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Old 05-02-2013, 11:43 AM
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I agree with everything, Chas, especially on Liam needing that smack. He's going to Australia with Sydney two seconds after forgiving her? After Vanessa? He's turned into a massive idiot. Just when you think the character can't get any dumber.......

I'm pleasantly surprised you like this version of Navianna. I'll take it!
me too, and enough with liam and the guest stars.
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i dont think there is a character i hate more than silver.
she is awful.
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i dont think there is a character i hate more than silver.
she is awful.
I don't think she's awful.
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Annabelle admitted she slept with a senior citizen, Chef Mark had to choke down rubbery food while in the pen, and Adrianna pictured how many Grammys she would steal if her song happened to win. So is there anybody on this show that's not famous now? Oh, Navid. Maybe if he didn't disappear half the time....

Liam comes down in his jammies to eat jelly from a jar and watch Sesame Street. Annie usually leaves the TV on because it takes him forty minutes to figure out what button to push. But Lannie's fighting currently so Annie left him out to dry. He stares at a picture of Cassie McCoy, thinking it's Annie. I'm missing Bert and Ernie because of you. I can't be friends with them since they found out about your hooker book. They were going to teach me about sharing. I'm putting your picture in the trash since you need a time-out. Do I have to go to work today? Is Navid going to do all the adult stuff like he usually does? I will go over Naomi's. She has people to press buttons for her too.
If Navid lying in bed is any indication, no, Liam doesn't have to work. Navid stares at an earring. Excellent. I have physical proof I had sex, thinks Navid. How you like me now, Johnny Depp? Navid measures every part of his life by movie star standards. He believes he's a star and that's all that matters! His former movie co-star, Adrianna, is glamourizing herself in the mirror while thinking deep thoughts. American Idol's ratings tanked because they told me I couldn't sing on there. Why don't I act anymore, and why doesn't Annie act anymore? Navid, better not have my other earring. That always spells drama and it's not even a clip-on so he can't wear it.
Dixon's pouring out a bowl of Nuts & More (yes, what a witty title, writers). Michaela doesn't crave his nuts & more especially when Silver is acting nuts & more. But she has good reason to because Silver's unfortunately found a lump. I truly think they should've just done the cancer storyline without the baby. That's heart-breaking enough, especially with Jackie's death. But I guess Dixon needed to get rejected by the Singing Womb. I have to admit I thought she was checking for deoderant stains at first but it was a great final moment of the montage. I wish they did more montages at the beginning. Cause seriously? Usually, the first scenes of 90210 eps are the weakest.

Chocolate Sheriff comes in to tell Annie and Naomi what they can't bring into the jail. I was under house arrest so I know about following rules, chirps Annie. Chocolate Sheriff gives her that mean eye. This jail is soooo clean, adds Annie. Can't bring in cash above fifty bucks? Naomi says she burps money and has a fifty in her throat right now. This is going to be a long day for Chocolate Sheriff. Snore-dan had his mom look into Mark's arrest. Annie claims Mark's innocence, like she does for Dixon but Dixon's pretty much guilty 80% of the time. But Mark has a prior for narcotics trafficking. He totally put pot in his burritos and that's why his food truck was successful. Annie's going to argue that the narcotics just needed a good home. Naomi has had enough. This jail reeks of crime, body odor, and mop water. She charges past security. Beep. Chocolate Sheriff groans. Naomi has enough jewelry to make Cleopatra envious. I forgot my tiara at home, defends Naomi. And you didn't think I would want to try it on? questions Chocolate Sheriff. Soulmates!

The Wilson-Clarks are having their family reunion...in jail with only three people. Naomi breaks the silence by confirming that Annie was a hooker and Naomi was/is a jailbird. We're a Hallmark card...for felony. Yay, adds Annie. She asks if Mark wants an Edible Arrangement. Mark confesses that his crew stashed their drugs in his freezer. Yeah, right. That seems like an awfully easy excuse to me. I store millions in my fridge, reveals Naomi. Annie stores ice cream and baby peeps but she's afraid Mark will eat both so she shuts up. Instead, she insists Patrick set him up. That dude is old, says Mark. Older than the first roast beef. Well, he's got beef with Annie so Mark has to pay the piper. Mark also has a secret....two secrets, I mean two kids. This shows how sloppy this plot is. First, he's married and today he is on parole and has kids. What's next? Is he going to be a ghost a la Javier? Mark is one exhausting mess.
Mark shares that he's missing his kid's birthday. Normally, there would be a studio audience shaming him but I'll do it. You negligent/random restaurant-owning/snark monster. I can cook a mean gumbo, though, defends Mark. We gotta get him out of here so he can cook gumbo, proclaims Annie. That they will. That they will. Mark's baby mama is considering moving to Vermont. There's a hamburger joint owner she's interested in and she's going to feed the kids with vegetables customers don't order. If Mark stays in the slammer, there's nothing he can do about it. Annie and Naomi trade weary glances. Man, they could use a hamburger right about now.

Dixon is pretending to be a producer and recording the heating vent in the studio. Michaela walks in with a pastry the size of Dixon's shirt collar, says she sorry she got sprinkled with her brother's boyfriend's seed, and hates talking baby commercials. Dixon thinks she'll get diabetes after a single bear claw? He just took that girl for hot dogs and who can say what was in those? Dixon suggests they record background vocals but Michaela would rather Tweet her treats to upset Silver. What is she, fifteen? Pretty soon she'll slam the door in Silver's face and toss herself on the bed, bouncing right back off since her stomach's basically a giant ball. That would be more fun than this scene, however. Dixon chastises Michaela's poor attitude. If you tick off Silver, expect to find a pillow crammed in your mouth right after you give birth.
Silver calls because her man-web Spidey sense were tingling. Are you being nice to another girl who's not me? snaps Silver. Nope, I'm telling Michaela to practice her oooh babys and aaah yeahhs, insists Dixon. The only baby I care about is mine, says Silver. Michaela not speaking to me is your fault. It's always the boy's fault because I say so. It's also your fault that I'm wearing this bad pantsuit. Pick out my clothes before you leave! I try, says Dixon. But you try shopping for clothes after Labor Day. If Michaela isn't in labor a few months from now, I'll glue your microphone where the sun don't shine. Silver hangs up and practices her oooh babys and aaaah yeahhs for when Dixon comes home.
"I'm starting to wish I was the brother in jail." Ha! If this show went on longer, he probably would be in there sooner or later.

Excited Man calls Dixon to congratulate the Singing Womb on winning the contest but Silver answers. Why aren't you congratulating me, yells Silver. She's carrying my baby. That's why she sounds good! Can I talk to Dixon, please? says Excited Man. No, says Silver, throwing the phone across the room. She can't find a job and her surrogate can? Uh-uh, buddy. That's not going to fly. If Michaela comes home with bear claw breath, she's being put on bed rest.

Annie's on the phone with a lawyer. Are you better than Jim Carrey or Ally McBeal? Do you have files and stuff? Great! Annie goes to the kitchen to fetch some Pepsi (it's full of pep!) only to hear Liam cavorting with two bra-clad ladies. They're going to teach Liam the alphabet using their bra sizes. Bras look like hankies with straps, observes Liam. I wanna touch them! Liam chases them downstairs much to Annie's disgust. Ewwww, cooties! cries Annie. Sip or strip, huh? Liam's going to be doing a whole lot of stripping if they're asking trivia questions. The Bra Brigade is frisking Liam to a point where Annie can't take it anymore. Why are you guys dressing like strippers? asks Annie. Well, you were a hooker, says Bra Bunny 1. There's a difference? cries Liam. Liam's being a dolt. He can't blame Annie for using him when he's using HER popularity to land girls. If that's not enough, this chick is wearing Annie's best interview blazer. Oh the humanity! The Bra Brigade are Annabelle/Leo fans? Annie orders them out since they're raising the skeeziness level of the room. We never made it to the letter after F! cries Liam. Without Sesame Street, I am so lost. Annie demands an apology. I'm sorry I can't find my pants, says Liam. Oh look there they are! Liam's also ticked that he lost Cassie who was his makeshift Annie. They broke their friendship before he could take her to the 2013 prom and he's butthurt about it. Annie reminsces about prom with Liam. When he took the punch bowl because a cup wasn't enough for him. When he thought the limo was taking them to the airport. When he tried to put Annie's corsage in her hair. Can't Annie let him enjoy his laziness?
Liam says Annie ruins his life by being in it. Annie says Liam ruins her book sales by opening his dumb mouth, disillusioning women that thought he was smart? A B C D E F G ......I know more than you so you can bite me, says Annie. Liam leaves in a huff. Gee, this has been a terrible day. That's what's next..... G.

So Naomi thinks people from Vermont have Canadian accents? Uhhhh. This is why some of these folks NEED to be in college. Anyway, Snore-dan set up something for Naomi to make her feel better. Wine. There's always wine in their scenes. I guess they're implying Naomi needs to be drunk post-Max. That's how I see it anyways. Soggy wine apparently. I've seen this whole episode before and can't remember this scene. Oh well. Snore-dan's mom calls to liven up the scene and inform him that she's keeping Mark's arrest under wraps. Therefore Naomi hatches a plan to convince the kids their beloved barely there dad was never in jail. Who cares? Most kids would be happy with an IPad and a pack of Twizzlers. They could care less if their dad's a con. They're in L.A., not Little City USA. Naomi decides to throw the tweens a party. I expect a lot of shimmer and pointless shenanigans. Those are the best Naomi plots anyway.

Dixon and Michaela walk in to find Silver packing up her belongings. What did I do, whines Michaela. You never let me have any fun! Talk to her, Daddy! We already established I'm not the baby daddy, says Dixon. And you rejected me for Navid so you're on you're own. Silver is shipping the Singing Womb off to Teddy and Fake Hubby. Have fun walking up Capitol Hill and eating Maryland crab, Jelly Belly, says Silver. Nobody does what they want on my watch! Dixon is shell-shocked. This is Obama's fault, says Michaela. No this is your fault, insists Silver. Really it's Ade's fault. Silver walks out before the honey-voiced horror is mentioned. Adrianna leaked the demo and she isn't even there to get Silver's dagger eyes? Ade, you're a lot smarter than you were season 3. Dixon goes off to shout at Adrianna. He still think he owns her, including her deviant behavior. Like a good ex-manager, StateFarm...I mean, Dixon is there. And he's still got that big butt. I guess Michaela isn't attracted to him because it was pretty much on display right there. Yes, I'm that bored to be looking at his booty.

Liam finds a bra on the floor. G? No, a B. That's what he gets for bringing small-breasted women over. This is my new slingshot, decides Liam. He goes to answer the door for a pretty brunette. Heyyyyy, it's Lindsay from Saved by the Bell: New Class. Whenever I see her, I think of the ep where Lindsay smoked when all her friends quit. Over the course of that show, she also got freakin' drunk, cheated on her boyfriend, and got fired a couple times. In short she was cool and the closest thing to Adrianna. Liam dismisses Smokin' Lindsay as another hooker book lover but she isn't attracted to dim bulbs and Liam's dimmer than a dying lightning bug. The author of mommy porn, Annie, says this is the lawyer for Mark. It's too bad Smokin' Lindsay isn't defending Mark Paul Gosselaar (i.e. Zack Morris) but I think he was a lawyer on another show so he's good.
Ahh, Annie and her striped sweater. Stripes McGhee. Annie says Liam is a tub of dumb, inviting Smokin' Lindsay into their poor people's house. It's still a poor people's house until Annie's checks clear. Annie thrusts a magazine at Liam. I got you another surfer girl and she's totally tubular and mellow, says Annie. Can you get me a meeting with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle? asks Liam. Annie runs to surround herself with lawyer intelligence while Liam wonders if Raphael would be the most willing.
Naomi needs another celebrity favor and clearly Liam's the only celebrity friend she has met in five years. This is becoming a bit old, writers. Just saying. The twins would love to have Liam at their bash. He's good with squirt guns, can't win at Pictionary, and can be a dodgeball target. Sweeet, Are there going to be balloon animals? questions Liam. Naomi lies and says yes. I'm there, says Liam. I want a doggie and dragon.

Speaking of dragons, Dixon's breathing fire at Adrianna. Who does she think she is sending in a song she wrote without Silver's permission? It's like she's trying to think by herself or something. That's just crazy! Dixon messes up Adrianna's French tips. People won't buy that I'm from Paris now, sighs Adrianna. And I've been practicing my Parisian. They speak French, says Dixon. And you obviously don't speak Silver. Do what she says or face the wrath of everyone around you. "The great and powerful Silver." Love Ade. But she nailed it when she pointed out how Silver gets her way and practically no one else does. Are you on FF, Adrianna? Dixon asks if he can borrow some polish to paint one of his miniature cars. Adrianna jets off. Dixon no longer has ownership over her batch of Vixen Red or the fate of her tootsies.

The party set is great. It reminds me of Chuckie Cheese mixed with a bit of Ripley's Believe it or Not. Well, believe it or not, I'm actually enjoying this scene thoroughly. Liomi has always had a nice rich girl vs. brooding babe dynamic that I find amusing in friendship scenes. For example, the exchange about Liam's balloon head. But I got news for you, Naomi. His head's already full of helium. Particularly this episode where he feels it necessary to float above Annie like Charlie Brown at the Macy's Parade. So I guess Liam's dressed as if he escaped the Star Trek prom and Naomi's the Victoria's Secret version of Glinda the Good Witch. It works! Whoa, they're doing throwbacks to Naomi and Liam's personal childhoods....interesting. At least this is more organic than Mark's two-problems-an-episode arc. Liam says he hates birthdays because when he was seven they played pin the tail on the donkey and he put it on his stepfather. Liam will have daddy issues for the rest of his life...or the series. Liam refuses to lie about this anymore. Naomi insists that some lies are good lies.
The Half-Dad-Half-Bro's twins arrive with Baby Mama. These kids act like they need Ritalin. Oooh, shiny! pink! cake! Whaaaaa? Naomi's plan is to distract them with electronics and sugar. This will work...for a little while. Baby Mama is slightly impressed but doubts leaving her kids with strangers. The twins remind me of a boy-girl version of Tia and Tamera Mowry so I'm going to call them Brother Sister. Brother sister, never knew how much Mark missed you, now that Mark's past has been exposed, he ain't ever gonna let you go...brother sister!!! Why is there a Robin Hood Man walking around? This isn't Arrow! Naomi promises Baby Mama she'll have the kids home by six unless they're like Bebe's Kids and multiply all of a sudden.

Oh goodness, Silver's wearing a beautiful outfit. Of course she wore it to a dingy looking parking lot. The parents are walking the Singing Womb to an appointment. Silver is still upset that Michaela almost went on tour and Dixon's the main culprit...for some reason? Silver will blame all of mankind before the finale. Wait, I believe she has already. Michaela's sick of being caught in the middle. She's a pregnant person not a piece of taffy. Mmm, taffy, thinks Michaela, going up in the elevator alone. We need to solve our problems, insists Dixon. Parking lot sex...right here, right now, suggests Silver. That won't solve this situation and I'm tired from recording breezes on a summer day, says Dixon. Silver puts her baby above all this raucous and walks to the car. The car beeps. That's the signal. Dixon climbs into the backseat next to Silver.

Navid is putting a crib together at Silver's with Fisher Price instructions. He can't do it with the instructions and answers the door for Adrianna, who's wearing a pretty purple dress. Navid says he's a wizard with tools...if he only had the brain. Adrianna starts to sing along but stares at the instructions. They're in French, observes Navid. I totes know Parisian, says Adrianna. Huh? questions Navid. Let's French kiss, suggests Adrianna. She's speaking Navid's language. Ade is cracking me up in this episode. She's my voice basically. Silver is a (fill in the blank) sometimes. Adrianna hops on Navid. Cribs turn her on.

Annie is in a pow-wow with Smokin' Lindsay. Smokin' Lindsay tells Annie that Mark's in a bind and she needs a cigarette break. Oh no, cries Annie. What if I bake the judge cupcakes? This isn't TNBC, hon. This is the CW, says Smokin' Lindsay. They're going to attempt to find sealed documents. If Liam were here, he'd ask where the seal pictures were on the documents. Annie goes to let in The Palmer. The Palmer is searching for her boring brother. She must need money. The siblings on this show always need money. There's way too much exposition in this episode. Jordan couldn't date Naomi because his mother pressured her....Mark has five million freakin' kids and a record...Liam's parents suck......what's going on? If we stuck with this show for five years, we know it already! My head hurts. So does Annie who can't figure out why Jordan isn't helping Mark more. Hey, all these three actresses have been on teen shows! Degrassi, SBTB, and Keke's Nick show. They should compare notes on why their shows weren't as good as the original programming of the 1980/90s.

Yeah, this makes sense. Naomi hasn't been pelted with objects in about five eps. Brother and Sister pelt Naomi with balls from the pit, which appear to be pretty hard. Mark raised some mean kids. I wouldn't be surprised if they ended up in jail cells next to their old man. Naomi climbs through an obstacle course to catch the delinquets but winds up rolling down the slide. They messed up her hair! Those kids should be in juvie! Naomi moans that her action star hero hasn't gone into the course. Liam drinks a slushie and smiles. If I went in there, I'd never find a way out. Point taken. Brother and Sister demand Naomi go in there again. Freakin' minors. They're more annoying than Tia/Tamera's neighbor Roger. They ask Naomi where their father is. Shawshank, you little shrimps. Okay, Naomi still acts as if he's not in prison. But Liam's not wise to this, that, or the other, and decides to bring Brother Sister to the Big House. And I don't mean Big Bird's Nest, Liam's favorite place in the world. When Naomi comes back, bearing ice cream sundaes as tall as Ivy, she's missing three special guests. Princess Naomi has to go meet Chocolate Sheriff again, so she stashes the tiara in between her boobs. Meanwhile, the other kids take over the Chuck E. Cheese since there's no supervision. More juvenile delinquents were born that day than any other.

Naomi's dissing Liam via voicemail, all while walking around in her princess costume. The visual is hilarious especially when there's an unmistakeable Taco Bell in the background. Naomi says for Liam to get his fake world-saving behind back to the party or she'll send the Easter Bunny to eat his surfboards. Liam is torn...and terrified. Naomi will have to go herself. Brother Sister have to walk Liam across the street until she gets there.

So does Snore-dan hang around the house to come up with these lame romantic surprises? This isn't Christmas. He got her lingerie which makes sense but I'm not even sure they slept together yet. He is not making any impression on me, that's for sure. Annie comes in to badger him about helping Mark. Snore-dan says it will come with consequences, including less wine for Naomi. Annie doesn't care. Smokin' Lindsay rung her and Liam's afraid to walk through security. What if they don't give him back his shoes?

Liam is doodling on a jail clipboard. Things I would have in my jail cell: Beanie Babies, cookie dough, stickers, Annie's book that will take me a life term to finish. Wowza, that's a fine list. Annie and Naomi arrive. Naomi looks as if she rode a rollicking steed to the joint. She lies to the kids again even though it's obvious their dad is a prisoner. Well, so was Nicole Richie and look how well she turned out? point sout Naomi. Mark comes in and the kids run to hug him. They search his pockets for child support payments. Shoot, nothing. Mark is a horrible father. But he'll be better after jail. Mark calls his kid "a present." That wasn't plural so that means one of them isn't. I bet the boy. He should be supporting the family while Mark's away. Go get a job, slacker!

Well, Navid sounds winded. No wonder. He and Ade just got it on...on Silver's bed. Oh the deliciousness of this cannot be exaggerated. Take that, Sil. On. Your. Bed. Navid says it feels wrong to do it on her sheets without cleaning them. Ade says it feels wrong that they didn't do it on her scooter either. How bout it?? Ade confesses her feelings for Navid. I like that you kept my earring. I didn't want that one anymore anyway. They start smooching but then the Singing Womb walks in. Ugh. Go away. You're ruining the hotness! Navianna's jaws drop. Michaela was not a present; she was a catastrophe. Michaela runs off to buy more bearclaws and give an exclusive interview on how Ade was a one-hit wonder.

Ade runs off to console Michaela in what appears to be a garden towel. Navid dresses in the far end of the scene, wearing one sock and Ade's panties. Michaela's hurt that she can't have the least successful guy in their crew. Ade tells Michaela that she didn't want to cause her pain, and I believe her. Michaela's a pain by herself. Bye!!!!!!! Michaela leaves while Navid slips on Adrianna's satin slip.

The Clark-Wilsons have a fuller family reunion in Naomi's house, including Liam who's like the stray you take in when he won't leave the yard. Brother and Sister are promised more presents. With Naomi around, Brother won't have to pick up the slack. Snore-dan excuses himself to pull another romantic surprise out of his rear. Sister hugs Liam before she leaves. He's got no money in his pockets either. Drat! Off they go. Liomi's left to talk about Liam's family hang-ups. Naomi slaps him in the face, telling him he's got some nerve kidnapping kids and stealing their balloon animals. I let Brother have the dragon and kept the ape for myself. You are an ape, condemns Naomi. Now go rub my smack marks off your face. I'm going to need you for another appearance soon. A paid appearance? asks Liam. Smack!

It's court day! Naomi is fussing with Mark since he let some lasagna stains get on his jacket. Isn't Silver supposed to be dating Mark? Why isn't she in court? I guess the four-week time limit ran out. Dixon claims Naomi almost ushered Fashion Court into existence. He sounds bitter like he might've been on it. No-Nonsense Judge requires some first-rate evidence to rule on Mark's arrest. Enter Snore-dan, who tracked down the sealed documents. Mark is free to go! Naomi asks the Judge if she'd like some fashion advice.

Wouldn't it be easier to let Jordan be a lawyer? His mom's a judge, and they obviously needed a lawyer these past few eps. I've seen quite a few lawyers who dabbled in publishing too. Ehhh, whatever.

Mark can't locate a towel in his kitchen. I'm glad he's leaving. He was interesting in the last couple eps but his backstory was growing quicker than a beanstalk. I can't take it anymore. Naomi and Mark are celebrating and she's saying bon voyage to him. Never mind Silver, who got sex and hasn't bothered with Mark since. Mark claims he was never a better father until he met Naomi. Awww. But he also has another secret. He got his paternity test back from Maury. He is NOT the biological father. Brother and Sister's true father is......Chocolate Sheriff. No wonder he hated us, says Naomi. She knew not letting him wear that tiara would screw everything up!

SurfnSex returns. Whyyyyyyyyyyyy? She heard Liam was fooling around with non-blondes and she got cranky. She apologizes for using Liam to get Campbell's inheritance, which she gave up. Will Liam give her another chance? Can you show me how to get to Sesame Street? The Count is counting bats today, says Liam. SurfnSex smiles. She's in!

Everybody's toasting Mark's release. Silver finally shows up with daisies for Mark. She wants some last-minute before-Vermont sex. Dixon ruins her plans by blocking her. I need man, says Silver. Move. She hits Dixon with the bunch of daisies and he goes down. I'll belt you with roses next time. Dixon rises up though and says it's Michaela's choice whether to tour or not. That's why I like Sixon. Dixon doesn't take any of Silver's junk. Silver locates a rose with the biggest thorn and sticks it on Dixon's lapel. You are my prize boy, says Silver. Get me a drink!

Snore-dan finally got Naomi under the sheets. Did he talk her to sleep? Naomi says she'll miss Mark and Snore-dan says he doesn't miss his mother. The Palmer phones Snore-dan and says he has to come to NY pronto. Jordan has to part ways with Naomi. I'm not complaining. Snore-dan leaves and Naomi has her own private lingerie show.

Annie walks in on Liam reading. Huhhhhhhh? Major life change. That's not the only change. Liam is going to Australia with SurfnSex. Liam calls this a Reset? More like a fast forward. I told you Liam doesn't know squat about the TV. Idiot.

Sixon are still arguing about their wayward teenage....I mean, surrogate daughter. They come home and Michaela's gone! This is your fault, says Silver immediately. I know, says Dixon. After four years, I know.


I'm torn with this ep because there were elements I enjoyed but there were scenes that seriously dragged.

With Lannie, there was way too much exposition. Sydney had to tell us why they broke up. Liam had to tell us how Annie screwed him over more than once. Plus Liam was a dolt as I said previously. Moving to another continent with a girl that lied to you is downright stupid. Blaming and using Annie concurrently is awful. This is borderline season 4 Lannie bad.

Adrianna was the star of this ep. Calling out Silver, jumping Navid's bones , and apologizing to Michaela was all kinds of awesome. This is s1 level Ade good.

The only other thing I can say about Mark/Naomi is that I'll miss the chemistry but won't miss the plot. Does Silver know he has kids? Mark/Silver is a waste of time.

The Michaela music stuff was dull but I did enjoy seeing Tristan/Stroup act opposite each other. Silver's the only character that has made Dixon interesting after Megan left.

All that said, the birthday party scenes were cute, the Liomi refreshing, the Navianna sexy, and the Annie/Naomi scenes were funny so I liked quite a bit of this. B +

Michaela flew the coop, Liam turned into a nincompoop, and Princess Naomi set down her magic wand for a minute but got duped! Chocolate Sheriff should try and fingerprint Liam. This could take awhile...
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Silver is obnoxious, she's always being a bitch about something, they've really destroyed her character. She didn't tell Micheala about winning the contest and then blamed Dixon for saying yes in the first place? Then ships her back to DC? But with that said at least we are done with her. Dont really see the point at ALL in Dixon having feelings for her and then her having feelings for Navid when it didnt go anywhere at all but oh well. She's so annoying. And I don't really understand why they are bringing back the cancer storyline with 3 episodes left.

What is with Liam getting drunk and having chicks over? So gross. I realize he's upset about the book but dude, get over it. I do love his interactions with Annie though. And seeing him interact with Naomi again was pretty funny. i like their friendship. Not happy to see Sydney back. And now Liam wants to move to Australia with a chick he barely knows? HUH?

My good feelings about Mark kinda went down the tube once I found out he had kids he never told anyone about. Like wtf? And he was a crap father. LAME. Cop out way to write him out. Again, I dont know why they didnt keep him around. And Im still wondering why Silver had absolutely nothing to do with his storyline? typical 90210. She showed up at the end with flowers but does she even know he's leaving? Are they gonna try to make a long distance relationship work?

NAVID AND ADRIANNA and having sex in silvers bed was another win.

Jordan is a decent guy but he and Naomi have no chemistry.
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Yeah they dropped the ball with Mark. He could have been a great character but they kind of just ruined him.

When did they find out the show was being cancelled? If they didn't know at this stage then it's the only logical explanation I can think of for Silver's cancer storyline.
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yeah i dont think they really knew. i think they found out before the finale and were able to air the scenes they wanted (i think the original ending of the finale was different) but i think some stuff was too far gone.

it baffles me that they didnt film a scene with silver getting a phonecall saying the results were wrong and she was fine after all.
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Yeah or maybe at that stage the knew the majority of viewers hated her
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