But, nope. “So you, not us.” HEHE. AND SHE IS STILL LILY BASS! At least that made me happy. Because she didn’t take Husband #2 or #3’s last names.

“I’m not in love with you, you moron.” That did not crush me, btw. I love that. DV! They’re so adorable. HEHE.

And then Vanessa tells him about the blackmail and Scott and we never get his reaction.

MISTY PHOTO!

And Constance Trio is there. One girl doesn’t have the money, Jenny tells her to leave. Blair GLOWS. And I think only one of B’s new bitches is there. I like her. She’s pretty. What’s her name? Dorota’s there! Jenny’s making ANOTHER wedding thing. Gag me.

Well, we know Dan’s not made at Vanessa. But he doesn’t want LR to know yet. Gotta get through the wedding first.

Vows! And S calls Lily out on it being like Husband #3’s. But I don’t know if it’s K or C one. So … yeah.

I MISSED IT! What did Georgie do to Poppy. FAIL writers!

Woah, kiss. And G doesn’t like that he doesn’t grab her ass anymore. :(

SCa on the phone. Chuck’s there at the Waldorf’s where Carter is. We don’t know what he knows yet. *sighs* Chuck gives him another ticket. Wow. 2x19 knock-off. What he did for Blair. Um…no. I wanted something BIG to happen. *sighs*

Georgie brought Scott over! “Does Vanessa want to see me?” “I’ll take you to her now.”

DOROTA IS OUT OF UNIFORM! OMG, is this a first?!??!

NBr… JE…BC (talk about Carter). LJ..Jenny tells Lily how wonderful Rufus’ vows are. *sigh*

And here we go!

Carter explains. Here’s the story. He had a gambling debt. He started going on with Beth. He knew she had money. So he proposed and the wedding was planned and he bailed. Impressive. I like it!

DE are standing together. Wait, they’re all together – Jenny and Serena too. WAIT. Is Chuck there? Wha?

LR talk. She can’t write her vows. She can’t do this.

Awkward wedding moment. WHERE WAS CHUCK?! Am I gonna freak? It moved too fast for me to see.

Then Scott is there. He leaves. Georgina! “Your love child!” and she skips off while everyone’s jaw drops.

((Dude, there was a commercial featuring Gloria Vanderbilt jeans. OMG, crazy! *cough* Yes, I do comment about commercials now, too!))

So Dan confesses about Scott. LR go find him.

Carter goes to S. She wants to be left alone.

“It’s not the same with you.” Yeah yeah. S isn’t hearing it.

Bree/Carter and COUSINS. You’re in trouble mister! But later. Not know. Okay, fine.

BD! Walk pass G. SHE IS A PSYCHOPATH!

B’s on the phone. I know who she called! (it’s the end!)

So, we DID get a Bart Bass mention. From… RUFUS? Great.

They find Scott. They all talk. Lily and Scott hug. Group hug.

Commercial.

And kid you not, I’m hyperventilating throughout the ENTIRE BREAK. Why? Because LSc hugged. And I will NEVER see Chuck with anyone but Serena again.

Loft wedding.

Why is Chuck smirking like that? Gross. :bawl:

Why wasn’t Vanessa at the wedding? BULL! Rufus is a second father to her and how could she have something else to do? One last VSc scene was too much for you idiots?

Scott leaves. But there’s an “open invitations.” Maybe during the holidays.

SC! “Are you okay?” Because he’s the best brother ever! And he tells Serena that he gave Carter a ticket to leave, but he still came. He doesn’t want his sister sad!

“I talked to Blair.” Dude, we got one BN scene, I won’t bitch about not getting this. “You used me to get to Carter.” Poor Natie. Always used.

“It’s Texas.”

GUYS! CHACE IS TEXAN! I love the irony in it. Remember in 2x02 when Chuck and Marcus talk about “your people.” FUNNY AS HELL. *cough*

So, Bree’s gone. Bye.

But Carter’s in the limo with the Buckleys.

BD are talking about what about G? But B says no worries and goes to kiss Chuck.

OH.MY.GOD! VANYA! GUYS! IT’S VANYA! DOROTA’S BOYFRIEND! He pretends to be a Belarusian Prince and whisks G away. And Dorota smiles as she watches. It’s like the new BC, right? But not plotting together. Just executing it together. (I bet Dorota totally volunteered to B to use Vanya.)

OH.MY.GOD!

Nate is standing alone, sad. Camera pans to Serena, like three feet away. Alone and sad.

SIGN?

If that’s not good enough – PROMO! SN/BC heavy. HOT DAMN!

V is a horrible liar, but that did make everything so much more entertaining. The DV scene where D thinks V is in love with him was so funny! :rotfl:
And yeah V not at the wedding was lame! She was at the orginal wedding, why would she not have followed everyone else?!

I don't understand. Same day! So what could she have had planned? Bull!

Oh, she lied, totally, but it's okay. Love that moment.

someone needs to hook up wit a link ASAP. where im watching GG right now ends at 25 minutes :pout:

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thank you :kiss:

Onyeka! :hug: I know I haven't been on as much, sorry! Been dealing with some family crap and just been really stressed out I haven't felt motivated to do anything.

Wasn't too happy with tonight's episode once again. Content good, but I dunno I felt like something was missing! I wish the episodes would please me :( Loved the Vanessa amount though! But I do wish we got some Vanessa/Scott focus.

SO:

Review. I barely got any spoilers for this ep, beyond the sp. so I was pleasantly surprised by stuff,

Dan was being ridiculous in his opening shot. I mean seriously. Chatting on the street? Doesn't he own a phone?

The DV scenes were so presh. I'm not in love with you, you moron! :lol:

I can't even begin to FATHOM where the hell Vanessa was in the wedding scene. Big WTF to that one.

RL are married. Um... Yay?


Scott was weird. As usual. He acted like a hurt child in that scene where he walks off after he finds out LR aren't getting married. Lolwut.

Blair was a bitch to Bree. I liked it. And I loved the look of approval she gave Jenny when she told that girl to go. :P

Of which, how does Jenny succeed in being so sweet to everyone else, and this cold bitch to the Constance girls? :blank:

Scott came back cos of V and they didn't even get a scene. Thanks, GG. :rolleyes:

Double date!!!! but with the wrong set of people.. boo.

When Nate finally gets interesting, Bree leaves, mmkay. Why can't someone dump Nate for once? Just wondering.

Serena/Carter... Carter looked horrible at the wedding... might be cause I was watching at 4am, but he looked like hadn't slept in days. Or maybe he was supposed to look 'tortured' or whatever. Anyway, what he did was pretty crappy so i'm not surprised about S's reaction.

I still feel nothing towards this guy.. sorry fans!

And that ending shot, lol, NS much?

And the promooooooooooo.

NS joining their forces of gambling to 'save' Carter? I need to see this.

Chuck kissing the dude. Didn't think they'd put that in the promo. Kills the surprise.

Where's VVVV?!

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Ugh. He DID come to NYC to see her and NADA. That's bull. :(

Hopefully next ep helps Natie stay alive.

Eh, I only paid attention to Carter's appearance in the opening. That messy look. :drool: Not so much at the wedding.

LR are married. NO ONE GIVES A FU<K! *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

but Jackie, NS next week, and DV/CB preciousness... other than RL getting hitched, I'm sure you're a happy camper.

This is why I'm still alive and my review isn't that I HATE THE WORLD. BC and SV/DV foreshadow saved me.

:lol: :hug:

Like, 2x13 killed me. The overuse of LR killed me. I cannot think of that episode as one of the greats. No matter how amazing Chuck and BC were. I cannot. But this? Oh yeah, I'm not crying super hard after it.


I actually was CRYING for HOURS after 2x13. No joke. And it was because of LR and not Bart, which made me cry harder. I was a MESS.

wow. :eek: I liked Bart, and I miss his scowl, and i HATED the LC plot twist but other than that 2,13 was okay. After that ep though, my brain literally blocked out LR. I was irritated by how quickly they got together.