That '70s Show - Park Walkers #5: Because She Knew He'd Never Stray - Page 5

jessec12 · 11-14-2013, 09:24 AM

Eric could mention it when he was in trouble for something, and maybe Red would be more upset about that than whatever Eric did, and would go after Kelso!

**msstock87** · 11-14-2013, 08:32 PM

I would love to see Red scare Kelso again, those were truly some funny scenes.

MistyMountainHop · 11-16-2013, 03:58 PM

Do you think if Laurie had married Kelso instead of Fez that Red still would've had that heart attack?

**msstock87** · 11-16-2013, 11:42 PM

Red might have had a heart attack still, however Kelso might be the one with the heart attack being scared of Red.

MistyMountainHop · 11-17-2013, 06:14 AM

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Red might have had a heart attack still, however Kelso might be the one with the heart attack being scared of Red.

That's possible! And Kelso would be too chicken to marry Laurie, anyway (for more than one reason).

**msstock87** · 11-17-2013, 04:34 PM

He would probably run off to California again..

jessec12 · 11-21-2013, 09:56 AM

Kelso probably wouldn't marry Laurie, he would be too chicken and he didn't need help staying in the country.

But if they did get married, I'm sure Kelso would be scared of Red. Then their life would turn into the fantasy where Red had to go to Saturn on business!

MistyMountainHop · 11-21-2013, 04:13 PM

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He would probably run off to California again..

He might!

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Kelso probably wouldn't marry Laurie, he would be too chicken and he didn't need help staying in the country.

That's true, too.

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But if they did get married, I'm sure Kelso would be scared of Red. Then their life would turn into the fantasy where Red had to go to Saturn on business!

Oh, yeah! That fantasy is hilarious. What Red thinks the future will be -- and how hi robot butler will look like Fez.

**msstock87** · 11-22-2013, 02:58 AM

Red's future fantasy was hilarious, and one of my favorite fantasy sequences.

MistyMountainHop · 11-22-2013, 03:28 PM

I like Red's soap opera fantasy -- and that he got so into that soap, period.

It drew him right in.

**msstock87** · 11-23-2013, 01:16 AM

The Soap opera fantasy! That one is great! It is so over the top I love it!

MistyMountainHop · 11-23-2013, 04:40 PM

Red: My God, Kitty, what have I become?

Kitty: I don't know. You're not the man I married! ... And I'm not Kitty.

Red: What are you saying?

Kitty: I am Kitty. But I'm leaving you for Dr. Cloak .. or, should I say, Eric's real father!

Red: But why?

Kitty: He has a job. What do you have, Red Forman? What ... do ... you ... have?

Red: I've got nothing.

[Kitty sobs dramatically.]

Red: Dear God, will I ever work again?

**msstock87** · 11-23-2013, 10:28 PM

I love the microphone from the ceiling in that fantasy sequence, that was pure gold.

MistyMountainHop · 11-24-2013, 08:58 AM

Yeah, the boom dropping into frame --

They totally nailed the cheesiness of soap operas, especially as they were in the earlier days.

**msstock87** · 11-24-2013, 10:27 AM

They totally got it spot on. It was so cheesy and dramatic it made me laugh.

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