MistyMountainHop

How do you think Kelso would deal with a clone of himself, who has an exact copy of his mind?

rishik5

Oh boy. Two identical Kelsos? Poor Point Place.

He'd be arguing with himself non-stop about some nonsense only Kelso could understand

MistyMountainHop

No woman would ever sleep with Kelso (either of them) again. He'd bungle all of that up. They'd both leave town, hopefully -- for them -- in opposite directions.

Nonsense like which one of them is hotter. Eventually, though, they'd probably come to the conclusion they're equally hot while both whispering afterward, "I'm hotter."

Kelsos: What?

Kelsos: I didn't say anything.

Kelsos: Oh. Cool.

rishik5

Oh my
The second Kelso would so need to be vanquished from existence

MistyMountainHop

You're proposing ... vanquishing?

Kelso One and Kelso Two would most likely take each other out accidentally in one of their ideas like car skiing.

rishik5

Painless poof, that's all i'm suggesting a little witchcraft never hurt anyone (and that's, of course, me being sarcastic)

stlavin95

That's an understatement

rishik5

He's the king of a veeery unique logic

MistyMountainHop

Painless poof. I think either of the Kelso's, upon hearing that term, would agree to have that done to him -- not having any idea what it means. Although whoever's doing the poofing (*cough* Dasha *cough*) has a responsibility to inform them of what it is.

How about this? The Kelso clone is painlessly poofed to one of the countless T7S AUs that exist, one in which its Kelso died (so sad ). But then his friends will be happy to have Kelso back ... maybe.

rishik5

Another fanfic idea?
And yeah, the pervert Kelso(s) is (are in this case ), he would probably think it means some sexy stuff

MistyMountainHop

Oh, God. Could see doing a short comics' episode with that scenario.

Kelso would mistake poofing for something sexy. Fez might, too.

rishik5

I'd like to see that comic

MistyMountainHop

If I had time, I might just do it. Unfortunately, I barely have time right now to finish the next batch of comics. But I (always!) appreciate your enthusiasm for my work.

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Fez: Why does Kelso get to be poofed? I want to be poofed.

Jackie: Do you even know what poof means?

Fez [suspicious]: It better be nothing like loof,

Donna: Loof?

Hyde: Fez confused the word aloof with me callin' him a loof, whatever the hell that is.

Kelso: Fez, you do not want to be poofed. My double is gone!

Fez: What? No more two glorious Kelsos? I have to live with only one? This is a tragedy!

Eric [sarcastic]: Yeah. How are those quadruple-stuffed Oreos ever going to be invented now?

Kelso: Thank you, Eric! That's a project that needs four hands, not two.

rishik5

I'll always have enthusiasm for your work Also, now i have some questions regarding it i probably should dm you about, but in a way i'm too shy to ask you questions. You see the dilemma?

It totally slipped my mind that Fez actually would dig having two Kelsos around

MistyMountainHop

You are just so sweet, Dasha! Thank you!

I'll take care of that dilemma. You should have a PM in your inbox by the time you read this post.

Season-5!Fez and later would definitely enjoy two Kelsos ... until he experienced Kelso's worst tendencies amplified. Two Kelsos would only encourage each other's id. Fez would need to wear a fireproof (and firework-proof) outfit. I fear for Fez.