Quotes You'd NEVER hear on OTH
 

DISCLAIMER:: This was the name of a thread on the Everwood board and I thought it would be great for One Tree Hill!! This thread is meant for FUN !! Any comments made about the characters should be made in good humor, NOT with any malicious intent!!

Nathan/Lucas to Dan: "You're the best dad ever!"

Tim to Nathan: "I'm gay! Divorce Haley and I'll give you all the Tim-Time you want!"

Lucas: "I'm a self-absorbed manwhore!"

Haley: "Does this top make my breasts look big?"

Brooke: "I think I'll wear something conservative today."

Peyton: "I love my life!"

Great idea Barb! I love all of them! LOL!

Dan: I have realized the error of my ways, and am attempting to make ammends.

Nathan: Screw Basketball! I'm going to Volleyball Camp!!!

Haley: Nathan... I'm sorry to tell you this, but I'm leaving you for.... Tim.

Tim: Nathan... I'd like to psychoanalyze you for a psychology project on the workings of the human brain... For the most part we're focusing on motor skills, and things that happen in the cranium...

Peyton: I'm a little teapot, short and stout...

Lucas: Brooke...I want a threesome with you, me and Peyton.

Felix: Brooke, I want a threesome with you, me and Lucas.

Brooke: Lucas... I was never in love with you... I was just covering up my intense passion for Mouth all along.

Jake: I want my Nikki back!!!

WAHOO!! Glad this is catching on!!!!!! Go me I did good for once hah! Can someone make a banner saying:: "The Things They'll Never Say"??

Peyton: Brooke, you and Lucas belong together.
Peyton: I'm a fake blonde.

Lucas: I need glasses...

Nathan to Haley: I'm gay.

Lucas: I've always dreamed of being in the ballet! Sports are great for building that kind of balance and agility!

Deb to Karen: Why didn't you tell me Dan was so SMALL?
Deb to Karen: If you think Dan was good, wait until you're with Keith!

Brooke: I'm a lesbian, and I'm in love with you, Peyton.

Peyton: I'm a lesbian, and I'm in love with you, Brooke.

Tim: I've given up on girls, and decided to burn all of my porn

Lucas: No, no guys...my names Laura, now. See?!

*Drink if you ever had sex with Mouth*

Peyton, Haley, Brooke and Tim drink.

Nathan: Daddy I love you! HOLD ME!

Haley: Know who started that fire in the library? ME!!!

Peyton: Oh, those? Yeah those drawings arn't mine. Just pretend they are!

Brooke: No Lucas I do not want to have sex with you!

Whitey: I love you team! Group hug, just 'cause I love ya!

:lmao: Good stuff guys. I suck at them but keep them comming :D

EVERYONE to Lucas: Don't you have any other sweatshirts?!?!

Nathan to Lucas: You're the best basketball player EVER!

Haley to Nathan: I wonder what Lucas is like in bed...

Karen to Deb: Your coffee sucks!

Keith to Deb: Pilates really DO make you limber!

Dan to Haley: Call me Dad! --I think I'd die if he ever said this! :lmao:

Lucas: Hello, my name is Lucas and I'm a nymphomaniac!
Group: Hi, Lucas!

Brooke: I'm joining a convent!

Tim to his dad: I never knew my stepmom was so hot! Those pornos were great! Can I play the lead with her next time?

Dan to the doctor from DKOL: You look familiar...
Doctor: That's funny, so do you. Did you ever live in Beverly Hills?

Lucas: Hey Deb, I've made out with every girl in Tree Hill, wanna be the next?


Tim: Nate, I think I wanna head back to the Peppermint Zebra for seconds.


Dan: Geez Deb, those boobs could poke an eye out.


Peyton: Whitey, let's have a threesome, you, me and Brooke. We'd have hot sex!


Haley: You know Nate, I never saw it before but your dad's a hottie.

Brooke: I´m dating Mouth.

Haley to Nathan: Do you mind if I have some Tim Time. You can join us if you want.

Deb to Haley: Welcome in the Scott family.

Lucas: I feel guilty about Peyton and Brooke.

Tim to Lucas: Wanna be my new best friend?

Jake to Nikki: You can have Jenny.

They are lame I know.
but :lol: at all the other quotes esp this one:

^^ NONE OF THEM ARE LAME, ESP YOURS!!! I LIKED IT!!!!!!!! I'm loving them ALL!! :) I hope you guys are liking this thread hah!! Ohhh! I've been inspired!!

Whitey to Peyton: Not all men are evil, sweet cheeks.

Dan to Whitey: You've always been like a father to me.

Dan to Karen: Is it too late to pay child support?

Keith to Dan: Thanks for the leftovers!

Lucas to Nathan: Cute skirt. Mind if I try it on?
Nathan: Only if I get to try on your bra.
Lucas: I don't think its your size...
Nathan to Haley: Hales, can I borrow your bra?

Brooke to Haley: Can you tutor me? --then again....you never know LOL--

Whitey to Karen: I can rock your world!

Dan to Peyton: My beach house is empty. Wanna shower with a real man?

Haley to Nathan: I want a nipple ring just like yours! --*cringes* Okay...sympathy pain for that one!!!!!!!--

Jake to Peyton: That boat ride to Savannah made me realize a lot, Peyt. I never realized how special your dad really is until now. I'd like your consent for us to be together so we can raise Jenny.

Peyton: Lets go to a Hanson concert!

Haley: Britney Spears is my role model!

Brooke: I'm taking a vow of celibacy!

I've got a few I guess. :)


Lucas: Broody squints are so five minutes ago.

Peyton: Oh my gosh, my favorite band, like, ever, is the A-Teens!

Brooke: Who likes getting laid anymore? I'm all about the abstinance.

Nathan: I really don't feel like talking about Haley right now.

Haley: I really don't feel like talking about Nathan right now.

Dan: At least Nathan and Haley had the sense to get married first...all I did was knock girls up.

Tim: I wanna join the Mathletes.

Lucas: "Im going to stop saying I will change and actually change into a better person"

Peyton: "I forgive you Lucas and I love you"

I luv all of them :love: soooo good!!!

Love these :lmao:

KEEP 'EM COMIN' GUYS!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!!!!!

ANYONE to Peyton: You're the best driver!

Lucas to Haley: Lets talk about you for once!

Haley to Lucas: Lets trade stories about our sex lives!

Deb to Haley: I remember when my breasts were that perky...Oh wait, they still are!
Haley: At least mine are real!

Peyton to Haley: Brooke's sleeping over, you should, too! My bed's big enough for the three of us!

All the girls to Tim: Lets have an orgy!

Deb to Tim: Hey, Timmy. I'd like to take you up on your offer...

Dan to Deb: You're the most faithful wife in the world!

Deb to a priest: Forgive me father, for I have sinned...

Nathan to Haley: I miss your crocheted poncho, and those hats you used to wear!

Haley: Here's a new pair of shoes to replace the one I threw up on, Mr. Scott.
Dan: Oh, that's okay! I didn't like those things anyway!

Dan to Nathan: You're so much better at everything than I ever was!

Royal to Dan: You're the best son a father could ask for! How about a game of golf?

Rozfan :rotfl:

ANYONE to Peyton: You're the best driver!
You are so funny. This thread certainly brightened up my evening. :lol: