Arrested Development - David Cross/Tobias Funke #6: "I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!"

**fly me to the moon** · 10-06-2012, 08:47 AM

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" The world's first analrapist. "

Quotes:

Tobias: Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

Tobias: Oh, give me the suit. Give me the suit.
George Michael: I'm actually wearing it right now, but I can't tell you why.
Tobias: You're wearing it right now?
George Michael: I have to wear it all the time. You ... you'd never understand.
Tobias: Oh, please, I'll never un ...? I'll never understand? That you can never be nude? I understand more than you'll ... never know.

Tobias: And you tell me you've got some P.E. teacher directing? That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir. Give me a chance to tell the Bard's tale, and I give you my word on humble knee, whence you shall not say it wasn't e'er to be.
Teacher: Jerry, you cool with this?
Jerry: Sure, let the little fruit do it.
Tobias: Huzzah!!

Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
Michael: Really? When did that start?
Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.

Narrator: Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words to see what Michael was referring to.
Tobias: (on tape) Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias: Nothing wrong with that.
Tobias: (on tape) Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can.
Tobias: It's out of context.
Tobias: (on tape) I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak.
Narrator: And he realizes there is something distinct about the way he speaks.
Tobias: Tobias, you blowhard!

Lindsay: What happened to you?
Tobias: (with a bandage wrap on his head) What? Oh, oh! My ears. The doctor said I can't go to sleep for five hours, or I might die or something. (to George Michael) Oh! I got blown! So, I can't sleep!

Future title suggestions:

"Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk!"
"C'mon don't leave your uncle T-bag hanging!"
"Banger in the mouth?"
"I just blue myself."
"I can already taste those meaty leading man parts."
"There are dozens of us...dozens!!!"
"I guess you could say I'm buy-curious."

Sweet Embrace · 10-07-2012, 10:22 AM

Great title!

**fly me to the moon** · 10-07-2012, 10:46 AM

Yeah, it was even it was funny when he said that..

ride the lightning · 10-07-2012, 03:50 PM

TFTNT Steph

**fly me to the moon** · 10-08-2012, 07:48 AM

You're welcome..

I seriously can't wait to see what else he can come up w/ crazier ideas..

Sweet Embrace · 10-08-2012, 01:39 PM

I love Tobias

**fly me to the moon** · 10-08-2012, 04:55 PM

Same here..

Did you heard that he just married?? Whoa.. I didn't know that.. So congrats to him and wish them the best..

Sheebs · 10-08-2012, 08:42 PM

I heard that! Congrats to the happy couple

ride the lightning · 10-09-2012, 03:39 AM

http://www.inquisitr.com/356164/ambe...s-get-married/

Awesome news.

**fly me to the moon** · 10-09-2012, 03:22 PM

They looked so great as couple and I didn't know that they was dating..

ride the lightning · 10-10-2012, 03:40 AM

Me either, I'm glad he's happy

**fly me to the moon** · 10-11-2012, 08:03 AM

Same here plus at least I bet that they would be cracking up at him since it seems that he prob like to joking around..

ride the lightning · 10-13-2012, 03:49 AM

When he calls himself a blowhard

**fly me to the moon** · 10-13-2012, 10:52 AM

I can't believe when he said that..

Sweet Embrace · 10-13-2012, 04:03 PM

Congrats to the happy couple. I remember they were dating for a long while.


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