Favorite Peter Bishop Quote from Season 1 Survivor

Rules: Vote for your LEAST FAVORITE quote.
The quote with the most votes at the end of each round will be eliminated.

~Round 1~


1x01 Pilot

Quote 1

http://i.imgur.com/UDe8Y.jpg

PETER: Whoa, excuse me for a second. Re-animation, really? So you're telling me... what? My father was Dr. Frankenstein?

1x02 The Same Old Story

Quote 2

http://i.imgur.com/Di7Xz.jpg

PETER: You may be able to reanimate dead guinea pigs or... whatever, but I can bring anything mechanical back from the dead.

1x03 The Ghost Network

Quote 3

http://i.imgur.com/VSYWW.jpg

PETER: When I was nine years old, I think I wanted to be a brontosaurus.

1x04 The Arrivial

Quote 4

http://i.imgur.com/BTqAv.jpg

PETER: What kind of man would take off on you the minute a can of magic space soup - appears out of nowhere?

Quote 5

http://i.imgur.com/1S1Zh.jpg

PETER: I sure hope that a gigantic metallic suppository is not the pinnacle of human achievement.

1x05 Power Hungry

Quote 6

http://i.imgur.com/q1xxr.jpg

PETER: Ah, visiting hours. Everybody put on their best straight jacket.

1x06 The Cure

Quote 7

http://i.imgur.com/OJMx9.jpg

PETER: Do I really need to be here? Couldn’t you just use a clamp?
WALTER: Of course I could, but I enjoy the company. Quality time, they say.
PETER: Yeah, ‘cause this is just like throwing around the old pigskin.

1x07 In Which We Meet Mr. Jones

Quote 8

http://i.imgur.com/lvnhv.jpg

PETER: I’ve never had a conversation with a dead guy before. Forgive me if I don’t know the rules.

1x08 The Equation

Quote 9

http://i.imgur.com/uYQ3Q.jpg

BRUCE SUMNER: You are not a fit guardian for Walter and I'm going to petition the state to have him removed from your custody.
PETER: Excuse me?
BRUCE SUMNER: Whether you're willing to recognize it or not - Walter is a danger... both to himself and to others.
PETER: Then I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 'Cause you may think you know what he's capable of, but you have no idea what I'm capable of.

1x09 The Dreamscape

Quote 10

http://i.imgur.com/o3zXM.jpg

PETER: Olivia, if you need me, I'm here.
OLIVIA: Yeah, I know.

1x10 Safe

Quote 11

http://i.imgur.com/T0HuW.jpg

OLIVIA: Lugo's wife gave me some names. It just so happens his best friend from high school works at a bar in Cambridge.
PETER: Did I just hear "bar in Cambridge"?

1x11 Bound

Quote 12

http://i.imgur.com/dXHAd.jpg

PETER: (walking-in) Walter - What are you doing?
WALTER: (sitting at work-station) I'm dosing a caterpillar.
PETER: Dosing? As in L.S.D?
WALTER: Well... it's a special blend.
PETER: I see. Hey, guess what just happened.
WALTER: Hmmm?
PETER: Finding out that my father is giving drugs to bugs - somehow just became a typical moment in my life.
WALTER: It's wonderful. Isn't it?

Quote 13

http://i.imgur.com/ZmGo0.jpg

CHARLIE: Olivia may have a lead on who abducted her. Only she can't pursue it without some help. I can't help her.
PETER: Why not?
CHARLIE: Suffice it to say that sometimes a problem with being in law enforcement is that you gotta obey the law yourself.
PETER: And you think I'm the guy to break the law for you?
CHARLIE: I'm sorry, I didn't--
PETER: No, look, you're right. I am the guy to break the law for you. What do we need?

1x12 The No-Brainer

Quote 14

http://i.imgur.com/FmfXy.jpg

PETER: Play nice. I come bearing gifts. (holds-up a rare golden coin)
AKIM: My god. I can't believe you kept it. You could have sold this for a fortune.
PETER: I kept it to remind me never to wager with anything that I couldn't bear to live without.

Quote 15

http://i.imgur.com/AacuV.jpg

PETER: It's amazing, isn't it? All these people, and they don't have a clue... how crazy it all really is. The world... everything.
OLIVIA: If we do our job, they'll never have to. (answers cell phone) Olivia Dunham.

1x13 The Transformation

Quote 16

http://i.imgur.com/lObYT.jpg

OLIVIA: You didn't have to come with me, you know.
PETER: Shady deals with shady guys in shady hotels is my M.O. - and typically, if someone is going to kill you, it's a good idea to have an ally in the room.
OLIVIA: I'm not scared.
PETER: Being fearless doesn't mean you're being safe.

1x14 Ability

Quote 17

http://i.imgur.com/iwpWL.jpg

PARAMEDIC: (wheeling Jones in on gurney and briefing Peter) Pulse is slowing down - fifty beats per minute.
PETER: (pointing across lab) Get him up there. Astrid! Set up the E.K.G.
WALTER: Is this the patient? (Gene follows on a tether)
PETER: Walter... put the cow away would you?
PARAMEDIC: (looking at the backside of Gene) What is this place?
PETER: It's a freak show. Thanks for your help. Thank you. (as the paramedics leave)

1x16 Unleashed

Quote 18

http://i.imgur.com/dToSY.jpg

OLIVIA: Walter, have you got any idea what kind of animal would be in a lab that could do this?
WALTER: Well, judging by the wounds, I'd say two or three different ones actually.
PETER: Right, a motley crew of lab animals got together and decided to exact their revenge on mankind.


1x17 Bad Dreams

Quote 19

http://i.imgur.com/z8VuO.jpg

PETER: Well, I’m not young anymore. Must be a terrible thing to not be able to trust your own mind.

1x18 Midnight

Quote 20

http://i.imgur.com/AmUBj.jpg

OLIVIA: And I thought you were a card-carrying cynic.
PETER: I am, world class. But there's an argument to be made that beneath every cynic, there is a frustrated romantic.


1x19 The Road Not Taken

Quote 21

http://i.imgur.com/BMNVI.jpg

OLIVIA: If it's true - and I was part of the trials when I was a kid, is it possible that it's causing these visions?
WALTER: I don't know. But what I do know is that you are a committed investigator. You're a perceptive agent. If you are having these visions, whatever they are, there must be a reason. Trust me.
PETER: Really Walter? This from a man who routinely sees little green men prancing through the lab with Tam o'Shanters on?


1x20 There Is More Than One Of Everything

Quote 22

http://i.imgur.com/ukEHA.jpg

PETER: You know, I remember when we used to come down here during the summers. Mom and I. You were always still working back in the city. I'd stand out here on the beach for hours, looking at the ocean. It used to seem like it went on forever. And on Saturdays... I'd always wake up just before my alarm. I could smell the pancakes... which meant that you were here. I'd creep down the stairs, and there'd you be... standing over the stove, flipping pancakes. You seemed so big back then. I'd just stand there watching you. And you'd always flip one of the pancakes.