Why we worship the bitchface?
Because it's like Kstew's version of Zoolander's Blue Steel.
Because her bitchface is her secret weapon.
Because Jesus once saw Kstew's Bitchface in his grilled cheese.
Because guns don't kill people, Kstew's bitchface does.
Because every post could use a little bitchface.
Because a world without bitchface? That's terrible!
Because if looks could kill, it would be the bitchface.
Because the chief export of Kstew is bitchface.
Because the bitchface is one of the seven wonders of the world.
Because if she flashes you the bitchface too hard, you could quite literally burst into flames.
Because the bitchface leaves no survivors. Ever.
Because we want bitchface lessons from Kstew!
Because she can go from zero to bitchface in 2.5 seconds.
Because every bitchface is unique.