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Old 07-27-2009, 03:25 PM
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Misheard Lyrics #1

I coldnt see this in the thread guide and I know I occassionally mishear a lyric or have heard someone else sing the wrong words to a song and thought it'd be pretty funny.



A girl I used to work with thought the lyrics to REM's "The sidewinder sleeps tonight" included Calling from Jamaica man. as opposed to Call me when you try to wake her up".
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Old 07-27-2009, 05:26 PM
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Cool thread idea! Misheard lyrics can be really funny!

I'm adding it to the board guide.
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Old 07-27-2009, 07:30 PM
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Real lyrics: These wretched fool's affair
misheard lyrics: These wet shrimp fools have hair

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Old 07-27-2009, 07:35 PM
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Has anyone ever seen those books of misheard lyrics by Gavin Edwards? He had collected a ton of them over the years and compiled them into 'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy, When a Man Loves a Walnut, and a few other books. Most of the misheard lyrics were hilarious as phrases on their own, but never made much sense to me as actual misheard lyrics -- listening to the song, the lyrics that I heard sounded nothing like the "misheard" version of the lyrics; as funny as "Hold me closer, Tony Danza" is in Elton John's "Tiny Dancer," I always just hear the actual lyrics of "Hold me close now, tiny dancer."

A few of the ones he cites really do sound like the misheard versions, though. For example, in the Steve Miller Band song "Jungle Love," the actual chorus says "Jungle love/It's driving me mad/It's making me crazy"...but I defy you not to hear it now as "Chug-a-lug/You strawberry man/You're making me crazy." Hee.

I've done some mishearing of lyrics on my own, but at the moment I'm totally blanking on what those lyrics have been, heh. When I remember any of the funnier ones, I'll post.
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Old 07-29-2009, 02:45 PM
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The last song that had me singing the wrong words was Miley Cyris - It's the climb, I seemed to hear it as Mystified instead of it's the climb.
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Old 07-30-2009, 07:33 AM
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Great thread idea, Karen.

Will think about my misheard songs (now only brazilian ones come to my mind) to post some later
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Old 07-30-2009, 01:08 PM
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Justin Timerblake's Summer Love

Real Lyrics: This just can't be summer love.
Misheard Lyrics: Bitch just give me some love.
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Old 07-30-2009, 06:44 PM
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Misheard Lyrics: Bitch just give me some love.
Oh my gosh, that is HILARIOUS.
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Old 07-31-2009, 06:35 PM
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Real Lyrics (in Russian): Zaichiki na stene,
Misheard lyrics: Fried chicken's nice, yeah yeah...
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Old 07-31-2009, 10:19 PM
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Oh my gosh, that is HILARIOUS.
I was wondering why my friends even liked the song! I thought it was so rude
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Old 08-11-2009, 05:56 PM
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I heard one of my friends singing this and I had the most horrible laugh attack, and after I told him he told me that he had seriously never knew that he was singing it wrong. Man I should have put that in a "Remember when..."

Aerosmith's Dude Looks Like a Lady

Real Lyrics: Dude Looks Like a Lady
Misheard Lyrics: Do Me Like a Lady
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:40 PM
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My friend had me lauging at this one:

Coldplay's Viva La Vida

Real lyric - Roman Cavalry choir's singing
Misheard lyric - Roman Catholic choirs singing.
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My friend goes "Are you listening to Put some sugar on that?

The Katy Perry song "Black and Gold" sounds so much more like "Like a Ghost" to me. And the lyrics totally make more sense that way too!
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^ Put some sugar on that.

For the longest time I thought in You Oughta Know, the lyric:
It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me

Was crossed eyed bear that you gave to me.
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Great thread idea!

If you enjoy Joe Cocker's A Little Help From My Friends (The Wonder Years Theme Song), you'll enjoy this!



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