1. Because she is really funny
2. Because she is gorgeous
3. Because she has stunning eyes
4. Because she does yoga at 3 in the morning
5. Because she doesn't let stardom take her over
6. Because she's allergic to perfume
7. Because she is so chameleonic
8. Because she always gets the cool roles
9. Because she is a New York girl at heart *loves NYC*
10. Because of her line delivery
11. Because she has one of the brightest and most gorgeous smiles we've ever seen
12. Because her smile and her laugh are completely infectious
13. Because we find her attitude so inspiring
14. Because she always makes us laugh
15. Because she owns the screen when she's on it
16. Because she is so full of life and love
17. Because she has outer AND inner beauty
18. Because we can imagine being her best friend
19. Because she rocks at every single thing she does
20. Because she's our idol
21. Because she gives the best interviews
22. Because she has such a kind heart
23. Because she is adorable when she speaks French
24. Because she loves Polaroids
25. Because she always has time for the fans
26. Because she's fearless
27. Because she sang with Hugh's band
28. Because she wrote and starred in her own play
29. Because she's the Florence Nightingale of dogs
30. Because she's proud of her family history and where she comes from
31. Because she got her stripper scene professionally choreographed
32, Because she's completely comfortable with herself
33. Because she has an amazing sense of style
34. Because she takes her parents to awards shows
35. Because she's as nice in real life as we imagine her to be
36. Because she blows the most adorable kisses
37. Because she has a wonderful Italian accent
38. Because she even looks beautiful in candid pictures
39. Because she's crazy for her man
40. Because she's always had that special sparkle
41. Because she stands up for what she believes in
42. Because she makes our lives better just by existing
43. Because she's the life and soul of the House set
44. Because "she knows how to move her body."
45. Because she and Katie Jacobs hang out together
46. Because she even has chemistry with a car
47. Because her Fox Fresh picture was the hottest of them all
48. Because her New York apartment is amazing
49. Because pictures of her make us happy
50. Because we need way more than 50 words to describe her awesomeness
51. Because she's wanted to be an actress since she was 3 years old
52. Because she loves her job no matter what
53. Because she felt beautiful doing the strip scene
54. Because she can rollerblade, tap dance and walk a tightrope
55. Because everything about her is so loveable
56. Because she handles everything with such grace and dignity
57. Because nothing fazes this woman
58. Because she blamed a false story on Sarah Palin
59. Because the classic Hollywood starlets have nothing on our girl
60. Because she's the most adorable presenter ever
61. Because she's one of the people Hugh would want to watch on TV
62. Because she's so adorable when she gets embarrassed
63. Because even Ausiello is a huge fan of hers
64. Because she rocked the 2008 Emmys with her beauty
65. Because she's intelligent, outspoken and always in full control
66. Because she's even beautiful with no makeup
67. Because she's the best photographer ever
68. Because she's not afraid to experiment with her look
69. Because she supports the most amazing causes
70. Because she's such an inspiration to her fans
71. Because she looks herself up on the internet
72. Because she knits for charity
73. Because her hat was shaped like a pumpkin
74. Because she rocks emotional scenes
75. Because on her smart also equals sexy
76. Because her speeches have the room rocking with laughter
77. Because listening to her was like listening to a stand up comedian
78. Because she and David Shore feed each other cake
79. Because she manages to find humour is absolutely everything
80. Because she was hilarious on Chelsea Lately
81. Because she has the cutest new dog ever
82. Because there's nothing she's not good at
83. Because her body is so hot that we all envy it
84. Because we couldn't imagine anyone else as our beloved Cuddy
85. Because she looked so sexy peaking up from under her bangs
86. Because she sashays
87. Because she looks great in red
88. Because she showers in sexy before work
89. Because her lines drip with verbal sex
90. Because her hotness is enough to melt the cameras
91. Because she can convey so much in one facial expression
92. Because she and Moby make such great friends
93. Because she supports such amazing causes
94. Because she totally rocks the geek chick look
95. Because we can't wait to see her GG outfit
96. Because we run out of words to describe her
97. Because her picture should be under perfect in the dictionary
98. Because she always looks amazing at awards shows
99. Because every time we get new pics we're very happy fangirls
100. Because she and Olivia make adorable BFF's
101. Because she shone with the cast at the PCA's
102. Because her Golden Globe interviews were hilarious
103. Because she sat next to Hugh again at the press tour
104. Because she looked like a sexy goddess in her Ausiello interview
105. Because she has the most adorable crush on Hugh
106. Because she looked super cute modelling the new t-shirt
107. Because Lisa is amazing as Mama!Cuddy
108. Because she was the belle of the SAG Awards
109. Because she makes the most adorable presenter
110. Because she is adorable when she goofs around with Hugh
111. Because her photobooth pics made us squee with joy
112. Because her beauty is like a drug to us
113. Because she is finally being recognised for her brilliance
114. Because we all want her amazing outfits
115. Because no matter how much of her we get we always want more
116. Because we're addicted to her like House to Vicodin
117. Because Lisa picspams are one of our favourite activities
118. Because her acting this season is better than ever
119. Because finding new quotes about her makes us happy
120. Because she and JSJ are still friends after all these years
121. Because seeing her referred to as a lead is amazing
122. Because the pics of her in the French magazine make us drool
123. Because she is the perfect package
124. Because she totally works the Little Black Dress look
125. Because we adore her sexy new hair
126. Because no one can resist her amazing charms
127. Because a dose of Lisa can cheer anyone up
128. Because angels have nothing on this woman
129. Because there is nothing we don't love about her
130. Because she looks amazing no matter what
131. Because her voice is outstandingly gorgeous
132. Because we love her wacky sense of humour
133. Because she is incredibly creative
134. Because even with the glasses, we still would
135. Because she makes Cuddy the hottest doctor on TV
136. Because her FHM shoot is the sexiest thing we've ever seen
137. Because the French magazines love her
138. Because she deserves all the attention in the world
139. Because we love her love of travelling
140. Because she's just getting more beautiful with age
141. Because her favourite eps are always ours too
142. Because we love hearing her childhood stories
143. Because she's the most awesome DJ we've ever heard
144/ Because she always has time to pose for pictures
145. Because her laugh is like music to our ears
146. Because even Gordon Ramsay can't take his eyes off her
147. Because she gives her pets the coolest names ever
148. Because there is no limit to how beautiful she can be
149. Because she has the best friends ever
150. Because she looks utterly smoking hot no matter what
151. Because we'd love to party with her
152. Because even the writers totally love her
153. Because she goes to the coolest places on vacation
154. Because she makes any outfit look beyond amazing
155. Because she's so beautiful it makes us weep...in a good way
156. Because being on a Lisa high is so much fun
157. Because she's the heat and soul of every event she attends
158. Because she does thumb wars with fans
159. Because being in Italy suits her
160. Because we'd love to go shopping with her
161. Because she had a crowd of adoring fans
162. Because we love how earth friendly she is
163. Because she's an Emmy winner in our hearts
164. Because she gives the best and most inspiring quotes ever
165. Because finding new Lisa stuff is always a pleasant surprise
166. Because she's more Cuddy than Cuddy herself
167. Because she says the most random things
168. Because she just keeps getting more beautiful
169. Because rewatching her interviews is a great mood booster
170. Because we could just listen to her talk forever
171. Because her promo pic was SO worth the wait
172. Because we love the adorable things that Hugh has to say about her
173. Because she makes being sexy look so effortless
174. Because even more photobooth cuteness makes us happy
175. Because looking in to her eyes makes us feel at peace
176. Because Hugh thinks she's "impossibly glamorous" and we agree
177. Because her Ausiello Emmy interview is the highlight of his year
178. Because we love how cheeky and flirty she is in every interview
179. Because her set tours just keep getting better
180. Because she's awesome on Loveline and gives the best advice
181. Because we love that she wears a bracelet with her name on it
182. Because her love for animals is one of our favourite things about her
183. Because HQ pics of our beauty mean lots of thread picspams
184. Because we find even the smallest things about her cute
185. Because she says hi to us through Twitter pictures
186. Because she is happy just the way she is and that inspires us
Dr.Cuddy: Good morning, Dr. House.
Dr.House: Good morning, Dr. Cuddy! Love that outfit. Says, I’m professional, but I’m still a woman. Actually, it sorta yells the second part.
Dr.Cuddy: Yeah, and your big cane is real subtle too.
(1.06)
Dr.Cuddy: Need you. Now.
Dr.House: [in a deep voice] Yes, Mistress.
(2.23)
Dr.House: Bad news... estrogen is too high.
Dr.Cuddy: No matter how many people you tell otherwise, I am, and always have been, a woman.
(2.22)
Dr.House: Sorry. You're in the wrong room. My name on the door, my team, my decisions.
Dr.Cuddy: My building, my floor, my people!
(3.24)
Dr.House: After that look, I'm feeling a little frisky. Looks like you're up.
Dr.Cuddy: I'm ovulating. Let's go.
(3.04)
Dr.House: I know how to kill a man with my thumb.
Dr.Cuddy: Who doesn't ?
(4.06)
Dr.Cuddy: It goes better in a large muscle. Drop your pants.
Dr.House: You know, I usually pay tens of dollars to hear that.
(5.04)
Dr.House: Where are you meeting her?
Dr.Cuddy: In a little place called "Follow me and your urologist will be buying himself a new yacht."
(5.06)
Dr.Cuddy: Why do you have to negate everything?
Dr.House: I don't know.
(5.06)
Dr.Cuddy: The benefit of being boss is that I don't have to argue.
(5.07)
Dr.House: You're not stopping me for medical reasons. You're stopping me… because you have the hots for me.
Dr.Cuddy: You're still here because you have the hots for me.
(5.10)
Dr.Cuddy: Hey. Yeah, I just had to explain to him that I had his balls and he's not getting them back.
(Cuddy pats House on his arm) 'scuse me.
(5.10)
Dr.Cuddy: You faked a scientific miracle just to win a bet with Wilson?
Dr.House: Mmm, more an argument. I realize it would have been simpler to just fake the paternity test, but hey--Christmas spirit and all that.
Dr.Cuddy: I think you're confusing nice and evil again.
(5.11)
Dr.Cuddy: Take the garbage out on your way out.
Dr.House: If you want a man to take your crap, you have to marry him first.
Dr.Cuddy: Or employ him.
(5.12)
Dr. Wilson: Why do women always do that?
Dr.Cuddy: Fail?
Dr. Wilson: Create ridiculous standards that no human could meet, with your careers, with your kids. You got to be more like us men.
Dr.Cuddy: Be lazy? Blame others?
(5.12)
Dr.House: That's my old boss. And by "old," I don't mean "former."
Dr.Cuddy: Insulting me is not going to make me go away!
(5.13)
Dr.House: Why do you think the elevators would be out to get me?
Dr.Cuddy: I don't know. Maybe they wanted to take time off to spend with their little dumbwaiter. But then they had to leave it at home with an elevator sitter because you drove the replacement elevator to quitting because you're incapable of listening to anybody but me. That's just a theory.
(5.14)
Dr. Wilson: He's in a good mood.
Dr.Cuddy: Sex with me would explain that. But it doesn't explain why I'm not curled up in a ball weeping in shame. I did not have sex with House.
(5.16)
Patient's mum: He won't let us in the room.
Dr.Cuddy: He's a teenager. You're his mother. This is not the time to start listening to him.
(5.16)
Dr.House: Did you let me hire a pervert?
Dr.Cuddy: Well, it would be hypocritical of me not to.
(5.20)
Dr.House: Go suckle that bastard child that makes you feel good about yourself.
Dr.Cuddy: Screw you...
(5.23)
Dr.Cuddy: You want to kiss me, don't you?
Dr.House: I always want to kiss you.
(5.23)
Dr.Cuddy: This is beyond ass-hood! You have the luxury of not caring about your image, I do not! I can permit a lot of crap, but an employee shouting about his sexual exploits with me, no! That is zero tolerance! So congratulations House, I am angry.
Dr.House: I was wondering if we should move in together.
Dr.Cuddy: [laughs] You're fired.
(5.24)
Dr. Wilson: I broke my toilet this morning.
Dr. Cuddy: ... I'll get my tools?
(6.03)
Dr. House: [entering] Sorry I’m late.
Dr. Cuddy: Yesterday you said you weren't ready.
Dr. House: Yesterday I wasn't. Today I am.
Dr. Cuddy: And tomorrow? Is it possible for me to get a five-day forecast?
(6.06)
Dr. Cuddy: Tell me what you came here for, House.
Dr. House: I've got a legitimate medical reason.
Dr. Cuddy: You must be so proud.
Dr. House: [Sees Cuddy's cleavage in a low-cut top] I've forgotten it.
Dr. House: I guess it's no big deal since I was only using it as an excuse to come check out Patty and Selma.
Dr. Cuddy: I feel bad. I haven't named your testicles.
(6.07)
Dr. Foreman: I want a raise.
Dr. Cuddy: And I will be happy to talk about that at your next review... in August.(...)
Dr. Foreman: It's not fair for me to make less than the people I supervise.
Dr. Cuddy: Salary isn't about fairness. It's about what you can leverage in negotiation. Which isn't much without a competing offer on the table. And we both know you don't have one.
(6.11)
Dr. Cuddy: Well, someone does something stupid and insensitive I always figure it was House. Good to know it's catching.
(6.11)
Dr. Cuddy: Get out of my chair. And the answer is no!
(6.14)
Cuddy: Hi. I'm Dr. Lisa Cuddy.
Westbrook: (they shake hands) Ronald Westbrook. I appreciate your taking the time to meet with me.
Cuddy: Hard to avoid since you're already in my office.
(6.14)
Dr. Cuddy: We earn this money. If we have to take your house to get it, we will.
(6.14)
Dr. Cuddy: What are you clinging to, House? You're gonna risk her life just to save her leg? Really worked out well for you, didn't it? What do you have in your life, honestly? Tell me. I'm moving on. Wilson is moving on. And you... you've got nothing, House. Nothing.
(6.22)
Dr. Cuddy: I'm stuck, House. I keep wanting to move forward. I keep wanting to move on, and I can't. I mean, my new house, with my new fiance, and all I can think about is you. I just need to know if you and I can work.
Dr. House: You think I can fix myself?
Dr. Cuddy: I don't know.
Dr. House: 'Cause I'm the most screwed-up person in the world.
Dr. Cuddy: I know. I love you. I wish I didn't. But I can't help it.
(6.22)
And thanks to Bec for the lovely title. 
and for using my title 
And if you want another odd connection, her dad was Kal Penn's paediatrician when Kal was a kid, they both lived in the same area of New Jersey. 
Ooooh and remember that Lisa worked with Peter Jacobson in a movie!
