Fan Forum - Barney Stinson #8: Because Ted's got nothing on the Barnacle.

S U I T U P A N D W E L C O M E
to the EIGHTH Barney Stinson
A P P R E C I A T I O N T H R E A D!

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all art credit to ~AIR~
You can't measure this much awesome.

"Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day,
a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and
Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!"and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look
pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected,
and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..."

Because he's everything rolled into one.

...And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday! Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard,
NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all
in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle,
everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five.
That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait....True Story."

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01. ~*Chrissie*~ 02. Brilliant Disguise 03. Elenwyn 04. blue sky blues
05. *~*Rach*~* 06. bluewhiteheart 07. jhlover 08. troubled.discussions
09. Serenachan 10. blueschild007 11. Cursed Mind 12. How-very-girl629
13. no limits 14. Hermione Weasley 15. Dragonfly 16. sweetestsin1223
17. ||michelle|| 18. somuchlove 19. xlennie 20. ariadnekb
21. ~AIR~ 22. natural_disaster 23. NBalways 24. Talkative One
25. tv-fan189 26. Gisele 27. cmn24601 28. HalesNLuke
29. Tutor_Girl 30. cbluv 31. She Screams In Silence
30. JamieScott

"I fell hard for Barney Stinson in the third episode of the series,
"The Sweet Taste of Liberty". Sure, he delivers his famous "I hope
you're not lactose intolerant" line and many other moments of comic
gold, but the moment when it happened was in the cab
with Ted. When Barney, kind of defensively but dejectedly at the
same time, admitted to Ted that he was his best friend, and that he
didn't have to be the same to Ted. It was perfectly delivered by Neil, and
so real, honest and downright sad. I was devastated. He seemed lonely.
I mean where would the man be without his friends? And I think he
knows it, because I love when he shows how much he cares for
every single one of them. He's so loyal, in the little ways, like making up
a fake girlfriend for Ted in front of Stella. And when he does the big
things - like get Lily to come back - he doesn't even want it to be
known and doesn't want credit for it. As if he's embarrassed when he shows
that side of him. So beautiful. And it just makes him an even more
awesomely awesome human being than he already was." - ~AIR~

"Everyone thinks a good mix should rise and fall. I think it should start high, and get higher!!!"

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1. You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi
2. The Humpty Dance - Digital Underground
3. Come Sail Away - Styx
4. Don’t Stop Believin’ - Journey
5. The Transformers Theme Song - O. Prime
6. You’re the Best Around - Joe Esposito
7. High Enough - Damn Yankees
8. Jessie’s Girl - Rick Springfield
9. Rock You Like a Hurricane - The Scorpions
10. Hip Hop Hooray - Naughty by Nature
11. Change of Heart - Tom Petty
12. Run Away - Slade
13. I Wanna Rock - Twisted Sister
14. Dancing With Myself - Billy Idol
15. Rock You Like A Hurricane - Scorpions
16. Panama - Van Halen
17. Talk Dirty To Me - Poison
18. Thunderstruck - AC/DC
20. Dr. Feelgood - Motley Crue
21. Round and Round - Ratt

"Barney Stinson is legen-wait for it-dary. Neil Patrick Harris has been able to bring this character to us and I'm extremely grateful for that. He's always able to bring the awesomeness of Barney into my heart. Barney is the best kind of best friend that anybody could hope for and for that, I would be grateful to be called upon to be a Bro of his. He has the best phrases and is just pure awesome." - Talkative One

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01. Because he's legendary. 02. Because he looks incredible in a suit. 03. Because he knows magic. 04. Because he's awesome.
05. Because he compares everything to suits. 06. Because he is the best friend that everybody wants. 07. Because he is our bro.
08. Because he's the master of the Possimpible. 09. Because Barney Stinson is our life. 10. Because he'll do anything for his bros.
11. Because we love his different voices. 12. Because he always has the best sound effects. 13. Because he learned how to drive.
14. Because we listen when he teaches us a important life lesson. 15. Because he makes magic hot. 16. Because his magic tricks never get old.
17. Because he repeats things really slow. 18. Because he got run over by a bus for his best friend. 19. Because we love his various high fives.
20. Because he loves his brother. 21. Because he tried to tame the cougar.

"Barney Stinson is everything a friend or a woman could hope for.
He's funny, smart, has devilish good looks, cares about people
deeply, and he does magic. I mean, what more could a person want?
He's the perfect bro. I've been in love with Barney since
the pilot episode. When he said "Oh you know she just likes it dirty",
I was hooked. Right then and there, I knew I was going to love the
character. If Barney was a person in real life, I would definitely be
dying for his affections. That Robin Scherbatsky, she's one lucky girl.
Neil does a fabulous job portraying him and he makes the character even
more lovable and real. People who haven't seen the awesomenisity
that is Barney Stinson honestly don't know what they are missing. Barney
is unmistakeably one of the best characters on television,
and I can't wait to see what he has in store for us in the upcoming seasons.
I'm sure that without a doubt, its going to be legen-WAIT FOR IT- dary."
- blue sky blues

"It's gonna be legen - wait for it..and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is - dary!"

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"Think of me as Yoda.
Only instead of being little and green,
I wear suits and I'm awesome.
I'm your bro. I'm broda."

"You see, whenever I start feeling sick,
I just stop being sick and be awesome instead."

"Meet me at the bar in 15 minutes...AND SUIT UP!"

"Look at you, you beautiful bastard,
you suited up! This is so going in my blog!"

"In my body, where the shame gland should be,
there is a second awesome gland. True story."

"I'm sorry. I only give high twos."

"Money, Suits, Sex.. My Life Rocks!!!"

"Do you like...magic?"

BARNEY OF THE MOMENT
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pumped up and ready to tame the cougar Barney!

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