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The Alliance #3 - Jim pranks on Dwight = fun ... Prank survivor Season 2, WINNER
 Welcome to the 3rd Jim & Dwight (The Alliance) Appreciation Thread  "At that moment, I was just … so happy. I mean, everything Dwight does, annoys me. And I spend hours thinking of ways to get back at him, but only ways that would get me arrested, and then here he comes, and he says, 'No, Jim, here’s a way.'"    SUPPORTERS OF THE ALLIANCE 01. Mindhunter (Ana) 02. Conspiracy (Nathalie) 03. kbear78 04. ~DresdenDoll~ (Do) 05. GuyanaBelle (Steph) 06. DreamWalker (Mel) 07. qtdramachickee72 (Cass) 08. palegreen (Sam) 09. girl in a cardigan 10. Cris 11. shinystar 12. Firestar007 (Liz) 13. Carie M. 14. crazycait714 15. *Jory Lynn* 16. Insanitic (Shay) 17. Shipperaholic 18. -Katie- 19. hoLiday (Holly) 20. ILoveOTH23 21. kate204 22. ash492 23. Summerstars 24. sethamgal 25. *Karen* 26. kissed by starlight 27. now.it.all.begins (Rachel) 28. *PassionateJ* (Jess) __________________
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Cris, Jory - hope you dont mind I've started the new thread now, I'm way toooo excited about this survivor and have just finished working on the post for it.
Prank 1 - Pilot - Stapler in Jello.    Dwight: New engine, suspension, I got it re-sprayed, I got some photos. (opens desk drawer) OHHHH, DAMMIT..JIM! (pounds desk) Michael: Okay, hold on, hold on. Judge is in session. What is the problem here? (Dwight takes out a large yellow jello mold with a stapler inside) Dwight: He put my stuff in jello again. (Pam starts laughing) Michael: (pointing to the jello and laughing) What is that? Dwight: It's my stapler (digs into the jello) Michael: NO, no, no, no. Do not take it out, you have to eat out of there. Because there are starving (laughs) people in the world, (to camera) which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food. Dwight: Okay, you know what? (points to Ryan) You can be a witness, (to Michael) can you reprimand him please? Jim: (eating a jello cup) How do you know it was me? Dwight: It's always you. Are you going to discipline him or not? Michael: Oh, discipline, kinky! (laughs) Alright, here's the deal you guys, the thing about a practical joke, is that you have to know when to start as well as when to stop. And yeah, Jim, now is a time to stop putting Dwight's personal effects into jello. Jim: (clears throat and nods head) Okay, Dwight, I'm sorry, because I have always been your biggest flan. Michael: (starts laughing) Oh ho ho, nice. (to Ryan) That's the way it is around here. It just kind of goes round and round and round. Ryan: You, ah, you should have put him in custardy. Michael: Oh hey, HEY, yes! New guy! And he scores. (starts laughing again) Dwight: Okay that's great, I guess, uh, what I'm most concerned with is, uh, damage to company property, that's all. (silence as Michael thinks) Michael: Pudding. Pood-ing. I'm trying to think of another desert to do. Prank 2 - Health Care - Made up medical conditions    Dwight: It has been brought to my attention that some of you are unhappy with my plan. So what I'd like you to do is to fill this out and write down any diseases you have that you might want covered and I'll see what I can do. Cut to later (Jim and Pam are filling out their surveys, Jim glances at Pam's paper) Jim: Wait. What are you writing? Don't write Ebola or mad cow disease. (Pam looks at him confused) Jim: Right? 'Cause I'm suffering from both. (Holds up his paper with everything circled, Pam starts laughing) Pam: I'm inventing new diseases. Jim: Oh, great. Pam: So, let's say my teeth turn to liquid and then, they drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that? Jim: I thought you said you were inventing diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion. Pam: Oh, nice. Jim: Thank you. Cut to later Dwight: The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won't receive the care they need, because someone in this office is coming up with all this ridiculous stuff. (reads off of paper) "Count Choculitis" Jim: (whistles) Sounds tough. Dwight: Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula? Jim: Do you? Dwight: I think you need to confess... Jim: (gets up) Mmm hmm. Dwight: ...the fact... Prank 3 - Health Care - Locking Dwight in the "Workspace"    Jim: Yep. (grabs keys off of table and heads to the door) Dwight: What are you doing? Those are my keys. Jim: Good luck. (closes door and locks it) Dwight: Jim! Damn it! NO! Jim! Let me out! Jim! Let-(Bangs on door) (Without looking, Jim throws his keys to his left, they land on a shelf next to Stanley) Stanley: (looks at keys, continues talking on phone)...the light green or green... Prank 4 - The Alliance -    Dwight: (not making eye contact) Hey, so listen, I was thinking that it might be a good idea if you and I formed an alliance. 'Cause of the downsizing? I think an alliance might be a good idea, you know. Help each other out. (Jim thinks about it) Dwight: Do you want to form, an alliance, with me? (Jim looks around, then at Dwight) Jim: (serious) Absolutely, I do. Dwight: Good, good. Excellent, okay. Now we need to figure out who's vulnerable and who's protected... CUT TO INDUVIDUAL SHOT OF JIM Jim: At that moment, I was so happy. I mean, everything Dwight does annoys me. CUT TO A FLASHBACK OF DWIGHT AND JIM AT THEIR DESKS Dwight: Did you get your tickets? Jim: To what? Dwight: The gun show. (Rolls up his sleeve and kisses his "bicep", smiles a goofy smile at his "cleverness") (Jim looks for a while, then goes back to his work unamused) CUT BACK TO INDUVIDUAL SHOT OF JIM Jim: And I spend hours thinking of ways to get back at him, but only in ways that could get me arrested. (chuckles) And then here he comes and he says "No, Jim, here's a way." CUT BACK TO JIM AND DWIGHT AT THE COPIER Dwight: There's one other thing and this is important. Let's keep this alliance totally a secret. (deadly serious) Don't tell anyone. CUT TO RECEPTION Pam: An alliance? Jim: Oh yeah. Cut to later Jim: Okay, here's the deal. Alright? Pam says that one of the alliances is meeting in the warehouse during Meredith's birthday. Dwight: Oh my God, we have to be there. Jim: I know, but it's gonna be a little tough because there's no good place to hide there. Dwight: No no, yes there is. Behind the shelves. Oh my God. Jim: What? What? Dwight: I know. I know exactly what to do. (holds up hand) Jim: (gives Dwight a high five) Great. Prank 5 - Hot Girl - Buying a Purse    CUT TO JIM AND DWIGHT'S DESK AREA (The camera is zoomed in on Katy arranging purses) Jim: (OS) She'd be perfect for you. Dwight: (OS) Mmmm...She's been talking to Michael a lot. Jim: So what? You're assistant regional manager. Dwight: Assistant TO the regional manager. Jim: Well, you know what, he's your work boss. Okay? He is not your relationship boss. Dwight: That's true. Jim: Plus, you have so much more to talk to this girl about. You're both um...salesmen. I mean that's something right there. Dwight: True. Plus I could talk to her about the origins of my last name. Jim: It's all gold. (gets scheming smile) Cut to later CUT BACK TO JIM AND DWIGHT'S DESK AREA Jim: Alright, here's the thing. Just keep talking to her. If you hit a stall, you have a perfect fall-back. Dwight: What's that? Jim: You buy a purse. Dwight: I don't want a purse. Purses are for girls. Jim: Dwight, that's not necessarily true. Do you read GQ? Dwight: No. Jim: Well, I do. They're like mini briefcases. Alright, lots of guys have them. Dwight: Like those? Jim: Yes. Listen, you are spending way too much time talking to me, when you could be talking to her. Dwight: (standing up) Okay, I'm just gonna use the bathroom and then I'm gonna... Jim: (standing up as well) You don't need the bathroom. You've got it. Go. (pushes Dwight towards the conference room, then takes off to reception) Jim: (VO) (in a falsetto voice, narrating for Dwight) Hi, my name's Dwight Schrute and I would like to buy a purse from you. Good Lord! Look at these purses. (The camera swings back to Jim and Pam) (Pam is laughing) Jim: (still in falsetto) This is something special. (Swing back to Dwight picking up a big orange purse) Jim: (in voice) Oh, my God. In this Salvatore de Chini...asta? (Swing back to Jim) Pam: (narrating for Katy) Oh definitely, definitely step in and out of it like that. (Swing back to Dwight who is stepping around the purse strap) Jim: (in voice) Yes. Pam: (in voice) You put it on... Jim: (in voice) Well, I want to stress test it, you know, in case anything happens. (Dwight is now banging another purse against the table) Jim: (in voice) Oh! Pam: (in voice) Oh! Jim: (in voice) That was really...this is necessary to do to really give it a good workout. This is the...this is the prettiest one of all. I'm going to be the prettiest girl in the ball. Oh, how much? Pam: (in normal voice) Oh, God. It's sad. It's so sad. Jim: Here he comes, shh. (Dwight comes out of the conference room holding a black purse, he looks over at Jim for approval) Jim: (silently mouths) Good. (gives Dwight a thumbs up) (Dwight walks back to his desk wearing the purse) (Jim and Pam silently laugh) Jim: He did pick a good one. Pam: You're horrible. __________________
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Aw you are voting off the purse. That was pretty hilarious when Jim and Pam were doing a commentery on it!
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Prank 3 Workspace - 1
Prank 5 Purse - 1 Do people think the season 2 survivor would be okay without the video? Not sure if people are watching it. __________________
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Aw, so it's worth it then. I'll still try and do one for Season 2 - can anyone recall pranks from S2?
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I think this survivor is a lot harder then I thought it would be!
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A tie! What a surprise
 The video is great, Karen  But don't worry if you don't have the time. Some S2 pranks I'm remembering right now: The Fight - Jim hiding Dwight's desk Performance Review - Jim popping(sp?) Dwight's fitness orb (not a prank per se, but so funny) Email Survaillance - Making Dwight believe he was throwing a surprise party for Michael Booze Cruise - Putting Dwight's stuff in the vending machine Dwight's Speech - 'Helping' Dwight with his speech at the DM salesmen convention. Casino Night - Jim pretending to control things with his mind I'll search for the rest of them. __________________
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My vote goes for the workspace as well.
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I'm voting off prank 3 too - the workspace.
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Prank 2 - 1
Prank 3 - 3 Prank 5 - 1 Any other voters before we call it? Cris, I'll start on a video as soon as I can find my episodes. In as much as I voted off "The Workspace" it was still rather funny, when Dwight tries to get Stanley to help him and then calls Jim  __________________
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With 3 votes "The Workspace" prank is gone. You were funny, but not funny enough!
Prank 1 - Pilot - Stapler in Jello. Dwight: New engine, suspension, I got it re-sprayed, I got some photos. (opens desk drawer) OHHHH, DAMMIT..JIM! (pounds desk) Michael: Okay, hold on, hold on. Judge is in session. What is the problem here? (Dwight takes out a large yellow jello mold with a stapler inside) Dwight: He put my stuff in jello again. (Pam starts laughing) Michael: (pointing to the jello and laughing) What is that? Dwight: It's my stapler (digs into the jello) Michael: NO, no, no, no. Do not take it out, you have to eat out of there. Because there are starving (laughs) people in the world, (to camera) which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food. Dwight: Okay, you know what? (points to Ryan) You can be a witness, (to Michael) can you reprimand him please? Jim: (eating a jello cup) How do you know it was me? Dwight: It's always you. Are you going to discipline him or not? Michael: Oh, discipline, kinky! (laughs) Alright, here's the deal you guys, the thing about a practical joke, is that you have to know when to start as well as when to stop. And yeah, Jim, now is a time to stop putting Dwight's personal effects into jello. Jim: (clears throat and nods head) Okay, Dwight, I'm sorry, because I have always been your biggest flan. Michael: (starts laughing) Oh ho ho, nice. (to Ryan) That's the way it is around here. It just kind of goes round and round and round. Ryan: You, ah, you should have put him in custardy. Michael: Oh hey, HEY, yes! New guy! And he scores. (starts laughing again) Dwight: Okay that's great, I guess, uh, what I'm most concerned with is, uh, damage to company property, that's all. (silence as Michael thinks) Michael: Pudding. Pood-ing. I'm trying to think of another desert to do. Prank 2 - Health Care - Made up medical conditions Dwight: It has been brought to my attention that some of you are unhappy with my plan. So what I'd like you to do is to fill this out and write down any diseases you have that you might want covered and I'll see what I can do. Cut to later (Jim and Pam are filling out their surveys, Jim glances at Pam's paper) Jim: Wait. What are you writing? Don't write Ebola or mad cow disease. (Pam looks at him confused) Jim: Right? 'Cause I'm suffering from both. (Holds up his paper with everything circled, Pam starts laughing) Pam: I'm inventing new diseases. Jim: Oh, great. Pam: So, let's say my teeth turn to liquid and then, they drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that? Jim: I thought you said you were inventing diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion. Pam: Oh, nice. Jim: Thank you. Cut to later Dwight: The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won't receive the care they need, because someone in this office is coming up with all this ridiculous stuff. (reads off of paper) "Count Choculitis" Jim: (whistles) Sounds tough. Dwight: Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula? Jim: Do you? Dwight: I think you need to confess... Jim: (gets up) Mmm hmm. Dwight: ...the fact... Prank 3 - Health Care - Locking Dwight in the "Workspace" Eliminated Round 1.SIZE] Prank 4 - The Alliance - Dwight: (not making eye contact) Hey, so listen, I was thinking that it might be a good idea if you and I formed an alliance. 'Cause of the downsizing? I think an alliance might be a good idea, you know. Help each other out. (Jim thinks about it) Dwight: Do you want to form, an alliance, with me? (Jim looks around, then at Dwight) Jim: (serious) Absolutely, I do. Dwight: Good, good. Excellent, okay. Now we need to figure out who's vulnerable and who's protected... CUT TO INDUVIDUAL SHOT OF JIM Jim: At that moment, I was so happy. I mean, everything Dwight does annoys me. CUT TO A FLASHBACK OF DWIGHT AND JIM AT THEIR DESKS Dwight: Did you get your tickets? Jim: To what? Dwight: The gun show. (Rolls up his sleeve and kisses his "bicep", smiles a goofy smile at his "cleverness") (Jim looks for a while, then goes back to his work unamused) CUT BACK TO INDUVIDUAL SHOT OF JIM Jim: And I spend hours thinking of ways to get back at him, but only in ways that could get me arrested. (chuckles) And then here he comes and he says "No, Jim, here's a way." CUT BACK TO JIM AND DWIGHT AT THE COPIER Dwight: There's one other thing and this is important. Let's keep this alliance totally a secret. (deadly serious) Don't tell anyone. CUT TO RECEPTION Pam: An alliance? Jim: Oh yeah. Cut to later Jim: Okay, here's the deal. Alright? Pam says that one of the alliances is meeting in the warehouse during Meredith's birthday. Dwight: Oh my God, we have to be there. Jim: I know, but it's gonna be a little tough because there's no good place to hide there. Dwight: No no, yes there is. Behind the shelves. Oh my God. Jim: What? What? Dwight: I know. I know exactly what to do. (holds up hand) Jim: (gives Dwight a high five) Great. Prank 5 - Hot Girl - Buying a Purse CUT TO JIM AND DWIGHT'S DESK AREA (The camera is zoomed in on Katy arranging purses) Jim: (OS) She'd be perfect for you. Dwight: (OS) Mmmm...She's been talking to Michael a lot. Jim: So what? You're assistant regional manager. Dwight: Assistant TO the regional manager. Jim: Well, you know what, he's your work boss. Okay? He is not your relationship boss. Dwight: That's true. Jim: Plus, you have so much more to talk to this girl about. You're both um...salesmen. I mean that's something right there. Dwight: True. Plus I could talk to her about the origins of my last name. Jim: It's all gold. (gets scheming smile) Cut to later CUT BACK TO JIM AND DWIGHT'S DESK AREA Jim: Alright, here's the thing. Just keep talking to her. If you hit a stall, you have a perfect fall-back. Dwight: What's that? Jim: You buy a purse. Dwight: I don't want a purse. Purses are for girls. Jim: Dwight, that's not necessarily true. Do you read GQ? Dwight: No. Jim: Well, I do. They're like mini briefcases. Alright, lots of guys have them. Dwight: Like those? Jim: Yes. Listen, you are spending way too much time talking to me, when you could be talking to her. Dwight: (standing up) Okay, I'm just gonna use the bathroom and then I'm gonna... Jim: (standing up as well) You don't need the bathroom. You've got it. Go. (pushes Dwight towards the conference room, then takes off to reception) Jim: (VO) (in a falsetto voice, narrating for Dwight) Hi, my name's Dwight Schrute and I would like to buy a purse from you. Good Lord! Look at these purses. (The camera swings back to Jim and Pam) (Pam is laughing) Jim: (still in falsetto) This is something special. (Swing back to Dwight picking up a big orange purse) Jim: (in voice) Oh, my God. In this Salvatore de Chini...asta? (Swing back to Jim) Pam: (narrating for Katy) Oh definitely, definitely step in and out of it like that. (Swing back to Dwight who is stepping around the purse strap) Jim: (in voice) Yes. Pam: (in voice) You put it on... Jim: (in voice) Well, I want to stress test it, you know, in case anything happens. (Dwight is now banging another purse against the table) Jim: (in voice) Oh! Pam: (in voice) Oh! Jim: (in voice) That was really...this is necessary to do to really give it a good workout. This is the...this is the prettiest one of all. I'm going to be the prettiest girl in the ball. Oh, how much? Pam: (in normal voice) Oh, God. It's sad. It's so sad. Jim: Here he comes, shh. (Dwight comes out of the conference room holding a black purse, he looks over at Jim for approval) Jim: (silently mouths) Good. (gives Dwight a thumbs up) (Dwight walks back to his desk wearing the purse) (Jim and Pam silently laugh) Jim: He did pick a good one. Pam: You're horrible. __________________
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