Fan Forum - Enunciation Nazis #40: The E-Nazis are back, bitch!

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Welcome all to the 40th E-Nazi Thread!

The Official Anna Stern Hatelisting

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This is not a Samaire Armstrong bashing thread. It's a thread against a fictional character. (and the make-up and wardrobe departments of The O.C.)

WARNING: Explicit Anna Hate Ahead. If you are offended by such hate, we recommend you don't read any further. However if you can appreciate our humor (even if you like Anna) then read on my friend!

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1. Because she smells like wood chips.
2. Because she has poor enunciation.
3. Because she couldn't get Seth's sweater-vest off.
4. Because she's a ****.bag.ho.
5. Because Seth called her a lesbian.
6. Because she wears that fugly pink hat.
7. Because she tries to act crazy-sexy-cool and fails.
8. Because Caleb Nichol likes her.
9. Because Seth stopped making out with her to watch T.V.
10. Because we're going to get Annathrax.
11. Because she's just a plot device.
12. Because she can't wear eye liner correctly.
13. Because she thinks she's better than Summer.
14. Because she can't take a hint (Seth moving away from her when she tried to kiss him).
15. Because all she does is try and kiss Seth.
16. Because, has she ever said anything interesting?
17. Because she can't speak in eubonics [the 'what up holmes' scene].
18. Because real friends let friends talk about what's important to them.
19. Because she's a stalker.
20. Because sadly, we'd prefer Carson Daly.
21. Because watching her on the screen is like brain rape.
22. Because it's unnatural for heads to move that way.
23. Because who needs enemies when you've got friends like her.
24. Because she wears t-shirts under her negligee
25. Because she's dating a guy who lost his balls
26. Because she stole Hailey's shirt (it's the same shirt, lol)
27. Because her bad fashion sense is contagious
28. Because she's ruining Seth Cohen
29. Because Seth pretends to be a 70 year old man with her
30. Because the eye-rolling has got to stop
31. Because she doesn't like nature (the golf course scene)
32. Because listening to her talk about Egg McMuffins is boring
33. Because she's Seth's long-lost sister
34. Because there's a difference between being confident and being conceited.
35. Because Boy George called, he wants his make-up back!
36. Because Barbie called, and she wants her clothes back!
37. Because her make-up gun is always set on 'whore'.
38. Because flashcards have never really worked for her
39. Because she wore that hideous leopard-print plastic parka to Thanksgiving dinner
40. Because she stole what should've been Summer's New Year's Eve kiss
41. Because she's condescending to Summer
42. Because she told Seth she would help him get Summer, but used it as a ploy to get closer to him
43. Because she asked Seth out for Friday knowing he had a date with Summer on Saturday
44. Because she mistakenly thinks a mutual appreciation for comic books equals chemistry (uh, it does NOT)
45. Because she owns a pair of turquoise tights...and wears them...in public.
46. Because she violated the Geneva Code of Dating *first*
47. Because she wears huge, dangly earings that are better suited to be Christmas tree ornaments
48. Because she couldn't possibly be any more pathetic
49. Because, seriously, what *is* up with that head bobbing thing?
50. Because she is, like, so in the way of serious S/S lovin'
51. Because she is 'like ew'.
53. Because she's a sneaky little wench.
54. Because TwoP sees Anna our way!
55. Because she's Rainbow Brite, except Rainbow Bwrong!
56. Because Joanna is the true goddess of wit, not Anna!
57. Because Anna got in a fight with a box of crayolas...and lost
58. Because Anna got in a fight with her closet and the closet kicked her ass!
59. Because the only time she and Seth actually have chemistry is when they're in science class!
60. Because her opposable thumbs do NOT give her an advantage.
61. Because Seth thinks she's a dog.
62. Because we're still looking forward to a S/S scene she WON'T ruin.
63. Because she made Seth give up his tuna melts. He loves tuna melts.
64. Because she made Seth give up his Summer. He loves Summer.
65. Raw yang. Need we say more?
66. Because Seth is bored after three weeks of dating.
67. Because we were bored after three seconds of ANNA, period.
68. Because her idea of "fun" is quietly mocking people but not-so-quietly mocking her is the true definition of fun
69. Because Anna's clothes make her look like she took a trip to the Jetson's house and got b!tch slapped by Judy
70. Because she's so insignificant that we (and ET) can't even remember her name
71. Because Seth doesn't even kiss her hello or goodbye, he just pats her on the head
72. Because she killed Megan.
73. Because she ruined our OC spirits.
74. Because she does nothing for the show except give us something to complain about
75. Because only she could have black feet.

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1. In Fair Verona (Sibby)
2. jewel21
3. _kwyjibo_ (Becca)
4. Biznitch (Mary)
5. HyperBitch (Megan)
6. that_70s_gurl101
7. Spud14 (Katie)
8. dEepeR thaN u kNoWw
9. ~*Echo*~
10. lleykian
11. AlwaysADreamer
12. Vixen babe
13. Jer][choGirl (Roxie)
14. -Mo-
15. crazy4TheCalling
16. MissCongeniality
17. charmingjen
18. Elusive One
19. CarlyCorinthos
20. Shawdie
21. BlushingAmbition
22. Stacey200
23. Sarah Boreanaz
24. Nessus
25. alli balli
26. AphroditeAres
27. *fallingforever*
28. Kayley
29. Cassiopia
30. TinySweetHeart
31. *Ledi*
32. pacifierrocks
33. *Shannon*
34. beautifulgarbage
35. hshapir2
36. Donna_Summer
37. PiPaS
38. -Chelle-
39. sammyitaly
40. Eidolon14
41. -diana-
42. Semmer (Heather)
43. Juli236
44. OC Spydar
45. dixieland_dreamer
46. Peter's Lost Girl
47. Sarah R
48. BeachBum12
49. JoozerLoozer (Angelica)
50. StellarStar
51. TakeMeAway
52. -.cathy.- (Cathy)
53. punkmusicc
54. PixiePunk
55. Sweet x Catastrophe
56. rachel s
57. EmmyMcBitchy (Emily)
58. Queen Bitch (Aly)
59. coleyoo (Nicole)
60. ayoitsqian
61. [captain oats] (Holden)
62. *R-Drey* (Audrey)
63. Cohen4Prez (Skye)
64. ~*LA.Angel*~ (Allie)
65. Natz
66. Kraizum
67. LarsHoneytoast
68. Toby (the dog whose ***** smells better than Anna not Megan)
69. A Buffy & Spike dreamer (Lily)
70. lilchicklit1
71. Pigling (Anna)
72. Bluebird of Happiness (Jacqui)
73. LivingInTheOCSucks
74. Semmer Fan
75. neko_chan
76. lightofshadows (Leanna)
77. cdgeiger (Chelsea)
78. ...SNAP... (Claire)
79. Javababe (Sam)
80. Mernie
81. MeganMila (Megan)
82. i~luv~adchel (Millie)
83. gilm0regirl01x (Megan)
84. RA4Evah (Thea)

If you want to be added to the list, just say so!

Pictures: (Be warned, scary images ahead. If you need someone to hold you, Roxie is the official holder and shoulder to cry on. Go to her.) -->The left one belongs to Katie though!

The Goodbye Boy:

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Bye Tinkerwhore, we won't miss you.

Don't claw your eyes out just yet:

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E-Nazi Poems
By: Megan (HyperBitch)
10 Things I Hate About Anna:
Her clothes
Her voice
Her head bob
Her effect on Seth
Her "come ons"
Her "wit"
Her "wisdom"
Her ability to be a huge hypocrite
The way she flosses at school
I hate the fact that her plane didn't crash and the fact that she was always around. But most of all I hate the way she didn't die a painful death. Not even a little bit. Not even at all.

By: Katie (Spud14)
We're known as E-Nazis
We hate Anna Stern
But we're justified
For this hate, she has earned.
She wears ugly clothes
And makeup galore.
In fact, her makeup gun is always set on 'Whore.'
She's corrupting Seth, the man we all love
She shouldn't go near cliffs, for we will shove.
She can't talk correctly, she wants to be Summer.
Is it any wonder we hate Anna?
She's The O.C.'s biggest blunder.
Whenever we see her our hearts fill with hate.
For watching her on the screen is similar to brain rape.
She violated the dating code
She wears make up to bed.
And for some odd reason
She can't stop bobbing her head.
She ruins cute nightgowns
And made us hate hats
She's worse then Carson Daly
We should feed her to rats.
She looks like a drug addict
(We kinda think she is)
Seth thinks she's a dog.
She's scaring the kids.
She can't take a hint
Even when Seth ran away
When he called her a lesbian
We all screamed "Hurray!"
She stole Haily's shirt
She's Seth's long lost sister.
When we say good bye to Anna Stern
You can bet we won't miss her.

Blame Anna lyrics to South Park's Blame Canada by Semmer
Sandy: Times have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to drink and curse!
Julie: Should we blame the government?
Jimmy: Or blame society?
Kirsten: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Caleb: No, blame Anna
Everyone: Blame Anna
Ryan: With her beady little eyes
And bobbing head so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Anna
Blame Anna
Summer: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Anna's fault!
Kirsten: Don't blame me
For my son Seth
He saw the darn clown
And now he's doing meth
Julie: And my daughter Kaitlin once
Had my picture on her shelf
But now when I see her she tells me to f**k myself!
Kaitlin: Well, blame Anna
Everyone: Blame Anna
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Anna came along
Everyone: Blame Anna
Blame Anna
Seth: She's not even a real girl anyway
Dawn: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, this is so
But then he knocked up Theresa so he had to go
Everyone: Should we blame the lack of condoms ?
Should we blame Eddie and Ryan?
Or Marissa with all her whinin' and cryin'?
Luke: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Anna
Blame Anna
Chester: With all her 'confidence' hubbabaloo
Holly: And that bitch Anna is a dyke too
Everyone: Blame Anna
Shame on Anna
The woodchip smell we must stop
The makeup we must smash
Her face and clothes
must all be bashed
We must blame her and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming........................................................................MARISSA!!!!!

E-Nazi Anthems:
"Just Like You" by 3 Days Grace
"Too Bad About Your Girl" by The Donnas
"Anna Got Run Over by a Reindeer" by Katie (Spud14)
Anna got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from corrupting Seth on New Year's Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But me and the E-Nazis, we believe!

(Me and the E-Nazis can be substituted with me and Seth and Summer)