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Barney Stinson #5: Because designing his OP is like decorating a House of Awesome!
S U I T U P A N D W E L C O M E to the FIFTH Barney Stinson A P P R E C I A T I O N T H R E A D! all art credit to ~AIR~ You can't measure this much awesome. "Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!"and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." Because he's everything rolled into one. ...And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday! Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait....True Story." 01. ~*Chrissie*~ 02. Brilliant Disguise 03. Elenwyn 04. blue sky blues 05. *~*Rach*~* 06. bluewhiteheart 07. jhlover 08. troubled.discussions 09. Serenachan 10. blueschild007 11. Cursed Mind 12. How-very-girl629 13. no limits 14. Hermione Weasley 15. Dragonfly 16. sweetestsin1223 17. ||michelle|| 18. somuchlove 19. xlennie 20. ariadnekb 21. ~AIR~ 22. natural_disaster 23. NBalways 24. Talkative One 25. tv-fan189 25. Gisele 26. cmn24601 27. HalesNLuke "I fell hard for Barney Stinson in the third episode of the series, "Everyone thinks a good mix should rise and fall. I think it should start high, and get higher!!!" 1. You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi 2. The Humpty Dance - Digital Underground 3. Come Sail Away - Styx 4. Don’t Stop Believin’ - Journey 5. The Transformers Theme Song - O. Prime 6. You’re the Best Around - Joe Esposito 7. High Enough - Damn Yankees 8. Jessie’s Girl - Rick Springfield 9. Rock You Like a Hurricane - The Scorpions 10. Hip Hop Hooray - Naughty by Nature 11. Change of Heart - Tom Petty 12. Run Away - Slade 13. I Wanna Rock - Twisted Sister 14. Dancing With Myself - Billy Idol 15. Rock You Like A Hurricane - Scorpions 16. Panama - Van Halen 17. Talk Dirty To Me - Poison 18. Thunderstruck - AC/DC 20. Dr. Feelgood - Motley Crue 21. Round and Round - Ratt "Barney Stinson is legen-wait for it-dary. Neil Patrick Harris has been able to bring this character to us and I'm extremely grateful for that. He's always able to bring the awesomeness of Barney into my heart. Barney is the best kind of best friend that anybody could hope for and for that, I would be grateful to be called upon to be a Bro of his. He has the best phrases and is just pure awesome." - Talkative One 01. Because he's legendary. 02. Because he looks incredible in a suit. 03. Because he knows magic. 04. Because he's awesome. 05. Because he compares everything to suits. 06. Because he is the best friend that everybody wants. 07. Because he is our bro. 08. Because he's the master of the Possimpible. 09. Because Barney Stinson is our life. 10. Because he'll do anything for his bros. 11. Because we love his different voices. 12. Because he always has the best sound effects. 13. Because he learned how to drive. 14. Because we listen when he teaches us a important life lesson. 15. Because he makes magic hot. 16. Because his magic tricks never get old. 17. Because he repeats things really slow. 18. Because he got run over by a bus for his best friend. 19. Because we love his various high fives. 20. Because he loves his brother. 21. Because he tried to tame the cougar. "Barney Stinson is everything a friend or a woman could hope for. "It's gonna be legen - wait for it..and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is - dary!" "Think of me as Yoda. "In my body, where the shame gland should be, BARNEY OF THE MOMENT picks up chicks with his magic tricks Barney __________________
We are going to spice you up so much you’re going to forget you’re white! ~ Hilda Last edited by that's a bingo; 06-26-2009 at 07:08 AM |
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Whoa. I had no idea we needed a new thread. Thanks Rach.
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Oh my goodness, i'm not on the list yet add me please
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If you would have broken the OP I would have cried.
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Thanks Rach
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Thanks Air! __________________
We are going to spice you up so much you’re going to forget you’re white! ~ Hilda |
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*tries to imagine the things Rach could have done to the OP but didn't*
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