[Donna K.]

#30 for the win!


Donna

[Grazzhopper]

Why didn't we vote out #24 earlier? It's not that funny overall.

#30 FTW!

[MistyMountainHop]

Originally Posted by Grazzhopper (View Post) Why didn't we vote out #24 earlier? It's not that funny overall.

I hear Red saying the last line, and I laugh -- plus I see Kitty's reaction. Hard to separate the quotation from my memory of the scene.

I don't know what explanations anyone else has for it.

[rishik5]

The last line is i loved that quote because of it

[MistyMountainHop]

Originally Posted by rishik5 (View Post) The last line is i loved that quote because of it

You get it!

[Grazzhopper]

I like the last line as well. The rest, eh.

[fall into your smile]

#30 is a great one. Their relationship is just too cute.

[msstock87]

#30 ftw

[MistyMountainHop]

Originally Posted by Grazzhopper (View Post) I like the last line as well. The rest, eh.

I'll prepare the next Quotation Survivor soon-ish.

[Grazzhopper]

Awesome! Thanks for the effort.

[Grazzhopper]

[MistyMountainHop]

Apparently soon-ish means over a month-and-a-half later?

[Grazzhopper]

It might mean that.

[MistyMountainHop]

With five votes, the winner of the "Leo Loves Kitty" (4x18) Quotation Survivor is ...

RED: But, Kitty, you’ve got to understand: if I got mad at every guy that looked at you, I'd drive myself crazy. I don't even wanna think about all those patients down at the hospital making googly eyes at you.
KITTY: Not to mention the doctors.
RED: Don't get me started on those perverts! They think the nursing staff is their own personal dating service. Glorified plumbers!
KITTY: Okay. All right, Red. You're getting very upset. In fact, you look downright miserable. That makes me so happy!



Vote for your least favorite! First quote with three votes or the most votes after two days is voted off

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That 70s Show Season 4 Quotation Survivor!

“Jackie’s Cheese Squeeze” (4x19)

1.
Todd: Jackie, you clocked out half an hour ago. Did you come back to tell me something? Because I feel the same way.
Jackie: I was waiting outside for Michael to pick me up, but the idiot never showed!
Todd: That’s the third time this week. Three strikes and he’s out, according to the rules of baseball … and love
Jackie: Actually it’s four strikes if you include the time he showed up late because he had to see how the Jetsons ended

2.
After Eric catches Jackie and Todd kissing …

Jackie: Okay, Eric, I know you and I don’t have the best relationship--
Eric: You mean, I hate you and you hate me?
Jackie: Right. So let’s turn over a new leaf by you never telling Michael what you think you just saw.
Eric: Hmm … or I could just torture you with this information until I'm bored.

3.
Eric [to Jackie]: Okay, you know what? I’ll make you a deal. You can buy two guaranteed hours of silence by carving this wheel of cheddar into a handsome likeness of me. And … and go.

4.
Kitty: Red, dinner’s ready!
Red: Five more minutes, Kitty. A bunch of birds threw a crap-on-my-Corvette party! If I don’t get it outl the paint will oxidize! Oxidize!
Kitty: Well, why don’t you just put the car in the garage?
Red: Because if I put the car in the garage, I cant see it from the dinner table! Kitty, don’t give advice about things you don’t understand.
Kitty: Ok, I’m the crazy one.

5.
Kitty: You know, ever since Red got his new car, he can barely tear himself away from it
Joanne: You better watch out, Kitty, or you’re going to end up a Corvette widow.
Kitty: Oh no, he loves that car. He deserves it. The last thing he bought himself was a pellet gun to shoot the chipmunks that were stealing our tomatoes, and I had to throw that away because it was giving him war nightmares.
Bob: I’m glad you threw it out. That thing hurt.

6.
Joanne: Kitty, I know what I’m talking about. As soon as my ex-husband got a boat, it was like he forgot I even existed. So I divorced him, took the boat, and spent a vigorous three-day weekend on it with the harbor master.
Kitty: I don’t think that’s kitchen talk.

7.
Eric: Okay, okay, I saw Jackie … making out with the guy from the cheese shop! The little dude!
Donna: No way!
Eric: Yeah, but you’re the only one I told; so don’t say a word to anyone, okay, my little secret squirrel?
Fez: My lips are sealed
Eric: Good ‘cause I knew I could count on you.
Hyde: You always can. Think about it — we hold information that could crush the very heart and soul of one of our best friends. I live for days like this!
Eric: Oh, but just remember: you’re the only one I told.
Hyde, Fez, and Donna: Your secret’s safe with me.

8.
Kitty: You missed a nice dinner. Joanne said the funniest thing. She said I was going to end up a Corvette widow — hahaha! Isn’t that a kick!
Red: Oh, Kitty, I wouldn’t leave you for the car. Who’d make dinner?

9.
Eric: Oh, hey, guys — it’s Kelso's loyal girlfriend, Jackie!
Hyde, Fez, and Donna: Hi, Jackie!
Jackie: Okay, I’m not here to stay. Just came to get Michael. [To Kelso] Come on.
Eric: Oh, no. Stay. We’re just gonna hang out and fool around. We all know how much you like to … fool around.
Jackie: Okay, Michael, come on. Let’s go to The Hub.
Kelso: No. I wanna stay here and fool around.

10.
Eric: So, hey, Jackie, how’s it going down at the cheese shop? You must be so tired from … giving it away at the mall.
Fez [to Hyde]: What are you laughing at?
Hyde: I don’t know. What are you laughing at?
Fez: I don’t know.
Hyde and Fez [to Donna]: What are you laughing at?
Donna: I don’t know.
Hyde, Fez, and Donna [to Kelso]: What are you laughing at?
Kelso: I really don’t know!

11.
Jackie. Come on, Michael. Let’s go!
Eric: No, let’s stay. We could play [I]Monopoly.[/I} Oh. but that wouldn’t be much fun since we all know that … Jackie cheats.
Jackie: I do not!
Kelso: Oh, you do cheat. We’ve all caught you.

12.
Kitty: Red, this is supposed to be our special date. There is nothing special about an auto show!
Red: Oh, no? How about it’s special because you’re the only woman here? You’re the queen of the auto show!
Kitty [praying]: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things that I—
Red: Oh, come on, Kitty! It’ll be fun. You’re always saying we should share each other’s interest
Kitty: I only said that to get you to go to the figurine festival

13.
Kitty: I want us to share each other’s interest, so I’ll start. Teach me about cars. I’m excited.
Red: That’s my girl. … Holy crap! Look at the paintjob on that T-Bird! Wait here. I’ll be right back.
Kitty: Wait? Wait here?
Red: Well, someone’s gotta guard the car. Who better than the queen?

14.
Eric: Oh, Jackie, great. Just the person I was looking for. Look, I've got this … itch right above my shoulder. Be a good girl. Give it a li’l scratch.
Jackie: Eric, I came here to talk to you about what happened yesterday.
Eric: Okay, but … I cant hear you if you’re not scratching.

15.
Jackie [scratching Eric’s shoulder with a wooden meat tenderizer]: Things between me and Michael have been weird lately. And when Todd kissed me, I guess I just gave in because I felt vulnerable. But I made a terrible mistake. And I was hoping you would show me some compassion.
Eric: Compassion. Wait, is that the feeling you get when someone just shined your shoes? [Reaches under the table.] Because if so, you are in luck! [Places a pair of shoes on the table.] And … go.

16.
Jackie [about shining Eric’s shoes]: You know what? I don’t think so! You see, I may have kissed Todd, but you knew about it all along and didn’t tell Michael. And that is way worse than what I did.
Eric: Wait, what?
Jackie: Yep. See, girlfriends are supposed to lie. That’s what we do. But best friends are supposed to be loyal, and you weren’t. So guess what: you’re screwed because I’m telling Michael everything.
Eric: You wouldn’t.
Jackie: Oh, I so would.
Eric: Oh, yeah?
Jackie: Yeah.
Eric: Oh, yeah?
Jackie: Yeah.
Eric: Well … well … well, this certainly blew up in my face!

17.
Jackie: When I tell Michael what you did, he’s gonna forget all about what I did.
Eric: Unless I get to him first.
Jackie: You wouldn’t.
Eric: Well, to quote a certain manager-kissing cheese maiden I know, I so would. And … go!

18.
Jackie: Okay, Todd, look. I know we kissed, and its probably, like, the best kiss you’ll ever have, but it didn’t mean anything, and nothing’s gonna come of it, so you’re gonna have to get over me. Oh, and you know what? Please don’t fire me because I really need this job. Okay, great! See you tomorrow!

19.
[I]At The Hub, Jackie and Kelso sit at a table. Eric enters.

Eric: Look, Kelso, I am so sorry!
Kelso [standing]: Just get out of my way. [Leaves.]
Jackie [crying]: Wait, Michael!
Eric: Great! He hates me, right?
Jackie: No, he hates me! We didn’t even talk about you, I mean, I told him about the kiss, and he just stormed off. I couldn’t even tell him I’m sorry!
Eric: Okay well, I’m not going to feel sorry for you so … you cant make me.

20.
Jackie [crying]: I just love [Michael] so much!
Eric: Okay, look, Jackie, it’s just one kiss, right? That’s not so bad. I … just tell Kelso what you told me about, you know, how you felt vulnerable and stuff.
Jackie: He doesn’t even wanna see me!
Eric: So you know what? We’ll go and hang out in my basement and wait for him to come by. He left his bouncy ball there; so, you know, he’s bound to be back sometime.
Jackie: You would do that for me?
Eric: As long as you promise not to rat me out
Jackie: Deal. So … friends?
Eric: As long as you promise not to tell people were friends.

21.
The Circle

Kelso: You guys are never going to believe this: Jackie cheated on me … with the cheese guy!
Hyde [laughs; then with fake astonishment]: No!
Kelso: Yeah, I was just as shocked as you are!
Fez: Well, thank God all she did was kiss him.
Donna: Yeah … wait, how do you know all she did was kiss him?
Fez: Kiss? I did not say kiss! Don’t make fun of my accent.

22.
The Circle

Kelso: That cheese guy’s lucky he’s a little fella cause I’d kick his ass — boom! Right in the ass!
Hyde: Oh, man, you gotta kick his ass! Like in Fantasy Island, if Tattoo took one of Mr. Roarke's women up to his little tower and put it to her, Roarke would slap that little dude like a drunk Southern widow! Then he'd hit him off with some vicious voodoo.
Donna: Yeah. Voodoo on Tattoo. Voodoo. Tattoo. Peekaboo. Honeydew. Kung fu. Koo-koo-ka-choo. I'm done.

23.
Kitty: Well, look who’s finally back. While you were gone some guy came by to compliment me on my headlights. Pretty sure he wasn’t talking about the car.
Red: I got us funnel cakes!
Kitty: It’s like a second honeymoon.
Red: Kitty, not in the car!

24.
Random Guy: Hey, nice ‘vette. You should come see the custom job I did on mine. Cost me three grand and a marriage.
Red: Three grand!
Kitty: And a marriage!

25.
Kelso: Your ass is mine cheese puff!
Todd: How did you know my nickname?
Kelso: Wait, your nickname’s cheese puff?
Hyde: Stay focused. Kick his ass!

26.
Kelso [to Todd]: What do you think you’re doing, kissing my girlfriend, huh? Huh?
Todd: Welll maybe if you paid more attention to that gorgeous creature than your little modelling gig, t wouldn’t have happened.
Kelso: Little? That picture sold hundreds of young men’s briefs all over the greater Kenosha area!
Fez: It’s true, I bought three pairs. Very supportive.

27.
Red: Thanks to your funnel cake accident, I’ll have to spend half the night cleaning out the car.
Kitty: Well, I hope you two will be very happy together.

28.
Kelso: Mrs Forman! Mrs Forman, I have a black eye, and I need ice!
Kitty: I’m not doing anything else for men today.

29.
Red [to Kelso]: Just go away.
Kelso: No! I’m not gonna go away. I’m having a really bad day. I got decked by a guy who kissed Jackie. … He was huge. And she thinks it was okay to kiss him because I’ve been ignoring her for work, which I barely did! And I got a black eye, and I need someone to care about me!
Kitty [to Red]: Well, well, well. Michael ignored Jackie, and she kissed another boy.
Red: That is completely different! He ignored her for a stupid job. I ignored you for a car. … Crap.
Kelso: Oh, burn.
Red: How many times you want to get hit today?

30.
Red: Kitty, I’m sorry. Next time I’ill be happy to forget about the car and go to whatever figurine, quilting, macramé, man-killing thing you want to do.
Kitty: Actually, there’s a knitting bee at the community center right now.
Red: You’re kidding.
Kitty: And you know what they say about those knitters: they spin quite a yarn!

31.
Red: You know what would really teach me a lesson? Leaving me at home to, you know, think about what I’ve done.
Kitty: If you’re not in that car in two seconds, I’ll make you carry my knitting basket.
Red: Coming, dear.

32.
Eric: So Kelso got beat up?
Donna: Yeah, by the little dude at the cheese shop.
Hyde: It was awesome, man. Like a hurricane of tiny fists.

33.
Kelso: All right, look, Jackie. Here’s the deal: you cheated on me.
Jackie: You used to cheat on me all the time.
Kelso: Yeah? Well, yeah. But you cheated out of hate, and I cheated out of joy.

34.
Jackie: I didn’t cheat out of hate, Michael. I cheated because lately you’ve been acting like I don’t exist.
Kelso: Well, I sure know you exist now that you’ve Frenched the whole mall!

35.
Kelso [to Jackie]: Look, I know that I need to pay more attention to you, and I want to forgive you, but I have all this anger built up inside of me and nowhere to put it.
Jackie: Eric knew about the kiss all along and didn’t tell ya.
Kelso [to Eric]: You knew?
Eric: Jackie?
Jackie: What’d you expect?
Kelso: You’re a dead man, Forman.
Jackie: Get him, Michael!

36.
Fez [to Donna and Hyde]: Well, guys, just so you’re up to speed—I knew about the kiss all along. Eric told me. He made me his secret squirrel.
Donna: What? That dillhole said I was the only one he told.
Hyde and Fez: Me, too!
Eric [returning to the basement]: It was hilarious. You guys should have seen it! Kelso’s foot got stuck in a gopher hole and … wait. Why are you guys looking at me like that?
Fez: I was your secret squirrel, you son of a bitch!
Hyde: Get him!

[Donna K.]

#33 for me


Donna