Leo adlibbed!

"Over on the bed, the uh..couch."

Duh. A bed is so much different than a couch.

Old Rose is all turned on.

And she wasn't even the one naked! How cute.

Murdoch!

I love Murdoch.

Ah, yes. Car!Sex! They're all sweaty.

I still want to know who's handprint that is on the window.

Poor doomed searchers.

"Gotcha."

Yeah, try harder next time.

"Iceburg. Right ahead!"

If they weren't so horny, and weren't paying attention to Jack and Rose, they'd have seen it sooner. It's their fault the ship died.

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Poor Jack. He's got about an hour to live, and he doesn't even know it.

"ICEBURG, RIGHT AHEAD!"

"Thank you!"

I've come to the conclusion that it was Rose's fault Jack died. If she hadn't suggested her brilliant idea of telling her mother and Cal, than he might have been able to catch a lifeboat a lot quicker. But, I guess there's no drama in that, now is there?

They could have taken turns on the door.

Exactly. If she loved him so much, why not give him a minute or two on the door? It would have made so much more sense than just letting him die.

Jack kinda bugs me though, and Rose kicks ass.

Awwwwwww, El Capitan.

Something was off in Leo's acting. But, it was definitely awesome that Rose jumped off the lifeboat and back on the ship just for him.

I like Jack's suspenders, though. They're nice.

"I'd rather be his whore, than your wife."

Ah, love.

Aww. Poor Captain. He dies.