Favorite Brad Pitt Quotes
 

What is everyone's favorite Brad quotes or movie character quotes? I love the one in my sig and a few others

"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed. "

"I'd like to design something like a city or a museum. I want to do something hands on rather than just play golf which is the sport of the religious right."

I know there are some good ones between him and George Clooney. I need to find them though.

I'm one of those people you hate because of genetics. It's the truth.

:D

On love: "Listen, this L word, it's so abused and bastardized, you've got to have a fair understanding of yourself before you can experience any of that..."

On the press: "I´d settle for the truth. Not too much to ask for, is it? But truth doesn't always sell... I´m starting to censor myself... A story about somebody's misery is more entertaining than a story about someone´s happiness."

:lol: I love that one.

Guy Ritchie on Brad Pitt in Snatch (This is my favorite of all time!):
"I liked the idea of taking Brad Pitt, a $20 million movie star and a ****ing good-looking bastard to boot, and making him as incomprehensible and as ugly as we possibly could."

Also this one:
"Brad Pitt's rather hard to swallow in one bite because he's a very talented actor and good-looking, so men don't like him for reasons which I understand. However, once he's a funny bastard, men somehow forgive him for being good-looking. If we mess him up as much as we can, they appreciate the fact he's not trying too hard to look fantastic."

My favourite is his one where he says he's hung like a hamster. Gets me every time! :roftl:

So modest.

*dies*

Hung like a hamster? That is too funny.

LOL...that's raunchy too. :lol:

Some of the quotes I like:

"Next to that kid, we all look like onions."
Dustin Hoffman

"We find photographers in the bushes. They've just got to get that picture of us picking our noses and scratching our sweaty cracks."
-Brad on paparazzi chasing Jennifer Aniston and him

"Believe me, I'd rather get paid... They can't make coffee to save their lives, but the tea's alright."
-Brad on filming Snatch in London.

So I'm guessing that he wouldn't like the british coffee I'd make him :lol:

"I'm gonna design my own fleet of trailers. No! I'm gonna record an album like Jennifer Lopez. It'll be an acoustic version of K.C. and the Sunshine Band. Then maybe I'll design a line of clothes like Puff Daddy but all in synthetic fur".

There is one i like that hasn't been mentioned yet. everyone's got some good ones. Brad gives good quotes doesn't he? :D

I love that quote, I've never seen it before :look: but I agree he says great things, he's very quotable :D

Love the quote from Dustin Hoffman :lol:

Some Fight Club quotes, cause I think all his lines in that movie are awesome :D

Tyler Durden:"Its only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything"

Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f****ng khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

Tyler Durden"We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

Tyler Durden: Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. It's not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go! LET GO! ;)

The Dustin quote is one of my favourites :lol: Oh I love all the Tyler quotes but my favourite probably is

Tyler Durden: Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. It's not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go! LET GO!

I just loved the way he said it, it was just perfect deliverance from Brad ;)