Erica Durance - Erica|Lois Survivor Game #10: The Lois Lane S9 Episode Survivor - Round 14 - Page 4

Chase.This.Light · 07-01-2010, 03:13 AM

909 - Pandora

Tess kidnaps Lois to find out where Lois went after she disappeared for weeks. Lois' memory of the future depicts a Metropolis under Zod's rule and Clark powerless under the red sun, while Chloe forms a resistance group with Oliver. After learning of these future events, Clark makes an important decision about Zod.

Lois Lane's Lines:

Tess, where are you? Don't start what you can't finish.

Maybe because I dropped out of girl scouts years ago.

But this dream is all mine, so what's with the attitude?

I'm a reporter. Asking questions is in my blood.

I was just hoping for some food here. And I'm pretty sure this is a bad dream, but right now, I could eat about 30 maple doughnuts.

This dream just got 10 times brighter.

Clark, if this isn't a dream, then it's the worst nightmare I could ever imagine. Since when did the Kent family farm become a prison? And why would you give away the one thing of your dad's that meant so much to you?

Explain about the wicked witch and the flying freaks. Have we been invaded by "The Wizard of Oz"?

My dad's a general, too. [...] And he still couldn't get me to spill how I got an M1 Abrams tank to take me to prom. So I'm definitely not telling you anything.

You redheaded rat!

The only thing I'm resisting is the urge to kick both your asses. And if Clark were here right now, he would back me up.

You betrayed the entire human race for some crappy dog tags. Way to go!

I'm pretty sure I didn't walk a whole year into the future -- not in these heels. The thing is, I lost the ring. That one-named wonder, Zod, took it.

Okay, then, look. Why Clark decided to take on our enemy E.T.s by himself is beyond me, and maybe you think he abandoned the cause or something. But come on -- aren't we all in this together?

I just have one more question. How does turning the sun yellow make Clark our number-one draft pick for taking on this Zod guy?

Define "okay." So far today, I've traveled through time, fought a flying alien, and almost got my head chopped off.

I'm here now.

Okay, Chloe, remember when we were 10 and I kicked you out of my clubhouse for spilling soda and you said you'd just build a cooler one? You win.

I'm eating a maple doughnut. And you're...kind of invading my personal space.

Whoa, cowboy! You just went from 10 to, like, 110 in 2 seconds flat. Let's just slow it down. You know, I-I still need to get my feet back under me.

Really? In that case... let's go get a real cup of coffee. And then we'll have lunch -- the first of many. There will be ice cream and chalupas, picnics in the park, dancing in the rain. And you will take me to a monster-truck rally.

910 - Disciple

Oliver's past comes back to haunt him in the form of The Dark Archer, Oliver's former teacher, who seeks revenge on his student by taking aim at Lois and Chloe. Oliver faces down The Dark Archer after his former mentor kidnaps Mia AKA "Speedy" but is pushed to his limit and Clark races to stop him from making another deadly mistake.

Lois Lane's Lines:

Well it is a lot to get your head around. Clark Kent and Lois Lane. Who knew?

(chuckles) Smallville, the only planet you know about is the one you read at the breakfast table. (Clark kisses her.) Okay then, that was PDA #4 on date #5. I’m just keeping track. Trying not to rush into this relationship like I’ve done before.

I know. It’s just...this is the one. You’re the one I want to get it right with okay. So...night.

Don’t worry the galaxy will be there next week.

It’s not your fault that I had a bad alternator, Smallville. Look some psycho obviously wanted to get himself on the front page, so he decided to shoot the ace reporter.

Not that I’m against taking flowers from men I’ve never met, because Lord knows I have, but I think you have the wrong room.

Can't say that he has. And being a championship-wrestling fan, I'd definitely remember a name like that.

Well, someone planted an arrow pretty damn close to my heart and I don't think it's Cupid.

What about all the other girls you were with? Why couldn’t they have shot the Danish underwear model?!

Clark! Sorry I’m late. I was watching the monster truck jam finals. Grave Maker lost his drive train! He is never coming back.

Oh, Clark, come on. That's like saying Tommy Lee's just a drummer. Sometimes I worry there is no poetry in you.

What I wouldn’t give for a little x-ray vision. It might give me some insight as to why I had to take a cab back from the hospital.

Why? Are you afraid he’s going to slip that you tipped a cow once? Clark, there aren’t any secrets in your life worthy of the front page. It’s okay.

911/12 - Absolute Justice

A man named Sylvester Pemberton tracks down Chloe and tells her he knows about her team of superheroes and needs their help. However, before he can explain who he is, he is attacked and killed by Icicle. Clark and Chloe's investigation leads Clark to the former headquarters of the Justice Society of America where he meets up with Nelson AKA Dr. Fate, Carter Hall AKA Hawkman and Courtney AKA Star Girl. Courtney pleads with Hawkman and Dr. Fate to help her catch the killer that is targeting their group but they are reluctant to resume their duties as superheroes. Clark, John Jones, Green Arrow and Chloe team up to help the JSA stop Icicle before he murders another member of the group. Meanwhile, Lois receives a package from a mysterious agency called Checkmate, run by Amanda Waller.

Lois Lane's Lines:

"I'm sorry I was late for breakfast, Smallville, but you would not believe the morning I just had. On my way to interviewing Nobel Prize-winning tech guru, Michael Holt, my taxi ran out of gas. So I got out, like a good soldier, and I pushed. Then a bus ran through a mud puddle. Not that I don't mind a good mud bath, but I prefer mine without clothes. I was interviewing the cleanup crew about how to get the stains out of this jacket. Clark? "

"What could possibly be more important than a morning date with the great Lois Lane?"

"Tess Mercer , what brings the big boss all the way downtown to the little newspaper that could? "

"Careful, Lois. This is the part where the doomed girl runs into the guy with the hockey mask. "

"I wonder if he does horoscopes."

"You know, the byline could have read, 'Lois Lane and Clark Kent.' "

"It's not every day that you get an exclusive with a helmet head that can tell you your fate. "

(When asked if she believes in fate) "Only the kind you make happen. "

913 - Warrior

Eliminated Round 1

914 - Persuasion

It's Valentine's Day and while Clark and Lois work on a story, he unknowingly becomes infected by gemstone kryptonite, which has magical wish-fulfilling properties. Clark mentions to Lois that he wishes they had a more traditional relationship,so Lois quits the Daily Planet, moves in with Clark and starts planning their wedding. Still unaware of his new power, Clark also casually tells Chloe he wishes she would spend more time watching out for him, so an infected Chloe takes his wish to heart and sets her sights on a new target - Lois.

Lois Lane's Lines:

Sorry about the heels. I need the inches.

Look, either RAO INC. is throwing a Valentine’s Day party for their workers behind this wall or they’re running double shifts on a Saturday night, a total union violation.

Bingo. They are moving more tech equipment into that building than NASA, and if they’re skulking around in the middle of the night, they are definitely hiding something.

Nice teddy, next time buy her a silk one. She’s not six years old.

Clark, Valentine’s Day is just a smarmy Hallmark holiday engineered by corporate executives to convince people to spend hard earned money on dead flowers and over-priced meals...but not you two.

Whoa, easy with the pixie dust there, Tinker Bell.

It’s never too early for nachos and it’s never too late for hard-hitting journalism.

Hold hands? You can come a-courting on your horse and buggy. All we need is a chaperone. Sounds mighty traditional.

Here’s the scoop buddy. A traditional woman does not spend her time in the office when she can be at home taking care of her man. I quit!

Move over Betty Crocker, I have got this cooking thing down! How’s your pot roast?

Well I am just so proud of you for bringing home the bacon, the least I can do is cook it up in a pan. And, well, never let you forget that you’re the man.

Yeah, now instead of being chained to my desk all day, I get to be your ball and chain.

Yep, you’re absolutely right. What kind of adjective is ‘poorer’? Somebody’s going to need an editor...for their vows.

All right, Mr. Cold Feet, I’ll keep the home fires burning. Rain check on talking about the big event for now. You’d better make an honest woman out of me, Clark Kent.

Drum roll please. Chez Kent has a new resident. I moved in.

I’m sorry that you’re having a hard time with this Chloe, but this love train has left the station.

Kind of pathetic, right? I mean, why even bother going through the motions, Clark? This whole moving in thing together was a joke!

No, she hit the target dead on. She said I was going to wreck us and she’s right. Clark, I don’t know the first thing about family time or dinners at home, I don’t.

Clark, I’m a big girl, I can pull myself up by my own bootstraps, thank you very much. I just had hoped I’d somehow be able to pull it off, the whole making a home thing.

No. A home is for real, for always and forever. Not this. Goodbye, Smallville.

I guess we can move my stuff out of the guestroom now.

Oh, Mrs. K, can I really? Thank you so much! But actually, I’m wearing it right now! I found it in the back of your closet. I know. Clark will just love it. Thanks, Mom.

Okay I have breaking news, Sis! Brace yourself! I am getting married!

C’mon, Dad! Can’t we just hitch a carrier to Greece? I’m only getting married once!

Oh you know what, I just need to make a few phone calls here. Donna Reed on crack. I just, I’m never going to buy chocolate from another fairy. I promise you I wasn’t myself, I don’t know what she put in that stuff.

You really are an old fashioned romantic, aren’t you? I guess it’s easier to complain about Valentine’s Day than it is to give it a shot, so in the face of the candy-coated manipulation of V-Day, maybe I just need to trust that what we have is something more.

Right, when you asked me to move in with you here, I know it seemed like a good idea at the time...and about the whole proposal, it was a dream come true level of ‘wow’, but, um, things are moving a little too fast for me.

God knows I spilled my guts. Clark, if you had a really big secret, would you trust me with it?

I know it sounds crazy, but I’m just afraid that my big mouth is going to wreck our relationship one day.

915 - Conspiracy

Bernard Chisholm, a doctor who died and was brought back to life by the Kandorians so they can experiment on him, escapes and kidnaps some Kandorians in order to prove aliens have invaded Earth. Bernard tries to get Lois to write a story validating his claim, but when Lois refuses, he kidnaps her too. In an effort to save his people, Zod poses as a reporter from the Daily Planet and uncovers Bernard's secret lab. Clark arrives at the lab just in time to see Zod get shot.

Lois Lane's Lines:

"You know, since we started seeing each other, we never really see each other. Maybe we should stop and smell the roses."

"Who's the femme fatale?"

"No problem, Smallville, go win a Pulitzer."

"Buddy, you just went from creepy critter to full-blown nut job"

"You should be thanking her, not turning her into a popsicle."

"It's what Clark would do."

"Touché, Mr. Kent. Why don't we both just agree that a little mystery is good for the romance."

916 - Escape

Clark and Lois head out of town for a quiet romantic getaway, but their plans are thwarted when they run into Chloe and Oliver at their Bed & Breakfast Inn. The couples' awkward moment is interrupted by the arrival of the Silver Banshee, who sets her sights on Clark and Oliver. Meanwhile, Tess faces off with Zod with a surprising result.

Lois Lane's Lines:

Well since you insisted on being a man of mystery, I had to cover all my bases. There’s snow angel, surfer girl, city chic...

Okay, well, um let’s uh hope that Mr. and Mrs. Green didn’t quite finish unpacking, because the only inn that they’re going to be staying at is called ‘Holiday’.

Well for a country that pride itself on men wearing skirts, you’d think they’d be a little more progressive than that.

Murder, misogyny and mayhem, I can see why you left that out of the brochure.

How about we just take Mr. and Mrs. PDA’s room? Because you know they obviously don’t need it. Heh, just kidding. I’ll go check on Clark. He’s used to baling hay, but I’m sure he’s just baling buckets to stay afloat.

Clark, I don’t care how bad it is. I survived a tent in Guadalajara, I can handle a soggy room.

Twist.

How can you be so ‘eh’ about this? This is Chloe and Oliver together here. Did you know they were dating? No, of course you didn’t. I mean, I didn’t even know they were dating. We should sit with them.

Look, I know that I ran a verbal marathon last night and then I fell asleep, but I promise, tonight is about the two of us.

And we had no idea there was even a you two, which I think is perfect. I think fate has brought us together.

Yeah, speaking of clues, let’s talk about Mr. Green in the bedroom with my cousin.

Good point. Look, Chloe, there’s food!

This is a relationship, Chloe, not a spelling bee!

Just give me ten minutes and you’ll get a surprise.

You do that. Try to explain it over breakfast maybe next century. This I won’t be needing.

I was possessed by a 300-year-old Scottish banshee, and I almost killed you, Clark.

All thanks to my stellar sense of direction. Let’s face it Clark, without me you’d still be lost.

It’s, it’s my cell phone. Just, just let it go to voicemail.

Chase.This.Light · 07-01-2010, 03:16 AM

918 - Upgrade

Zod continues to pose as "The Blur" and asks Lois to investigate one of Tess' secret labs. An explosion rocks the lab, and Lois is rescued by John Corben who was a subject of multiple experiments. While investigating the explosion, Clark is exposed to red kryptonite. An infected Clark takes Zod to the Fortress. Tess turns to Chloe for help and they send in Corben to stop Clark from revealing all his secrets.

Lois Lane's Lines:

Okay my blurry butt kicking friend, you were right. Tess of the uber villains is up to no good. She’s holding more meteor rock here than there probably is in all of Smallville. Something tells me the reason is behind that curtain.

Tell that to the bean counters in HR. They didn’t want to chip in to buy extra letters to spell ‘Henrietta’.

How’d you get in here? How did I get in here?

I was chasing down a red hot lead and then hit a dead end.

You know I was just, I was trying too hard to open up my The Hangover DVD, you know with Dad’s Swiss army knife. He was sure I wouldn’t put it to good use. Wanna kiss it better, soldier?

I’m sorry, Smallville, it’s Randall. It could be the story of the century. I can’t risk a potential coulda woulda shoulda.

Yeah she’s running a secret underground facility at 4th and Lincoln where she’s testing some form of meteor rocks, but score one for the obvious column. I think you already knew that since you saved me from an early obituary, right?

Said the man who swatted me around like a tetherball on our last arena challenge.

You did kind of go phantom of the boiler room the last time you entered stage right.

When you’re free and clear and planting your homestead spike in the badlands then I’ll send you the sayonara.

Tess, how not surprised am I to see you here. By the way, this is the least-secret secret lab I’ve ever been in...twice.

I saw what you did to Corben. I was on the bus when you sent me on a train trip to Mount Rushmore. You can’t cover this up, Tess!

God, do you take lessons in how to do that?!

Wow, that’s a scary high pedestal of adjectives you just put me on.

Oh...me? John, that means a lot, but I’m with someone else. He’s a little on the squeaky side, so I probably won’t pull back the curtain and reveal our wild and crazy ride, but he is it for me.

919 - Charade

Lois investigates the early prison release of ex-District Attorney Raymond Sacks but he threatens her with a gun when confronted. The Blur saves her, but is captured on film by a delivery guy who plans to sell the photo to Sacks. Lois and Clark each attempt to thwart the delivery of the photo and run into Maxwell Lord, a wealthy tycoon and Checkmate operative, who is trying to learn The Blur's identity to eliminate him. Meanwhile, Chloe discovers Zod's secret.

Lois Lane's Lines:

"How do you get yourself into these things, Lane?"

"Clark and I don't spat. There was no spatting."

"I kinda noticed that Clark has this thing for telescopes..."

"Tonight's the night. In the words of the general, it's time to drop the 'L-bomb.'"

"Sometimes, I swear you have more than two hands."

"Either that kiss altered my sense of time and space or this place is busier than usual."

"Can't wait for tonight."

"Hey, it's me, Lois. Guess you're out. Strange to think that I can leave a message for the Blur -I mean, well not strange weird, it's just - you know what I mean, it's hard to picture the Blur screening his calls. Not that you'd be screening my calls or anything but [BEEP]... Me again, got cut off. You know, that's not a lot of time for someone to leave a message. I mean, that beep comes at you pretty fast. Then again, you are the Blur, of course I'm sure you like it fast, but I just - here's the deal. I'm on a story about our deadly ex-D.A. Now, normally I'd be working with my partner in reporting, but I want to keep him safe, secure, and as far away from Sacks and his murderous mob as I can. Clark's not bulletproof, but you are. Be my wingman?"

"Mr. Sacks, Lois Lane from the Daily Planet. You may remember me from the roof of the Daily Planet."

"You have no idea what it means that you trusted me enough to let me help you these past weeks. I have never felt such a sense of purpose in my entire life. Whatever you need, you can count on me."

"No, Clark, I am sure he is dying to tell me. But how can anyone who cares about me put me in that kind of position? If I knew his true identity, then every low-life with high hopes of hurting him would come after me. And he would never put me in that kind of danger just to get a secret off his back! That's why I trust him."

"Piece of cake."

"Oops. Sorry about your million dollars."

"You're here. I-I can't know who you are. I'd give anything to see your face... to know your name. But you can't protect us if we know who you are. I understand that now."

"But I do need you! And maybe I didn't realize it until it was too late, but this is the most important part of my life."

"When I'm with you, it's about more than what I want, who I want. It is something that is bigger than me."

"I've been talking to the Blur, Clark - doing things for him, sharing things with him, that I couldn't share with you."

"It's not like this, with you. I wish you could understand what it felt like to have this - a calling. A duty, to people and the world..."

921 - Hostage

Much to Clark's surprise, Martha Kent returns to Smallville with her new boyfriend, Perry White in tow. Lois and Perry realize they are both working on the same story about the Red Queen, and decide to team up, which ultimately puts them in serious danger. Chloe helps Clark search for the Book of Rao, which they believe contains information on how to stop Zod and his army.

Lois Lane's Lines:

If you can’t recognize my butt in a pair of jeans then what are you thinking about?

Well excuse me for getting between a man and his tractor, but our unemployment situation has just gone to defcon one.

My phone just got turned off, because the Planet stopped paying my cell bill, and half my wardrobe is being held hostage at the dry cleaners’. To top it off, it’s as if you’re expecting me to single-handedly save our unemployed derrieres, which lucky for you I have. I have found a story that will get us corner offices at the Planet with parking on P1 we just have to start now.

Hey, I have been pounding back double double expressos, just trying to keep us on some kind of a masthead and you’ve been doing what exactly?

Well here’s something that I can’t ignore. I need a purpose, some kind of bigger mission in life. You don’t seem to need that.

Oh my god, you’ve gotta forward this to my high school journalism teacher. Check it out, Mrs. Kreitzman, me and Perry White. Who’s sorry now beyotch?!

Too bad, Ahab, because I have something pretty big on the line too. It’s going to cause quite a splash.

This puppy sells itself. It is going to kick your story back to arts and leisure.

When I started investigating this shady redhead, I hit the mother lode. There are aliens here on our planet...and they are looking for this. The Book of Rao.

You gotta give some to get some.

I gotta hand it to you Mrs. K, running senate committees by day, cooking rocking meals by night. You put the ‘m’ in modern woman. Me, I put the ‘t’ in takeout.

Oh you know, everything’s peachy. You know us chocolate and peanut butter, yin and yang, Tarzan and Jane. Okay maybe not the pulling hair jungle love of it all.

That is exactly how I felt when I was talking to...this friend. We used to work together and when I helped him, it was like I had a higher purpose. Like I was saving the world.

It’s kind of like being in a chain gang with your ball and chain.

Mrs. K, I can’t keep lying to you. Clark and I aren’t working together at the Daily Planet, we were fired, and we aren’t taking it slow, we’re actually taking a break. The truth is, Clark, I need to find a way to make a difference with my life, and I realize now that I can’t look to you...or even the Blur to make that happen for me. I need to do it on my own. So maybe what we need right now isn’t a break...it’s a break-up.

My party’s are never that good.

We are officially a threat.

I know this phone is a direct line to Checkmate, so here’s my order: Red Queen, nothing on the side, just her... Oh right, Taco Dan’s? Is that the best you can come up with? I thought all you spy guys went to Yale... Oh no, Austin Powers, I have your number. I know that you work for a covert organization dedicated to defending the planet from an alien invasion, that your boss was Amanda Waller, and that that little chateau of yours in the Rocky Mountains was blown to bits, probably by aliens after the Book of Rao, which is why you’d better stop with this guac and chips act and get us some facetime with the Red Queen right now.

Maybe that really was a Mexican restaurant.

Looks like we’ve got an audience with the queen.

I think I could get used to this.

Oh my god, Perry. You’ve raised the dead! You have single handily brought my flat lined career back to life.

Normally, I would jump at the chance to run away from my problems, but after one day in the trenches with Perry White, I realized that I don’t have to go anywhere to find my higher calling. I just- I needed to find the hero inside of myself.

922 - Salvation

Zod unleashes his army upon the world, forcing Chloe to call in reinforcements from old friends. Zod tells Lois he is The Blur and asks her to steal the Book of Rao from Clark. Torn between Clark and The Blur, Lois asks Clark to come clean with her about everything but he refuses. Chloe and Oliver attempt to reconnect Watchtower's satellite system in order to fight the Kandorians but to Chloe's horror, Oliver gets caught on site and disappears. Tess attempts to stop Zod but he leaves her clinging to life. Clark and Zod battle for control of Earth.

Lois Lane's Lines:

(in 2013) "If you remember, I'm the one who said 2012 would be just another y2k scare, and I was right. Not to fear, White - if there's a scandal in the Pentagon, yours truly will be the one to find it."

(in 2013) "Clark would forget his head if it wasn't attached with a necktie. "

(in 2013) "Luthor is making a play for the Oval Office and White has me playing dodge ball with armchair quarterbacks at the Pentagon?! I can't believe it!"

(in 2013) "Olsen! Olsen! You had better be getting every pixel of this."

"I thought you said we'd never talk again. I'm glad you broke radio silence, but why now? (Zod steps out of the shadows) How can you be the Blur? That alien snatcher, Chisholm, shot you. I saw the wound."

"Look, I will admit that Clark's played the jealousy card once or twice, but you're wrong about him."

"For you. I would stay for you. Clark, as important as my career is to me...(sighs ) you are more important. I would give up Africa to be with you."

"It's not broken. (Voice starts to break) It's shattered."

"I hid it where I confessed to you that you were the most important person in my life."

"Can you ever forgive me for thinking he was you? Please say something. Anything."

(after being kissed by the Blur in an exhale of realization) "Clark!"

Chase.This.Light · 07-01-2010, 03:18 AM

Conspiracy - 1

now.it.all.begins · 07-01-2010, 03:53 AM

Absolute Justice - 1
Conspiracy - 1

Chase.This.Light · 07-01-2010, 04:19 AM

Interesting.

now.it.all.begins · 07-01-2010, 04:27 AM

I thought Conspiracy was better for Lois than Absolute Justice, since she had more screentime in that ep, I liked her scenes with Clark in that ep better, and she had some great stuff with Zod. Why did you choose to vote Conspiracy out?

Chase.This.Light · 07-01-2010, 04:49 AM

Now you mention it I do prefer the Clois scenes in Conspiracy better, I think I just prefered the idea that Lois was hand picked out of everyone to write/investigate the Justice League story. Plus I love the Dr Fate/Lois part and the "Do you believe in fate" Clois scene.