MistyMountainHop

Yeah, and then Donna would tell Kelso his book did some good after all.

How about Hyde writing a guide to life? He'd have to write two versions, one for real and one for his friends so they wouldn't learn all his tricks.

hanselnext

Now that's a book I would want to read. I don't think he would give up all his tricks but he would have some interesting things to say.

MistyMountainHop

A book on Hyde's philosophy of life. That would be interesting. *wants*

Actually, I'd want the version he'd write after he and Jackie got married.

appalove

Yes! *squeee* I imagine he'd try to play it cool but his newfound mushy happiness would have changed his cynical outlook considerably. Like it would contain a lot of roundabout ways of saying, "Happy wife, happy life" in the Zen-est metaphors he could manage. ^_^

Also, Lisa, where is your icon of Danny from? His hair's out of control! Looks like something funny

MistyMountainHop

Yeah. And he'd talk about the importance of protecting the ones you love while protecting your own rep or boundaries, by making it seem like you're doing the protecting for your own self-interests.

Maybe he'd put in a part about dealing with an obnoxious friend (e.g., Kelso).

It's from his episode of Strange Frequency. You can watch it here: Strange Frequency ~ Disco Inferno (VH1) *Full Episode* on Vimeo. The director of the episode put it up on Vimeo.

You can also see a few .gifs I made of it here: http://www.fanforum.com/76418904-post269.html

msstock87

Now I would read that for sure!

hanselnext

Hyde's got a lot to say. He can write a whole chapter about Kelso titled "Ow, My Eye!"

MistyMountainHop

Would you be first in line to get your book signed by him?

Oh, yeah! Of course, he might call it, "Ow, His Eye!" because Hyde's eye isn't the one getting hurt.

msstock87

I love that title.

alyak0807

I would read Hyde's book for sure.

MistyMountainHop

Now if only Hyde didn't hate hard work. He could make some serious dough from writin' that book. Kelso, though, would probably claim he's owed a commission since a chapter's about him.

hanselnext

Oh right I think Kelso would love it that a chapter was written about him.

MistyMountainHop

He probably would. Even if it's about him getting beaten up. He might do something similar to what Kramer does on Seinfeld and offer tours of the scars Hyde gave him (charging admission, of course).

msstock87

I could totally see Kelso trying to charge people to see his scars and capitalize on his fame from one chapter...

MistyMountainHop

He'd think someone would make a movie of his life based on that chapter. Maybe he'd want Travolta to play him.