T h e 11th Anti-Dylan and Kelly T h r e a d


Credit to: Undeniable

Do you want to read a summary of Dy/K relationship so you don´t have to torture yourself watching them? Here it is:
It's like, "ooh, we saw Casablanca together, so now we must start quoting romantic lines from it to turn each other on, and indulge ourselves in a sleazy summer fling because Brenda's not around at the moment, then later decide that we have an obvious deep connection because we both have sucky parents and sucky lives. So what if Brenda's back? We are soulmates, duh." ...."Oh, and we have sex every now and again. Then we fight. A lot. That lasts at least an hour before Brenda's name is brought into the argument and duh! Dylan is still in love with her, but so what? DK is kindergarden love. It must not be diminished. Even if we don't really want to be together and we both have a thing for the Walsh twins...To hell with it, let's break up and jump into bed with Brenda and Brandon 10 minutes later. What's wrong with that? That is where the true love REALLY is. But never forget - we were together in another life. It was written in the stars... destiny."

Credit:Gwen (4brathan&brucas)

+ R e m i n d e r s +
Cheating
Lying
Sneaking
Best Friends Betrayal
Agonizing Fights
Jealousy
Envy
Mistrust
Suspicion
Disrespect
No "I love you"s
Ultimatums
Selfishness
Rewritten history... which pre-dates the dinosaurs, of course
Horrific soulmate epihanies
Brainwashing
Pathetic pining... and pathetic in general

+ R e a s o n s +
1. Because they always got together in an incredibly deceitful, betraying and backstabbing way.
2. Because their relationship mostly consisted of fighting and sex.
3. Because most of the small interaction they had pre-season three was negative.
4. Because everything from their rewritten kindergarten history to that laughable hypnosis was totally contrived.
5. Because they broke up three times over the course of a year of being together.
6. Because she was always nagging and didn´t accept him for who he was.
7. Because everytime they weren´t getting along, they always drifted towards someone else rather than actually try to fix the problem.
8. Because you can't force a superficial couple to be "deep."
9. Because when they were actually together, they usually treated eachother like crap.
10. Because NOTHING about them fits the true definition of ¨soulmates.¨
11. Because she always expected the worst of him and was very judgemental.
12. Because past seasons prove that she was NOT one of the only girls he ¨connected¨with in his life.
13. Because they were they never cared about the people they hurt, as long as they were together.
14. Because their relationship ruined 90210´s #1 power couple.
15. Because they stood in the way of the two most loved relationships on the show.
16. Because they didn´t deserve to be forgiven for all the pain they caused.
17. Because ten year olds could write better dialogue than ¨We were together in another lifetime...¨
18. Because together they cheated on both Brenda AND Brandon.
19. Because everyone knows they shouldn´t have ended up together.
20. Because they obviously can't tell the difference between "love" and "lust."
21. Because they needed to TELL us that they were meant to be instead of actually SHOW it.
22. Because they insulted our intelligence.
23. Because Dylan let Kelly walk away upset twice.
24. Because she expected him to make her ¨number one¨in his life.
25. Because Dylan always sided with Brenda when Kelly put her down.
26. Because he slept with Brenda shortly after they broke up.
27. Because even Kelly knew that she wasn´t going to be the great love of his life.
28. Because Jennie Garth herself even thinks they suck.
29. Because their ending was default on so many levels, and we have proof.
30. Because she was never able to truly help him.
31. Because when going through hard times, he never turned to her(Or not until Brenda or Brandon weren´t around).
32. Because he had no problem telling her about his engagement.
33. Because her reaction to his engagement was selfish.
34. Because prior to getting together, they acted more like aquaintances.
35. Because EVERY girl in highschool had a crush on Dylan. Big deal.
36. Because before Brenda, all they ever did was flirt.
37. Because knowing someone since kidergarten does not automatically make you ¨close.¨
38. Because if messed up lives make two people ¨soulmates,¨then Dylan´s soulmate would be Valerie.
39. Because not everyone believes in reincarnation.
40. Because he was a complete hypocrite towards her relationship with Brandon.
41. Because even Iris and Erica knew she was all wrong for him.
42. Because Dylan´s obsessive pinning for her was a huge regression.
43. Because they ¨connected¨alright. But it wasn´t through talking.
44. Because, to quote Jennie, they were just bad!
45. Because whatever happened to ¨I would never try to steal Dylan from you, Brenda¨?
46. Because she went to the airport to tell Dylan that she finally made her choice, and it wasn´t him.
47. Because he was sick of her jealousy.
48. Because their most loved seasons are 9 and 10, which were also 90210´s most declining.
49. Because take away the sex, and they really DID have no relationship.
50. Because emphasizing their serial cheating ways doesn't make them anymore likable.
51. Because he was constantly arrogant about their relationship and she never called him on it.
52. Because they never once said "I love you."
53. Because if fighting with Dylan makes Kelly "alive," does that mean happiness makes her dead?


+ S o m e of their v i c t i m s: +

+ B r e n d a +



Brenda: Why are you doing this to me?
Dylan: Because we owe it to you, Bren. I mean, don't you think we owe each other more than this? I mean, if we can start from someplace a little bit more honest.
Brenda: Honesty? Is that what you think this is about Dylan? I don't think so. Look, I hate you both. Never talk to me again!

+ B r a n d o n +



Brandon: Mind telling me what's going on? Inviting my girlfriend to go on trips with you around the world?
Dylan: I like to travel, it's nothing personal.
Brandon: It's totally personal.
Dylan: I'm just doing what I gotta do.
Brandon: Then, I'll do what I gotta do.
Dylan: I know you love her Bran, but Kelly and me are connected. In a way that you'll never understand...ever.

... as zillions of us also don't.

+ G i n a +



Gina: I know you slept with Kelly in Mexico.
Dylan: Who told you?
Gina: You did just now.


Future thread titles:
B/c the biggest supporter of soulmates theory is Patrick Finley
B/c Love is never by default
B/c they broke up twice even before they got together
Because Kelly, do you ever hear the words coming out from your mouth?
Because all they had in common was walking home from kindergarten
Because they never trusted each other - with a reason.
Because Kelly called Dylan "the most self-centered man on the planet"
Because he may have traveled back in time (or so he thinks), but she hadn't
Because “in this life, I’m with Brandon” translates as “I’m not a believer in past lives”
Because Dylan is NOT Clark Gable, and this is NOT Gone with the Wind.
Because in THIS lifetime, they have the Walshes.
Because "I don't know what to say"? Say "Get the hell off me!"
Because judging Brenda won't score you extra points with Dylan
Because Brenda saved her life, and Kelly threw the issue of Dylan in her face instead of thanking her
Because jeopardizing your health won't get a guy to fall in love with you.
Because we all hate you both. Never talk to us again!
Because Kelly wasn't the great love of Dylan's life, and she knew it.
Because what goes around, comes around.
Because with so "called family like these two, we’d rather be adopted"
Because "Let her go, theater awaits."
Because of "Shut up, Kelly!"
Because "make love" and "bimbo" don't go together.
Because Dylan realised "maybe we each have more than one soulmate"
Because Dylan is not really THAT interested

For more Cheaters hate, feel free to visit our Previous Threads

http://www.fanforum.com/f265/anti-dy...rten-62839451/
http://www.fanforum.com/f265/anti-dy...-all-62833980/
http://www.fanforum.com/f265/cheater...pted-62831069/
http://www.fanforum.com/f265/cheater...ship-62825748/
Anti K/D #6: B/c in order to not cheat "destiny" they had to cheat people around them
Cheaters (Anti K/D) #5: B/c we wonder if their love pre-dates the dinosaurs too?!
Cheaters Anti K/D #4: Because Kevin and Winnie they are not!
Cheaters #3: "You´ll die together, but alone"
Anti-Kelly/Dylan #2: Because they were just a rebound relationship, not love.
Anti-Dylan/Kelly #1: Because soul mates, these cheaters make not.