Beverly Hills 90210 - Anti-Dylan/Kelly Thread

~carnival-heights~ · 11-30-2008, 11:31 AM

Warning: This thread is for the following who dislike Dylan and Kelly as a couple. So if you are a Dylan/Kelly shipper, it is advised to simply not read this thread because you will not like the following content that's posted. This thread is not to create animosity amongst the board, but rather give these anti-shippers an appropriate outlet for discussion about this couple.

IMPORTANT: No fan bashing. Do not talk about what fans of the couple speak about on their thread. It's their right to have their opinion. Let's just discuss what WE think. Thank you.

T h e 18th Anti-Dylan and Kelly T h r e a d

Credit to: Undeniable

H a t e r s

001. starsprite
002. *Stacy*
003. joypiter
004. jackiehydelover
005. BrownEyes1980
006. Casey1010
007. Leneoth
008. angelface211
009. LuckyStarz
010. PiCkLeS4dAwSoN
011. daritah
012. cartiergurl01
013. xJibertyx
014. watchmebleed
015. Leyton_Rox
016. Ruby_Slippers
017. Princess67895
018. SexyBrucas
019. Jordan23
020. The truth hurts
021. yulan
022. ~Unfaithful~
023. Undeniable
024. sabriras
025. Gracie
026. angel_wings05
027. Alpal206
028. Jadoo
029. xocourtneyxo
030. Chica_Priestley
031. brathanfan27
032. nessa24
033. Dorkodancer147
034. Giuly
035. *Brenda*
036. I_Have_A_Brain
037. amberlm2403
038. Autumn_Hope
039. *Dominique*
040. cdgeiger
041. GrhmLz
042. Caris_leogirl
043. -diana-
044. SassySarah
045. carcrashes..
046. lostaway04
047. LysCat
048. semmanclana
049. The.Rebel.
050. brendadylan1984
051. Forever Young
052. THE-GBRD
053. Virtue
054. True Daisy lover
055. 4brathan&brucas
056. StubbornWhite
057. bigtimefan
058. claudypritz
059. CheEsecAKe&BRUCAS
060. ricc88
061. natty3
062. LALEY-FOREVER
063. LittleAngel
064. Denise
065. Freckles24
066. charmingbrenda
067. SmashinglySweet
068. brendawalshrocks90210
069. NtnLilo
070. Leyton_4ever
071. KellAndSteve4Ever (S3&4)
072. Italy74
073. stormsoflife
074. carcrashes..
075. Brenda Walsh
076. SharTheLove
077. ~carnival-heights~
078. QTPie41184
079. JiannaRene
080. agnieszka 86
081. NBalways
082. Jax527
083. Stefani
084. donnaanddavidx3
085. natural_disaster
086. Stacie18
087. KellyChoseBrandon
088. tinkerbell56
089. Primal_Slayer
090. those_butterflies
091. MissSullivan
092. ItsMartinBitch
093. lauriedavis
094. tv-fan189
095. awakeningjenny

Q u o t e of the T h r e a d

Kelly: He is so weird.

Do you want to read a summary of Dy/K relationship so you don´t have to torture yourself watching them? Here it is:
It's like, "ooh, we saw Casablanca together, so now we must start quoting romantic lines from it to turn each other on, and indulge ourselves in a sleazy summer fling because Brenda's not around at the moment, then later decide that we have an obvious deep connection because we both have sucky parents and sucky lives. So what if Brenda's back? We are soulmates, duh." ...."Oh, and we have sex every now and again. Then we fight. A lot. That lasts at least an hour before Brenda's name is brought into the argument and duh! Dylan is still in love with her, but so what? DK is kindergarden love. It must not be diminished. Even if we don't really want to be together and we both have a thing for the Walsh twins...To hell with it, let's break up and jump into bed with Brenda and Brandon 10 minutes later. What's wrong with that? That is where the true love REALLY is. But never forget - we were together in another life. It was written in the stars... destiny."

Credit: 4brathan&brucas

Some of our favorite "soulmates" talks...

Quotes from episode 4.28: "Acting Out"

Dylan: What do you expect, Kel, you guys rehearse together all week, supposedly it's for her, turns out it's for you.
Kelly: The director asked me to try out for her.
Dylan: I know what the director said, okay, but think about it from Brenda's point of view.
Kelly: Why don't you ever look at things from my point of view?

(Later, after Steve enters)
Kelly: Fortunately I have to get to the theater.
Dylan: Whoa, I thought auditions weren't for a couple of days.
Kelly: They're not. But tonight we get one on one direction from Roy Randolph.
Dylan: Hm, lovely. But tomorrow we're at the beach, right?
(Kelly gives him a scowling look)
Steve: Hey, tell Laura Kingman I say hi. You know I'm coaching her, don't you?
Kelly: Coach all you want, it's a free country.
Steve: Well not according to Brenda.
Kelly: I know. She acts like she has some special claim on the lead.
Steve: Which is ridiculous when you consider the fact that Laura's the one with the resume.
Kelly: Unlike me you mean.
Dylan: That is not what he said, Kel.
Kelly: So Laura has Steve, and Brenda has you. Tell me Dylan, who do I have?
(Kelly exits)
Steve: Kelly-
Dylan: Let her go. The theater beckons.

(later, in the beach)
Dylan: Kel, what is it with you lately? I mean yesterday, you were bagging on Brenda and Steve, today you can't even be civil.
Kelly: Well I came to the beach to be with you, not be dumped with Suzanne and Erica.
Dylan: Well if that's how you feel about my little sister, you shouldn't have come at all.

Kelly: No, that's not what this is about.
Dylan: Then what is it about Kel, huh? Is it about the play? The twit director? The way you come alive in the glow of the spotlight? Come on, you're behaving like an actress. And you know what, I'm not really that interested.

Serial Cheating...A good thing?

Kelly: It doesn't bother you cheating on Gina?
Dylan: Uh not particularly, no.
Kelly: See I don't understand that.
Dylan: Oh, so, it's what we do. Me and you. With Brenda, with Brandon.
Kelly: And now Matt.
Dylan: Mhm. It's who we are.
Kelly: This is different. He's different. I love him.
Dylan: I'm sure you do. I'm also sure that one day you're gonna wanna be with me again.

In Jennie´s own words:

Fan: "Who did you like Kelly Taylor best with - Brandon or Dylan?"
Jennie: "Oh, she'd definitely be better off with Brandon! I think that Kelly and Brandon worked really well. I love working with Jason and we just had a really strong connection on camera, and it was undeniable. It was always there, and that was fun. Kelly/Dylan is a little more torrid and like bad somehow, it's just bad!"

R e m i n d e r s

Agonizing Fights
Angry Faces
Best Friend Betrayal
Cheating
Clichés
Crazy Soulmate Epiphanies
Default Love
Disrespect
Distrus
Envy
Frozen Kisses
Insults
Kelly left disgruntled in bed
Kindergarten
Lying
No “I Love You”s
Pathetic Pining…and pathetic in general
PodDylan
Retroactive Continuity
Selfishness
Sloppy Seconds
Sneaking
Suspicion
Triangles
Ultimatums
Wild West History
Rewritten history... which pre-dates the dinosaurs, of course

DK's Crayon Box

credit to: QTPie41184

A r t s

credit to: nikkycoly

credit to: Caris_leogirl

R e a s o n s

1. Because they always got together in an incredibly deceitful, betraying and backstabbing way.
2. Because their relationship mostly consisted of fighting and sex.
3. Because most of the small interaction they had pre-season three was negative.
4. Because everything from their rewritten kindergarten history to that laughable hypnosis was totally contrived.
5. Because they broke up three times over the course of a year of being together.
6. Because she was always nagging and didn´t accept him for who he was.
7. Because everytime they weren´t getting along, they always drifted towards someone else rather than actually try to fix the problem.
8. Because you can't force a superficial couple to be "deep."
9. Because when they were actually together, they usually treated eachother like crap.
10. Because NOTHING about them fits the true definition of ¨soulmates.¨
11. Because she always expected the worst of him and was very judgemental.
12. Because past seasons prove that she was NOT one of the only girls he ¨connected¨with in his life.
13. Because they were they never cared about the people they hurt, as long as they were together.
14. Because their relationship ruined 90210´s #1 power couple.
15. Because they stood in the way of the two most loved relationships on the show.
16. Because they didn´t deserve to be forgiven for all the pain they caused.
17. Because ten year olds could write better dialogue than ¨We were together in another lifetime...¨
18. Because together they cheated on both Brenda AND Brandon.
19. Because everyone knows they shouldn´t have ended up together.
20. Because they obviously can't tell the difference between "love" and "lust."
21. Because they needed to TELL us that they were meant to be instead of actually SHOW it.
22. Because they insulted our intelligence.
23. Because Dylan let Kelly walk away upset twice.
24. Because she expected him to make her ¨number one¨in his life.
25. Because Dylan always sided with Brenda when Kelly put her down.
26. Because he slept with Brenda shortly after they broke up.
27. Because even Kelly knew that she wasn´t going to be the great love of his life.
28. Because Jennie Garth herself even thinks they suck.
29. Because their ending was default on so many levels, and we have proof.
30. Because she was never able to truly help him.
31. Because when going through hard times, he never turned to her(Or not until Brenda or Brandon weren´t around).
32. Because he had no problem telling her about his engagement.
33. Because her reaction to his engagement was selfish.
34. Because prior to getting together, they acted more like aquaintances.
35. Because EVERY girl in highschool had a crush on Dylan. Big deal.
36. Because before Brenda, all they ever did was flirt.
37. Because knowing someone since kidergarten does not automatically make you ¨close.¨
38. Because if messed up lives make two people ¨soulmates,¨then Dylan´s soulmate would be Valerie.
39. Because not everyone believes in reincarnation.
40. Because he was a complete hypocrite towards her relationship with Brandon.
41. Because even Iris and Erica knew she was all wrong for him.
42. Because Dylan´s obsessive pinning for her was a huge regression.
43. Because they ¨connected¨alright. But it wasn´t through talking.
44. Because, to quote Jennie, they were just bad!
45. Because whatever happened to ¨I would never try to steal Dylan from you, Brenda¨?
46. Because she went to the airport to tell Dylan that she finally made her choice, and it wasn´t him.
47. Because he was sick of her jealousy.
48. Because their most loved seasons are 9 and 10, which were also 90210´s most declining.
49. Because take away the sex, and they really DID have no relationship.
50. Because emphasizing their serial cheating ways doesn't make them anymore likable.
51. Because he was constantly arrogant about their relationship and she never called him on it.
52. Because they never once said "I love you."
53. Because if fighting with Dylan makes Kelly "alive," does that mean happiness makes her dead?

S o m e of their v i c t i m s

B r e n d a

Brenda: Why are you doing this to me?
Dylan: Because we owe it to you, Bren. I mean, don't you think we owe each other more than this? I mean, if we can start from someplace a little bit more honest.
Brenda: Honesty? Is that what you think this is about Dylan? I don't think so. Look, I hate you both. Never talk to me again!

B r a n d o n

Brandon: Mind telling me what's going on? Inviting my girlfriend to go on trips with you around the world?
Dylan: I like to travel, it's nothing personal.
Brandon: It's totally personal.
Dylan: I'm just doing what I gotta do.
Brandon: Then, I'll do what I gotta do.
Dylan: I know you love her Bran, but Kelly and me are connected. In a way that you'll never understand...ever.

... as zillions of us also don't.

G i n a

Gina: I know you slept with Kelly in Mexico.
Dylan: Who told you?
Gina: You did just now.

Future Thread Titles

B/c the biggest supporter of soulmates theory is Patrick Finley
B/c Love is never by default
B/c they broke up twice even before they got together
Because Kelly, do you ever hear the words coming out from your mouth?
Because all they had in common was walking home from kindergarten
Because they never trusted each other - with a reason.
Because Kelly called Dylan "the most self-centered man on the planet"
Because he may have traveled back in time (or so he thinks), but she hadn't
Because “in this life, I’m with Brandon” translates as “I’m not a believer in past lives”
Because Dylan is NOT Clark Gable, and this is NOT Gone with the Wind.
Because in THIS lifetime, they have the Walshes.
Because "I don't know what to say"? Say "Get the hell off me!"
Because judging Brenda won't score you extra points with Dylan
Because Brenda saved her life, and Kelly threw the issue of Dylan in her face instead of thanking her
Because jeopardizing your health won't get a guy to fall in love with you.
Because we all hate you both. Never talk to us again!
Because Kelly wasn't the great love of Dylan's life, and she knew it.
Because what goes around, comes around.
Because with so "called family like these two, we’d rather be adopted"
Because "Let her go, theater awaits."
Because of "Shut up, Kelly!"
Because "make love" and "bimbo" don't go together.
Because Dylan realised "maybe we each have more than one soulmate"
Because Dylan is not really THAT interested

yulan · 11-30-2008, 11:33 AM

New thread!

donnaanddavidx3 · 11-30-2008, 11:38 AM

love the op and the title!! tftnt!! mind adding me to the haters? please...

~carnival-heights~ · 11-30-2008, 11:41 AM

Added!

donnaanddavidx3 · 11-30-2008, 11:43 AM

thanks you very much shanti

Scarlet's Walk · 11-30-2008, 02:02 PM

New haters thread

This title is all kinds of AWESOME

And so true...DK are nothing more than a giant, baaad blooper....

donnaanddavidx3 · 11-30-2008, 02:03 PM

Quote:

And so true...DK are nothing more than a giant, baaad blooper....

I love that!!! so truee

GrhmLz · 11-30-2008, 02:41 PM

- at the crayon box in the OP.

Thanks for the new thread, the title couldn't speak anymore truth. Oh, and Shanti, I think someone else wanted to be added too. Amy (natural disaster) asked to be put on the list on page 18 of the previous thread.

~carnival-heights~ · 11-30-2008, 02:52 PM

I just added her.

Anyone else, just let me know.

Ruby_Slippers · 11-30-2008, 03:15 PM

Thanks for the new thread!

I'm glad you guys liked my titles.

I recently re-watched a bit of season 3 and was inspired.

GrhmLz · 11-30-2008, 03:37 PM

I think that's all, Shanti. For now.

Quote:

I recently re-watched a bit of season 3 and was inspired.

Ah, yes. The beginning of the ultimate nightmare. One of the most puke-worthy scenes at the beach club that summer is when he puts lotion on her and begins kissing her ... "You missed a spot." Kelly attempts to come across all girlie girlie with that annoying voice while Dylan looks like a flirtatious fool ... "was I kissing? Did I kiss?" Forget the undeniable lack of chemistry; it's just a bad scene all around.

natural_disaster · 11-30-2008, 03:37 PM

This title is total win.

Quote:

One of the most puke-worthy scenes at the beach club that summer is when he puts lotion on her and begins kissing her ... "You missed a spot." Kelly attempts to come across all girlie girlie with that annoying voice while Dylan looks like a flirtatious fool ... "was I kissing? Did I kiss?" Forget the undeniable lack of chemistry; it's just a bad scene all around.

I hate that scene. I can't watch some of season 3 at all. I won't subject myself to that. I've never been able to understand this apparent "chemistry" they have.

Ruby_Slippers · 11-30-2008, 03:43 PM

Heather, I was watching the eppy with the controversy over Shaw high school where Kelly's dad says he is going to come visit and doesn't. All of a sudden, Dylan tells Brenda that Kelly's dad isn't going to show up. I was like, where did this come fom? How does he even know this about Kelly? And if he did, he's been a sucky friend the last 10 years. Earlier in the season, Brenda kept stressing how large West Beverly was. So people can know of each other without really knowing each other. So it made no sense for Kelly and Dylan to be such pals!

donnaanddavidx3 · 11-30-2008, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Ah, yes. The beginning of the ultimate nightmare. One of the most puke-worthy scenes at the beach club that summer is when he puts lotion on her and begins kissing her ... "You missed a spot." Kelly attempts to come across all girlie girlie with that annoying voice while Dylan looks like a flirtatious fool ... "was I kissing? Did I kiss?" Forget the undeniable lack of chemistry; it's just a bad scene all around.

I hate this episode

QTPie41184 · 11-30-2008, 03:50 PM

Thanks for the new thread, Shanti

We are almost to the 20 marker

And this title is so GOLDEN! Perfect way to sum up their relationship

Quote:

Originally Posted by natural_disaster (View Post)

I hate that scene. I can't watch some of season 3 at all. I won't subject myself to that.

I've tried to watch all of Season 3 and I can't seem to do it. The only way I can even POSSIBLY get through that season is by fast forwarding A LOT. There's no other way. The DK scenes are so

!

Man, when I think of it, the PERFECT way to sum up DK's unrealistically default relationship is this:

Who here agrees

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