Fan Forum - Johnny & Vanessa #2 Because they are the best parents.

I just wanted to post this interview vanessa did about Johnny but didn't know were to post it so i started a new thread.

TA: "Vanessa, are you still in love with Johnny Depp?"
VP: "Yes"

TA: "You're still not married?"
VP: "No"

TA: "Don't you think he's a little less handsome at the moment?
VP (laughing): "Are you kidding me?"
TA: "Really?" "I don't know… He seems to have put on weight, hasn't he?"
VP: "No, no"

LB: "Is that true he has a verruca or not?"
VP: Pff

TA: "Isn't it a shame being apart all the time, seriously?"
VP: "But we're not precisely apart all the time!"

TA: "Isn't he neglecting you at the moment?
VP: "No"
TA: "When did he tell you "I love you" for the last time?
VP: "Not long ago"
TA: "the last gift he gave you was…?"
LB: "a suitcase!?"(LB is supposed to be a comic actor but he's not very funny actually! ;-))

VP: "a suitcase… (laughing) Well, I don't know…Yes I do: I got beautiful roses for Mother's Day!
TA: Oh…he's really thoughtful on top of that!"
VP: well…
TA interrupting: It's great
VP: "He is…He's the man…pfff! There are no words!"
TA: "And when he gives you flowers, doesn't he ask his secretary to do it? Does he really go to the shop himself?!"
VP: "Yes!"
TA: "Ah that's good! He never forgets your birthday?"
VP: "No"
TA" And your anniversary either?"
VP: "No but you know, if the interview is to know if he's perfect, I can tell you right away: he is!"
TA: "Yeah…You sometimes have a row, haven't you?
VP: "Yes of course! That's why he's perfect!
TA: "Ah!"

LB: "Does he forget to put up the lavatory bowl or not?"
VP: "No!"
LB: "Never?"
VP: "No!"
LB: "He's really a great guy!"

TA: "No, seriously, what irritates you about him? So that we don't do it!
VP: "Well, he has faults but I do like them!"
TA: "Oh yeah, OK!"

TA: "Yeah, yeah, OK! So you love him, all right!"
VP: "Well of course I do!"
TA: "He's not tidy? He lets his socks lying about, does he?"
VP: "Well, yes, but… Ah, I wouldn't like him to tidy his stuff anyway!
TA: "Ah! Really?"
VP: "But…"
TA: "Yeah, OK, so we can see you are mad about him, aren't you?
VP: "No, yeah. Let's say he has quite a fiery temperament and that isn't always easy, but I like that anyway!"

LB(on the phone): "Who is it? Hello? Vincent Rottiers? ( VP: Really?) Hi! This is Laurent Baffie, are you in Paris now?
TA: "Maybe he could come over, couldn't he?

LB: "Yeah…Hello Vincent: shift your arse, we're on the air! Well…Are you in Paris?
VP: "Really??!!"
LB: "Can you please come over to La-Plaine-Saint-Denis (TV recording studios)?
TA: "Vanessa is asking you to come…"
LB: "Now! Vanessa Paradis talked about you: she said you were great and I put her on so shift your arse, we are waiting for you! Yeaah, me too, I'm kissing you! Hold on I'll put Vanessa on…

VP: " You are crazy….Hello? No, really, it's you? Well…It's….Yeah I know, but it's not my fault! I just wanted to say something nice about you and well…Hello? No but it's really…"
LB: " Ask him to come!"
VP: "What?"
LB: "Tell him to come!
VP: "No, they want you to come! No, don't come! I mean you have time to get…"
TA: "Yes! He's going to do the pre-promo!
VP: "No, no! You have time!"
TA: "He's going to do "Mon ange" pre-promo!
VP: to Vincent : "Yes yes but there are a lot of people! To the presenter: "No but he has better things to do, he's at Music Day ! To Vincent: "Yes, you're right!" To the others: "He's young: he's only 18!"

LB: "We're going to put a disc at the end; Diane Tell is coming (a French singer)

TA: to Vanessa: "Aren't you a bit in love with him?"
VP: "Oh no, but I have tenderness for him! I adore him! He's a great guy and a great actor!"

TA: " It's Saturday and Music Day is over anyway! So he has to come here!

VP: to Vincent: "Yeah, do you know Ardisson's TV show?"

TA: "Hello? Yeah, you know Vanessa adores you! If I were Johnny Depp, I'd be jealous!...She really loves you! She said you're 18, you're really cute! She said (singing):" He had just turned 18…"(a French song…) Yeah, yeah, she sang, well…
To Vanessa: "He said that was a great adventure with you"

LB: "Well he can come 2 minutes, Thierry…"

TA: "OK, She's going to tell us! Well, see you, we are waiting for you, OK? Bye!"
He's putting the telephone down: "I think he's going to come because he wants to adjust things!

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