Chastidy

I thought it was an ok episode but not the greatest.

Naomi's storyline with the mother was just cringey. So overdramatic and way too much effort being put into Jordan when there's one episode left.

I'd be more into Silver's storyline but I hated how much time this baby storyline took up and feel it was one of the main reasons the season was such a big fat fail.

Glad that everyone had to eat their words over the accusations at Adrianna. I have to admit though, the final scene where the stage falls down on her made me laugh a bit. It would have been such poetic justice if she were still a fame hungry brat.

I'm also laughing because I saw the trailer for next week so I know she'll be fine.

I liked Silver's baby momma though...

Forwood4Bamon

same here.

smoothaise

I'm disappointed in Naomi's entire arch for s5.

Forwood4Bamon

yea her and jordan.

Mayberry

Previously on 90210....

Einstein Liam made Annie an indecent bar proposal without a ring, Snore-dan's mommy worked her magic to cut off his fling, and Adrianna found yet another opportunity to sing.

Oh nooooooooz, Michaela's still gone? Dixon is calming down his producers. We need a pop star that can sing who's pregnant. The time of Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez is over. People want their popstars to procreate. Silver glares at Dixon. Silver's a grump when she doesn't get early morning relations. My coffee only had three lumps of sugar, Dixon! remarks Silver. Dixon hangs up to pour her a mug of Apple Jacks. Michaela's been gone for two days. Where is she? Probably singing on a street for quarters. Gotta earn airfare to D.C. some kind of way! Or else she's looking for a sugar daddy who can also be an actual daddy. I'll never work in this town again, moans Dixon. Oh, so they heard your demo? says Silver. The Apple Jacks aren't doing the trick. Sixon continue to argue about how they pressured the Singing Womb. Silver says Michaela needed that tough love because she'll be yelling obscenities if her kid doesn't come out independent and prickly like her. Well, you can't put the baby back in if it's not, points out Dixon. Watch me, vows Silver. Suddenly Dixon remembers the girl who wrote the Vicious Circle.
Dixon suggests they call Teddy/Fake Hubby but Silver doesn't want them to know she's a crazy person who last saw a pregnant woman in a dingy parking lot. We'll say you lost her, offers Silver. Dixon says he's not calling. He doesn't want to drown in hair gel while Shane/Teddy take turns fisting his stomach.
The dreaded Tablet! It haunts me in my dreams now. Oh, and it apparently keeps track of banking accounts. Look, a widescreen computer so everybody can see my personal and financial information. Isn't that handy? Silver is keeping track of where Michaela last used Silver's credit card. She last used it at a Waffle Hut where she showed the employees how to make pancakes using breast milk.
The bank Silver uses is called Mutual of Beverly Hills...really? Well, using that Tablet is a mutually annoying plug, Beverly Hills writers.

SurfnSex is walking ahead of Liam to teach him how to go down the stairs. I usually jump half, and butt bounce the rest, claims Liam. Thanks for teaching me to do it the right way. Well, let's do it the right way on the board which is all you're good for, says SurfnSex. I make surfboards, says Liam. Shut up and tongue me, says SurfnSex. Annie is in the poor people's kitchen and she's not amused. She taught Liam about how to go downstairs three weeks ago. SurfnSex is getting a ride from Liam but she doesn't want Glee Warbler to see them. I wouldn't be surprised if SurfnSex tried to flirt with Glee Warbler to get his inheritance first but chose Liam since he's an airhead.
Naomi comes in to break the stereotype of dumb blondes and calls out for a brunette friend. Annie will have to do. Annie bashes Liam/SurfnSex better than I ever could. Syd is yucky yucky doo doo, claims Annie. Naomi bought Annie a handbag to erase her depression. Shopping cures whatever in Naomi's world. I can fit both my hands in here, praises Annie. Yay! Annie is going to Paris to tell her mother why she was a hooker. I'd pay anything to see that. I'd probably need Annie's bag for all the cash. Naomi mentions she misses Snore-dan because she misses parading around in bras but turns out he's back in town. Annie saw him using a copy of Undressed to kill a fly. It was awful. Naomi thinks it's awful he hasn't called. What's up with that? Naomi infers that she's going to say hello to Snore-dan with sex. Annie laughs. Good luck making him interesting, calls Annie after her. She puts a pound of coffee into her new bag. Paris wouldn't be Paris without peppy Annie!

In Navid's backroom, there's a whole lotta shaking going on. This is the most action Navid's ever had but it's too much for him. I need food, claims Navid. Especially pizza. Ade, can you make me pizza? Ade gives him Hershey's kisses instead. She came in full with a food baby. Navid says they've been cut off and sexing for two days. They've created enough sweat for ten of Liam's surfboards to float on....assuming they float. I forgot if I have a job, says Navid. I better check. I don't, says Ade, pulling him to her. But Navid falls on his back. Lacking energy, need pizza rolls, says Navid. He says they have to tell their friends they're dating and make a hand-drawn pamphlet for Liam to understand it. "Do you think Michaela told Silver she caught us?" "No, because we're still alive." Oh, Ade, you. I missed non-cheating, funny Adrianna. Adrianna says that Silver sucks but she doesn't and should go on for Michaela. I'm the best singer since Adele so it only makes sense, realizes Adrianna. Navid says it will help Dixon accept Navianna since he banged Adrianna more than Dixon ever did. They decide to check their phones...together. Awww, I missed my in synch Navianna. They discover Michaela is missing. Did the baby run away too, asks Adrianna. Yeah, says Navid. We better get dressed and help look. Adrianna pouts because she can't practice her glory notes. She could've had it allll....rolling in the deep...

Naomi came in colorful, powerful pants to woo Snore-dan. Snore-dan is surprised those pants didn't come out of the hippie era. The Palmer walks in with a prince...no, he's a real prince. From Japan. The Palmer got it like that. The Palmer is giving Prince Harry (hee) a tour of L.A. including Macauley Culkin's house, the curb where Lindsay threw up, and Nickelodeon Studios. I think Prince Harry should be slimed since he can't stop looking at either girl's breastesessss. (Added the ssss because that's one for every one). Snore-dan tries to end things with Naomi since Mama Givens is helicopter-ing. Count your blessings, Nae. She's offended anyway. She doesn't wear her power pants for just anybody. Naomi believes Snore-dan is "one of those guys"....that has a five-ep romance with her. Snore-dan, meet PJ, Jamie, Austin, and any guy not named Max. Naomi trots off. She has to go find a new man to buy her things.

Petite Annie is struggling with a gigantic suitcase. It's full of regrets. Annie's largest regret, Liam, helps her with her luggage. I want to be a rat bellhop like when the Muppets went to England, explains Liam. Why is your book going on a tour? I don't have time for this, says Annie. Liam mentions her buying the Offshore so he can have a fresh start. That plan is icky but I'll check with my accountant, says Annie. I'm going to have counter sex with Sydney to celebrate, says Liam. Oh heck naw, says Annie. I'm buying the bar before that goes down. Now go away. Okey doke, says Liam. You're a terrible bellhop, shoots down Annie, leaving Liam to cry over her unzipped suitcase. That will not be a fresh start for Liam.

Dixon yells at Navianna when they come into the apartment. You two left me alone with Silver, complains Dixon. And her sugar and caffeine are depleted. Navid and Adrianna reveal that they're a couple again. You two dated? says Dixon. Yep, says Navid, putting an arm around Adrianna. Good luck with all that cray, says Dixon. Navid shares that Navianna sex was too intense for Michaela so she ran off. Ha, Silver found out they were doing it in her bed. Best. Scene. Ever. Nobody should have sex anytime on this show except me, snaps Silver. Navid and I do it anytime we want, throws back Adrianna. I will slit that singing throat, promises Silver. We date some crazy girls, man, says Navid as he and Dixon nod....together together. Awww, I appreciate Navid defending Adrianna. Sixon believes that Adrianna is taking advantage of Michaela's absence. Who cares if she does? Adrianna's entertaining and Michaela's hormones make her weep when it's raining. Move on! And they all should know Adrianna's going to sing whether anyone likes it or not....You can't stop the beat! Dixon vetoes the idea. Adrianna's sung enough for five seasons. Silver's so mad she's going to find Michaela on her own and slash Navid's tires and take Dixon's Nuts and More and jaywalk every block. I hope she has good running shoes, says Adrianna. Isn't it weird when we have scenes together together? says Dixon. Since we all dated each other. We dated? says Adrianna. Never mind, says Dixon, throwing his hands up.

How did Navid get back to the bar so fast? Maybe that's his superpower, disappearing and reappearing in scenes at will. That's why he's on less than the others. The mystery is solved after five years. Superhero Navid asks why Liam is packing up. I'm going to Sydney Australia to find Nemo, reveals Liam. On Wallaby Way, recalls Navid. When I look at you, I'm home, quotes Liam. Naviam says that they'll miss each other. Board brothers before broads, yo. I really do like their friendship, though. I can count on Navid to pull Liam out when he gets stuck in the toilet. Liam says Annie pushed him out the door. She was helping him learn about the mailbox since she's flying to Paris soon. Navid infers that Lannie isn't dead since Navianna isn't. Liam shrugs it off. SurfnSex will show me how to put the flag up. Liam calls Navid a loser for coming back after a two-day sex spree. Navid laughs because it's true.

Naomi's juicing oranges since Snore-dan dumped her. Goodness, even her reaction is boring. Annie comes in to get some signatures and some citrus. Vitamin C keeps her hydrated and happy. Naomi calls SurfnSex a hussy. Annie says Liam is over her and with the hussy. Now can she just have some pulp-free juice? Naomi leaves the pulp in there to toughen Annie up. Annie reveals to Naomi that Snore-dan is less tough and was influenced by his mother. Naomi says that's likely since Naomi's so awesome. The Palmer phones Naomi because miraculously Naomi is the only other person she knows in L.A. Prince Pervert took some pills and thinks he's a porn star now. Naomi says she's going to pop by cause she's juicing oranges for crying out loud...her life needs excitement! Annie chokes on some pulp after Naomi says this. Naomi thwacks her on the back with a copy of Undressed until Annie's gasping on the floor. Another crisis handled by Naomi!

Dr. Glasses calls Silver about her MRI results. Not cancer yet, but not good. Poor Silver. If that's not enough, Teddy is at her doorstep asking why he has to pay all the rent. Teddy walked from Washington D.C. and boy is his earthquake-affected leg tired. I'm thisclose to D.C. and there was an earthquake here too. Dang, Teddy chose a couple of bad cities to put his injured self.

Nae walks in on the Palmer and the half-naked Prince Pervert. He's jamming to a Psy song and wants them all to do Gangnam style. That craze is over, announces Naomi. He propositions Naomi and introduces her to his "royal scepter." Naomi says that scepter's been passed around way too much for her tastes. She throws a pillow so he can cover himself. That poor innocent pillow. He was dancing nude on the balcony? This dude's more messed up than the real Prince Harry. At least the real Prince Harry wouldn't expose himself to the cold night air. The Palmer is terrified Mama Givens will find out. Naomi promises nobody will know unless Kate Middleton can make sense of that dirty text the Pervert sent. Prince Pervert is chugging champagne stupidly and Naomi wrests it away from him. The prince probably pukes diamonds into porcelain bowls every other week. Let me get this straight. The hotel is going to help Naomi when the paparazzi can give the hotel free publicity? Hmmmm. Alright, I'll bite. Naomi orders Prince Pervert to take a shower. He offers to be her Mr. Bubble. Naomi shoves him inside. Princess Beatrice never had days like this.

Oh look, Ade brought Navid a big ol' bowl of popcorn. Navid comes in, looking like Orville Reddenbaucher. Ade taped a Sixteen and Pregnant marathon for them to watch. Remember when you were almost my baby daddy, recalls Ade. Ohhhh frisky, thinks Navid. But he suggests they search for Michaela. He indicates that he can't forget what Silver said about Ade screwing over Michaela. Bad Navid. Ade becomes defensive and pours the popcorn down his pants. The butter is scalding hot. You can sleep with those kernels instead of me, says Adrianna. Like the jellybeans he sorted, Navid is now buttery and delicious.

Annie's dress is very odd. It's like, hello, stare at my shoulderblades. Anyway, Annie's realtor, who's just as peppy as she is, loves Liam's bar. I got shot in here, shares Annie. And you lived, says the realtor. Think of the positive. But Annie stays close to the bar where Liam informs her that the sink leaks. I'll put some gum in there in the mean time, says Liam. It's in my magic shoe box. The magic shoebox holds his Play-Doh, a tiny rocket ship, a Furby, and Annie's rejected engagement ring. A sappy song plays as Liam glances at the ring. Annie can't even look at it. Remember, it's a rejected ring. I wonder if anybody will adopt it, says Liam. The timing was never right. I should've proposed right after Pokemon ended. Annie sadly agrees. This is a pretty well-written scene. Who wrote this? Right as Rain Realtor says they need Old Salty to sign some paper. Liam says he wants to handle it and lick Old Salty for measure. Liam's betting he tastes like bar pretzels. He also says he and Syd are leaving tonight for their Nemo expedition. Annie's thinking what the seagull thought... Liam's mine! mine! mine! mine!

Is the cast obligated to visit the student center every episode? Even though half of them aren't in school? Especially Teddy who lives out of town, Dixon who dropped out, and Silver who has no job. Anyway, the Singing Womb isn't there. She stole all the biscotti and split. Silver yells at both guys over the situation. Dixon, you tried to feel up on my surrogate instead of me, and Teddy, you won't feel up on me even if we're fighting. What does a girl have to do to get felt up? Teddy says Silver's only thinking about herself. Welcome to the show, Teddy. Silver receives a credit card alert. Micheala's at a bar. If it's Navid/Annie's bar, I'll hurl. I bet Michaela's being felt up there.

The bellhop who replaced Liam wheels in a trunk for Naomi. They're seriously going to put the Palmer in there? I was enjoying this plot until then. They could put Annie in there most likely. Speaking of Annie, Prince Pervert is copying her. He's stuck in the bathroom. Pippa Middleton went on a Twitter rant after Prince Pervert's text to Kate. We Middletons may have the best butts in the land but you can never have us. Prince Pervert cries in the shower as the Palmer explains Snore-dan's struggles. Snore-dan is chief of staff. (I lower cased that sucker since I don't care.) They hear a bang. Naomi busts through with the strength of ten divas and Prince Pervert is sprawled on the floor with his stash. Noooo, yells Naomi. Pippa, what have you done?

They wheel Prince Pervert out of the room. He's alive since he's smiling, guesses Naomi. He's dreaming of scoring with Kristin Stewart since she was a princess for two hours in a movie. Naomi asks EMT Dude to roll the Pervert onto the service elevator. He says that if Nae tries to order around the police, she's one dead prince-sitter. Naomi reassures Elizabeth that she's a pro at talking to the police. They have her mug shotd in their desk and use them to score hot girls by saying Naomi's their pretend girlfriend. Elizabeth clicks on the TV. Pastel Reporter announces that the Pervert has come out of the hospital. Naomi hates it when they spoil the surprise.
See, a source on the staff squealed. The hotel wants that publicity, baby!

Mama Givens arrives and blasts Naomi for dragging her daughter into the mud. I got myself in my own mud, shares Elizabeth. Mama Givens calls them geniuses. No duh, says Naomi. But Mama Givens says they're stupid geniuses and she could've sorted this out earlier. Well, aren't we queen for a day? Mama Givens' bodyguard tries to throw Naomi out but Naomi throws herself out, tossing a silk pillow the Pervert didn't touch into the hall for a graceful fall.

Hey, it's Alan Matthews. What are you doing here, Cory's father? asks Liam. I'm just here until Girl Meets World pilot is greenlit, answers Mr. Matthews. He's astonished by the work Liam's done on the place. I was surprised the paint stayed on the wall, cries Liam. Suddenly Mr. Matthews remembers that Liam bought this place while drunk. Mr. Matthews tells Liam to follow him on Facebook and Twitter....assuming Liam has any clue how to turn the computer on. Mr. Matthews has a TGIF moment with Liam. Thank God It's the Final....time I have to be on this show. Liam gains some clarity. The best things in life don't come easy. That's why Liam will try to color in the lines again and again until he's buried six feet under.

I wasn't joking about Naomi drinking wine whenever Snore-dan's around. See, I notice stuff like that. Snore-dan offers to buy her another while they watch Naomi's life unravel. Pastel Reporter is now telling the world there's a mystery woman involved in Pervert Prince's scandal. Snore-dan asks why Naomi helped Elizabeth...it's payback for helping Mark. Yeah, who cares? Too many guest stars! That's always been this show's problem. Mama Givens is having a press conference on pill-popping and Snore-dan must be there. She requires him to speak, thus ensuring the reporters will get a good night's rest.

Silver runs into the bar, and we can tell she means business because she's not hitting on any barflys. Michaela is drinking brandy with her biscotti. Well, we realize why Michaela fled: the baby's gone. Poor Silver. I've been saying that a lot this season. Silver runs off to deal, and Teddy follows. Wonderful acting by Stroup. Dixon stays and hugs Michaela. We all need biscotti after that.

Navid brought Liam's bag and thinks he's doing a favor. He's not doing any Lannie fans a favor. Liam thanks him. His digital pets are in there and they could've died. Liam asks Sydney to watch them. This is what living with Liam will be like when they're not locating Nemo.

Glee Warbler brought the other Warblers to the concert. They're in a good mood since they beat Vocal Adrenaline. Cronus Croney brought a grill? That's how you party! Moron. I don't even get this, writers. Well, Glee Warbler runs into the goody-goodies Navid and Liam. Navid asks if he's Batman or Robin. I am the Batman, says Liam. I scaled a balcony and have a hot girlfriend. I used to have 1 out of 2, realizes Navid. Shoot. Liam asks if Glee Warbler wants to go outside. Like a date? asks Glee Warbler, flattered. Liam pokes him in the gut and tickles him. This makes Glee Warbler's night.

Mama Givens is fielding questions on pill-popping. Do you keep the bottles afterwards? Are they hair growth vitamins? Will the pills make me look fat? She's flustered. Naomi steps in and informs the reporters that she is the mystery woman, Elizabeth's innocent, and only stripes make you look fat (unless you're on 90210, right, Annie?). Crisis averted! Naomi is boss. Even Mama Givens must recognize.

Michaela says she's sorry she can't sing. Adrianna will stab her in the butt if she does. She's going back to D.C. to perform in clubs nobody knows about except other aspiring singers. Dixon lost another performer. He needs to get back in school. Michaela shares that the song was Adrianna's. The constant references to Navid's pecs should've been a big indication. What pecs? asks Dixon.

Ryan Wannabeseacrest is introducing the Spencer Blaine tribute. I have no idea who Blaine is except if it's Glee Warbler's friend. An artist Dixon has no connection to, Fall Out Boy, performs with vigour. Love this song! Ade's song shares what Navade did in the daaaaaaaaark....so light em up, up, up, light Silver's bed up, up, up....it's on fiiiiiire!
They're setting up pyrotechnics for the finale. The show's finale? And the anvil drops. Lannie is hanging backstage because Liam says it's the best way to see the show. Behind a big set where you can't view the band. Annie wonders why she came. Oh, for the signatures. Liam doesn't have them. Are you sure you just can't read the cursive? asks Annie. Nope. Liam won't be taking off with SurfnSex tonight. Nemo remains lost. How convenient. Speaking of convenience, I wager SurfnSex had to buy the beer because no thinking person would give Liam beer. The camera focuses on the pyrotechnics as the song ends. On fiiiiiire. This is the most subtle song I've ever heard, ya'll.

Addixon is running up the steps to save Dixon's career. Dixon apologizes for downgrading Ade in this instance but I really wish he said sorry for every other instance in season 5. Oh well, he's giving her a chance. This is the best Addixon scene of the series. I stand by my opinion that they should've never knocked boots. They can be like Kanye West/Beyonce. They hold hands. Friends forever! Ade can sing til her cheeks burst and Dixon can collect that cash!

Mama Givens praises Naomi's performance at the conference. She tries to negotiate, with Jordan going back to his preferred job. Mama Givens gives in but still hates Naomi. It's because I'm pretty, isn't it? asks Naomi. Shut up and leave me to my liquor, answers Mama Givens. Gladly, says Naomi, throwing a bottle of pills at her forehead.

Ryan Wannabeseacrest introduces Adrianna as the winner of the contest. Ade comes out in a dress of many colors and sings about Navid. Navid is late because he has guilt gas. Will he finally realize Adrianna is singing about his egotistical self? Adrianna points to Navid and gestures that her heart is breaking. Well, I'll be derned, says Navid. I think I know what this song is about! You think, cries Dixon. Lord.

SurfnSex is still trying to get Liam on the plane. Dory found Nemo but if they act now, they can claim the reward money. Liam bristles. Dory is his favorite character. This chick is bad news.

The paparazzi ambuses Naomi outside the hotel. Yes, admits Naomi. I ate the last cookie in the cookie jar.

Adrianna is singing her lungs out while Navid whimpers. Is the last time the last time or something new, Navid, why is it taking so long to realize this song's about you? Navid hits his forehead. Doh! He rushes to the backstage area. Good, he got it, or else Adrianna would've had to do an encore. Who am I kidding? She'd still do an encore if time wasn't running out.

Time has run out for Annie. She tells Dixon she's staying in France after the book tour. If she's ever poor enough, she'll be a hooker again and write her sequel about it. Oooh la la. Not for Dixon. Sacre bleu!

Adrianna finishes her song and there's fireworks. Literal fireworks. Finally, they've made good on that song. Adrianna is buried in a bunch of set pieces while Dixon is crushed by a crowd. The writers love to torment those two. Annie tries to rush back inside but she can't get through. And who knows where Navid is? Probably waiting in the shadows for the proper moment...since the stage is on fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire.

I actually enjoyed the Pervert Prince plot since there was limited Snore-dan, and it mainly starred the Palmer and Naomi. It's nice to see sisters doing it for themselves. Or rather, sister of Snore-dan and Naomi. I wish we got to see more of the Pervert's adventures. He was a royal riot and a bigger idiot than Liam.

The Liam plot is borderline terrible but I thought the writing was decent in terms of setting up Lannie. I don't think they needed SurfnSex in the mix. He could've found the ring and realized it was Annie all along. What, did the actress who plays Sydney hold a writer up at a gunpoint or something?

Navianna chills. Navid's funny again, and he understands that Adrianna's changed for the better. That's all a girl can ask for. Also, Ade still hates Silver. I approve.

I didn't really comment on the Tilver beach scene. It was heart-breaking and I'm not going to make light of any of the situation. Thank you, Trevor and Stroupalicious for handling that well.
I might've missed Michaela after that plot. Her scenes with Dixon were always sweet, and you could tell she wanted to make Silver's dream come true. Sad.

This didn't feel like the penultimate ep but it was pretty good. B+.

Ade is lit up on stage, Prince Pervert wound up on the front page, and if Liam winds up in Sydney will he pull a Meredith and free Nemo from a cage? Ade, just keep singing. Just keep singing....singing, singing, singing...

Alexa

Pretty good episode, sad the show is done now.

the ade/dixon scene at the end was cute. not that happy to see ade singing again but oh well, its almost over.

So happy about Navid and Adrianna and that it happened before the series finale. I was glad Silver was a little upset about it because it makes it more realistic but once again its all about her so whatever. I wish they wouldn't have brought the cancer thing back though so close to the finale. It was cool seeing Teddy again. I did feel bad for her losing the baby though.

Naomi's storyline is ridiculous. The fact that Jordan broke up with her and then said he didnt think they were serious just annoyed me. I remember now why I didnt like him. And the whole schpeel with the mom was just useless drama.

I liked that Annie wanted Liam to be happy and so she bought the bar and it was even better when Liam ended up getting upset about it. I like that Navid could tell he still loved her. and that Liam finally realized his feelings in the end.

Glad we saw campbell again because there wasnt a ton of resolution there. Are we supposed to think he started the explosion? Strange that Patrick isn't involved anymore either. maybe that would have been a mystery in season 6?

the explosion was a little cheesey but i guess it was good for a season/series finale.

Chastidy

The Silver/baby storyline was silly though. She was too young. It reminded me of OTH when Brooke was 21 and looking to adopt/foster. Just be young for a while kids

Mayberry

Honestly, I feel like it was because the writers were older and interested in more adult storylines. That's my only explanation for the baby plots, business ventures, and all things a 35-year old would deal with.

Chastidy

A 35 year old wouldn't even be doing half that crap

Alexa

writers just dont know what to do so they come up with lame baby storylines. its like, no.

no single 20 year female wants to have kids alone. (at least, none that i know!)

and theres nothing wrong with wanting a child and doing it alone but not that young. you'd wait a while to see if you'd meet someone.

Chastidy

Exactly I know life is short but it's not that short