Fan Forum - Best Brothers [ Barney/Ted ] #9 ~ Because they are stewards of each other's porn.

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#9
Ted & Barney/Neil & Josh

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#1 - Because that limo scene broke our hearts
#2 - Barney will never love a woman in his life as he loves Ted
#5 - "Ted, if you have a crazy story, I was there. It's just the law of the universe."
#6 - "But the way I see it, we're a team. Without you, I'm just the dynamic uno."
#7 - Because they had the biggest and best goodbye.
#8 - "I'm gonna miss you." "I'm gonna miss you so much."

Ted: We should buy a bar.
Barney: Of course, we should buy a bar!
Ted: We should totally buy a bar.
Barney: We should totally buy a bar. Our bar would be awesome. And dude, dude, dude, dude… the name of our bar… Puzzles. People will be, like, “Why is it called Puzzles?”. That’s the puzzle

Ted: Oh thank God! Barney Stinson needs you right before his wedding, you assume there's at least one dead stripper in the closet.

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Barney: I picked the right tie didn't I?
Ted: You nailed it.

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Barney: Ted, get your coat we're leaving.
Ted: What happened to the cute broad you were grinding with?
Barney: Promise not to tell anyone ever in your life? Ever? This can't be one of those stories...'funny time this one time Barney was...' none of that. Promise?
Barney:That was my cousin Leslie

Ted: Yes, on Saturday, after a little wine and a little dancing...
Barney: Alright, they better be making a new gender, because I'm revoking your dude license.
Ted: Yeah, how was that manicure yesterday?
Barney: Invigorating, thanks

Barney: Ted what is my one rule?
Ted: You can tell how old a girl is by her elbows?
Barney: My other one rule.
Ted: Flax seed relieves upset stomach?
Barney: My other one rule.
Ted: Always have a fake pair of concert tickets in your pocket in case Lily invites you to something stupid?
Barney: My other one rule.
Ted: Labanese girls sprint to third base and then stay there.
Barney: My other one rule.
Ted: New is always better?
Barney: New is always better!

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