Big Brother - Princess Britney [Britney Haynes] #5: Even though we're having Britney withdrawl, her tweets are just as amazing!

lovely elizabeth · 01-01-2011, 09:58 PM

Britney Haynes Appreciation Thread

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Biography

Age: 22
Current Residence: Huntington, Ark.
Occupation: Hotel Sales Manager
Three adjectives that describe you: Argumentative, comedic and opinionated
Favorite activities: Traveling, gossiping with the gays, arguing, taking my dog on walks, cooking and cleaning.
Most difficult part about living inside the Big Brother house: Sharing a bathroom and pretending to laugh at dumb comments.
Strategy for winning Big Brother: Pretending to be nice and always a bit elusive - people want what they can't have!
People you would NOT choose to live with you in the house: Egomaniacs and old people.
How would you handle "the unexpected:" I think I can handle anything. I wouldn't like the forced alliances, though.
Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least: I liked Janelle and Dr. Will. They were both funny, attractive and intelligent.
What are you afraid of: BIRDS! I'm not kidding. It's a phobia.
Finish this sentence: "My life's motto is:" Never regret anything that made you smile.
Anything else you want the fans to know about yourself: I am so much more than meets the eye! I look like a typical blonde from the south,
but I've got a lot of spice to my personality. I'm a good mix of Chelsea Handler and Martha Stewart.

“We were so freakin’ close, and we let some idiot who wasn’t
even smart enough to put on pants before the competition , win.”

“When Rachel came out to announce her HOH room, I really just wanted to shoot myself in
the face. But I thought, whatever, and I followed her flopping but cheeks all the way upstairs”

“Rachel was dying to spell a word that had to do with science because she considers herself to
be some sort of brilliant scientist. Please… she makes her money right here (points to chest).

MONET: Kathy's a hooker and I hope she doesn't get her job back.
BRITNEY: I know and I'm glad I kicked her in the face.

“I would never be friends with her. I don't hang out with whores for fun.
Every time she wear her skirt, I feel like there are air-borne STDs. I wouldn't
use Rach for her Vegas connections. I wouldn't even use her as a mop.”

"This is not coming from a place of meanness, this is coming from
a place of seriousness, Kathy may pass away during a competition."

"If I was Michelangelo and you gave me some plaster and a chisel, I could carve Kristen's vagina."

“I am so gonna miss sitting in the backyard and talking with you about
how high wasted Kristen’s pants are, and how skanky Rachel’s dressing everyday,
and how annoying her laugh is and… all the things we could do with her hair
extensions. It’s gonna be really, really, really hard with out you.”

"They're the dollar tree version of Jeff & Jordan."

Monet: Rachel’s stupid, Brendan’s stupid, Kristen is stupid, Kathy’s stupid…
Britney: We need a quadruple eviction.

Britney: She also could have worn a shirt. But you know, we can’t make all her decisions for her Monet.
Monet: She needs to go back to her stripper job in Vegas.
Britney: She’s a scientist Monet.

"Rachel's vagina is scarier to me than a street sewer. I'd rather be trapped anywhere.
I'd rather be trapped in a dungeon in Saw 6. Putting my hand in acid to try to release the device
that is going to rip my rib cage open, than to be anywhere near her vulva."

"For every person that hates them, I have a fan."

"Why do you have to be so dramatic? You’re a homo sapient Brendon, you are not a wizard."

"I now hold the fate of these people in my little hands. And guess what… I like it that way."

"Alright saber toed tiger, bring it on."

"If a gust of wind blew her freshly laundered panties onto my face I would probably go get a chemical peel."

Future Thread Titles:

Because “She’s a scientist Monet.” Cue sarcasm and eye roll.
Because she has a heart of gold, it’s just encased in a little ice.

blonde bombshell · 01-01-2011, 10:51 PM

I just love this new thread title.

lovely elizabeth · 01-01-2011, 11:14 PM

Thanks, thought of it so quick.

CrunkPunk88 · 01-02-2011, 01:40 PM

TFTNT Beth

This title is so true.

lovely elizabeth · 01-02-2011, 10:10 PM

Glad you like it!

**Simon Spier** · 01-04-2011, 08:30 PM

Thanks for the new thread!
I love this girl

blonde bombshell · 01-04-2011, 10:33 PM

just reading some of the bitchisms I am laughing all over again.

Quote:

"If a gust of wind blew her freshly laundered panties onto my face I would probably go get a chemical peel."

**Simon Spier** · 01-15-2011, 08:12 AM

Haha Oh Brit

I miss her!

blonde bombshell · 01-17-2011, 11:40 PM

I definitely miss her too!

danielle002 · 01-22-2011, 12:16 PM

I miss her so much! We need her on AS2.

blonde bombshell · 01-25-2011, 11:41 PM

she has GOT to be on AS2 if they have one.

lovely elizabeth · 01-25-2011, 11:52 PM

Oh, she better be.

xEJx · 01-26-2011, 12:09 AM

There's no doubt she will be.

blonde bombshell · 01-26-2011, 11:32 PM

I think the producers know now that she is loved.

lovely elizabeth · 01-26-2011, 11:37 PM

I'd hope so but they know Jessie is hated and they are bringing him back in anyway they can find.


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