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Crusade 401

Official Description

LOIS LANE HITS SMALLVILLE, CLARK FLIES AND MARGOT KIDDER GUEST STARS

Clark returns to Smallville re-programmed as Kal-El. Intent on fulfilling his destiny, Kal-El takes to the skies to steal a powerful kryptonite crystal. Determined to save her son, Martha turns to Dr. Swann's emissary, Bridgette Crosby, and learns about a surprising new form of kryptonite. Meanwhile, Lois Lane comes to town to investigate the murder of her cousin Chloe. Also, Lana returns from Paris with a new attitude and a new boyfriend, Jonathan lies in a coma, and Lionel faces a grim new life in prison.

Michael Rosenbaum and Annette O'Toole also star.

Written by Al Gough & Miles Millar
Directed by Greg Beeman

Episode Stills

Lois Lane Crusade Scene Survivor
top 3 scenes
as voted by posters on the Erica Durance board.

Winner
8. Lois visits Chloe's grave and Clark lets her know that she's not alone. He invites her to stay on the farm and help her find out what happened to Chloe.

Lois: I have a confession to make. I didn't go to your funeral. I hate funerals. Dad says everybody does, but it's a way of paying tribute to a life well-led. I hate myself for being weak. I just knew that the moment I came here, it would make it real. I promise I'll find out who did this to you. Even if I have to do it alone.

Clark: You're not alone.

Lois: A fact you could've shared before you were breathing down my neck.

Clark: I'm sorry, Lois, I didn't know you were out here.

Lois: I'm glad to see we've moved beyond the "clothing optional" stage of our relationship. I'm surprised you even remember who I am.

Clark: Chloe's cousin. Nicorette addiction, can't stand uncomfortable silences.

Lois: I guess this means your synapses are all firing again.

Clark: Look, I can't explain my actions over the past few days. But Chloe was my best friend. You're not the only one who misses her.

Lois: I'm just the only one doing something about it.

Clark: I get the feeling you like to do things yourself.

Lois: My dad raised me to be independent and self-sufficient.

Clark: That would be one way to describe you.

Lois: You know, the only think I like about you at the moment is your mom. You can't possibly be as weird as I think you are with a mom that cool.

Clark: Look, why don't you let me help you find out who did this to Chloe? Come on, you can stay at our house while you're in town. It beats living out of your car.

Lois: Thanks. But you should know I don't pay attention to curfews and I never make my bed. I'll give you some time alone.

Clark: Lois!

Clark: Chloe's still alive.

Runner up
2. Lois is lost while looking for the Kent Farm when lightning strikes and she meets a stark naked Clark Kent

Lois: K-E-N-T. Kent. It's a farm. Do they even have addresses? Mm-mm-mm. Look, the last super genius I had on the line told me to turn right on Route 31. Now I'm totally lost. Oh, about a billion stalks of corn. Aah! That's just great. Okay, if you smoke this, you are gonna spend the rest of the night hating yourself. Aah! Aah! Oh, my God. Are you-- are you okay? What's your name?

Clark: I don't know.

Lois: I need to get you to a hospital.

Clark: I am fine.

Lois: You've just been hit by lightning, you're stark naked, and, uh, you don't even remember your own name. You have a fairly loose definition of "fine." Look at his face... I have a blanket in the trunk. Don't move. I'll be right back.

Clark: Wait. Who are you?

Lois: Lois. Lois Lane.

Third
4. Lois waits with Clark for a doctor and isn't comfortable with uncomfortable silences. She's impressed when he lifts he sweeps her off her feet.

Lois: Okay, we need to stay in the room.

Clark: I'm not supposed to be here.

Lois: Yeah, well, that makes two of us. Stay. Good. I came to Smallville to investigate my cousin's death. Her name is Chloe Sullivan. Heard of her? Of course you haven't. Nicorette. I've given up smoking. These are the only things that get me through the day. I started when I was 15. It's my father's fault. He said if he ever caught me smoking, he'd kill me, so in a fit of teenage rebellion, I started, then I couldn't stop. Now I've got a gum addiction.

Clark: You talk a lot.

Lois: Well, I'm just not very comfortable with uncomfortable silence, and you're not exactly keeping up with your end of the conversation. 45 minutes and still no doctor? You know, if this isn't an indictment of small town medicine, I don't know what is. Whoa! Where are you going?

Clark: I'm leaving.

Lois: Well, you're gonna have to go through me first.

[Chase.This.Light]

Lois Lane Scene Survivor
4.01 Crusade

Fourth Round


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Please vote for your least fave scene.


1. Lois watches Chloe's "If I die" vid for Clark

Eliminated Round 1



2. Lois is lost while looking for the Kent Farm when lightning strikes and she meets a stark naked Clark Kent




3. Lois takes Clark to the hospital and admires the view when his blanket drops




4. Lois waits with Clark for a doctor and isn't comfortable with uncomfortable silences. She's impressed when he lifts he sweeps her off her feet.




5. Lois meets Martha and has a thing for stray dogs and naked guys. She runs after them when she realizes she was with Clark Kent the whole time.




6. Lois barges in on the Kent farm looking for Clark and ends up having a brief convo with Martha instead.

Eliminated Round 2



7. Lois goes to see Lionel in prison.

Eliminated Round 3



8. Lois visits Chloe's grave and Clark lets her know that she's not alone. He invites her to stay on the farm and help her find out what happened to Chloe.

[Chase.This.Light]

Current tally.
3. Lois takes Clark to the hospital and admires the view when his blanket drops - 3
5. Lois meets Martha and has a thing for stray dogs and naked guys. She runs after them when she realizes she was with Clark Kent the whole time. - 1

[now.it.all.begins]

TFTNT Karen!

[jbshmdfb]

TFTNT Karen


3. Lois takes Clark to the hospital and admires the view when his blanket drops - 3
5. Lois meets Martha and has a thing for stray dogs and naked guys. She runs after them when she realizes she was with Clark Kent the whole time. - 2

I really liked her interaction with the guy at the desk so I can't vote it out this round.

[Chase.This.Light]

Oh, this may be a close one.

[now.it.all.begins]

Come on people vote!

[starryeyedmvp]

3. Lois takes Clark to the hospital and admires the view when his blanket drops - 4
5. Lois meets Martha and has a thing for stray dogs and naked guys. She runs after them when she realizes she was with Clark Kent the whole time. - 2

[Chase.This.Light]

With 4 votes #3 is eliminated.

Lois Lane Scene Survivor
4.01 Crusade

Fifth Round


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Please vote for your least fave scene.


1. Lois watches Chloe's "If I die" vid for Clark

Eliminated Round 1



2. Lois is lost while looking for the Kent Farm when lightning strikes and she meets a stark naked Clark Kent




3. Lois takes Clark to the hospital and admires the view when his blanket drops

Eliminated Round 4



4. Lois waits with Clark for a doctor and isn't comfortable with uncomfortable silences. She's impressed when he lifts he sweeps her off her feet.




5. Lois meets Martha and has a thing for stray dogs and naked guys. She runs after them when she realizes she was with Clark Kent the whole time.




6. Lois barges in on the Kent farm looking for Clark and ends up having a brief convo with Martha instead.

Eliminated Round 2



7. Lois goes to see Lionel in prison.

Eliminated Round 3



8. Lois visits Chloe's grave and Clark lets her know that she's not alone. He invites her to stay on the farm and help her find out what happened to Chloe.

[Chase.This.Light]

5. Lois meets Martha and has a thing for stray dogs and naked guys. She runs after them when she realizes she was with Clark Kent the whole time. - 1

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5. Lois meets Martha and has a thing for stray dogs and naked guys. She runs after them when she realizes she was with Clark Kent the whole time. - 2

[jbshmdfb]

5. Lois meets Martha and has a thing for stray dogs and naked guys. She runs after them when she realizes she was with Clark Kent the whole time. - 3

[Nymph Marty]

5. Lois meets Martha and has a thing for stray dogs and naked guys. She runs after them when she realizes she was with Clark Kent the whole time. - 4

[Chase.This.Light]

I wonder if we're gonna all agree from here on in.

[now.it.all.begins]

5. Lois meets Martha and has a thing for stray dogs and naked guys. She runs after them when she realizes she was with Clark Kent the whole time. - 5