Enunciation Nazis #11: 'Cause The Goodbye Girl? More like the Goodbye Boy!
 

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Welcome to the 11th Anti-Anna Thread!

This is not a Samaire Armstrong bashing thread. It's a thread against a fictional character. (and the make-up and wardrobe departments of The O.C.)

WARNING: Explicit Anna Hate Ahead. If you are offended by such hate, we recommend you don't read any further. However if you can appreciate our humor (even if you like Anna) then read on my friend!

Why We Hate Her
1. Because she smells like wood chips.
2. Because she has poor enunciation.
3. Because she couldn't get Seth's sweater-vest off.
4. Because she's a ****.bag.ho.
5. Because Seth called her a lesbian.
6. Because she wears that fugly pink hat.
7. Because she tries to act crazy-sexy-cool and fails.
8. Because Caleb Nichol likes her.
9. Because Seth stopped making out with her to watch T.V.
10. Because we're going to get Annathrax.
11. Because she's just a plot device.
12. Because she can't wear eye liner correctly.
13. Because she thinks she's better than Summer.
14. Because she can't take a hint (Seth moving away from her when she tried to kiss him).
15. Because all she does is try and kiss Seth.
16. Because, has she ever said anything interesting?
17. Because she can't speak in eubonics [the 'what up holmes' scene].
18. Because real friends let friends talk about what's important to them.
19. Because she's a stalker.
20. Because sadly, we'd prefer Carson Daly.
21. Because watching her on the screen is like brain rape.
22. Because it's unnatural for heads to move that way.
23. Because who needs enemies when you've got friends like her.
24. Because she wears t-shirts under her negligee
25. Because she's dating a guy who lost his balls
26. Because she stole Hailey's shirt (it's the same shirt, lol)
27. Because her bad fashion sense is contagious
28. Because she's ruining Seth Cohen
29. Because Seth pretends to be a 70 year old man with her
30. Because the eye-rolling has got to stop
31. Because she doesn't like nature (the golf course scene)
32. Because listening to her talk about Egg McMuffins is boring
33. Because she's Seth's long-lost sister
34. Because there's a difference between being confident and being conceited.
35. Because Boy George called, he wants his make-up back!
36. Because Barbie called, and she wants her clothes back!
37. Because her make-up gun is always set on 'whore'.
38. Because flashcards have never really worked for her
39. Because she wore that hideous leopard-print plastic parka to Thanksgiving dinner
40. Because she stole what should've been Summer's New Year's Eve kiss
41. Because she's condescending to Summer
42. Because she told Seth she would help him get Summer, but used it as a ploy to get closer to him
43. Because she asked Seth out for Friday knowing he had a date with Summer on Saturday
44. Because she mistakenly thinks a mutual appreciation for comic books equals chemistry (uh, it does NOT)
45. Because she owns a pair of turquoise tights...and wears them...in public.
46. Because she violated the Geneva Code of Dating *first*
47. Because she wears huge, dangly earings that are better suited to be Christmas tree ornaments
48. Because she couldn't possibly be any more pathetic
49. Because, seriously, what *is* up with that head bobbing thing?
50. Because she is, like, so in the way of serious S/S lovin'
51. Because she is 'like ew'.
53. Because she's a sneaky little wench.
54. Because TwoP sees Anna our way!
55. Because she's Rainbow Brite, except Rainbow Bwrong!
56. Because Joanna is the true goddess of wit, not Anna!
57. Because Anna got in a fight with a box of crayolas...and lost
58. Because Anna got in a fight with her closet and the closet kicked her ass!
59. Because the only time she and Seth actually have chemistry is when they're in science class!
60. Because her opposable thumbs do NOT give her an advantage.
61. Because Seth thinks she's a dog.
62. Because we're still looking forward to a S/S scene she WON'T ruin.
63. Because she made Seth give up his tuna melts. He loves tuna melts.
64. Because she made Seth give up his Summer. He loves Summer.
65. Raw yang. Need we say more?
66. Because Seth is bored after three weeks of dating.
67. Because we were bored after three seconds of ANNA, period.
68. Because her idea of "fun" is quietly mocking people but not-so-quietly mocking her is the true definition of fun
69. Because Anna's clothes make her look like she took a trip to the Jetson's house and got b!tch slapped by Judy
70. Because she's so insignificant that we (and ET) can't even remember her name
71. Because Seth doesn't even kiss her hello or goodbye, he just pats her on the head
72. Because she does nothing for the show except give us something to complain about

Pictures: (Be warned, scary images ahead. If you need someone to hold you, Roxie is the official holder and shoulder to cry on. Go to her.) -->The left one belongs to Katie though!

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Something to heal the pain:
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She's so cute [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]


Enunciation Nazis
1. In Fair Verona
2. jewel21
3. _kwyjibo_
4. DeppsDoll (Mary)
5. duadiddydiddy (Megan)
6. that_70s_gurl101
7. Spud14 (Katie)
8. dEepeR thaN u kNoWw
9. ~*Echo*~
10. lleykian
11. AlwaysADreamer
12. Vixen babe
13. Jer][choGirl (Roxie)
14. -Mo-
15. crazy4TheCalling
16. MissCongeniality
17. charmingjen
18. Elusive One
19. CarlyCorinthos
20. Shawdie
21. BlushingAmbition
22. Stacey200
23. Sarah Boreanaz
24. Nessus
25. alli balli
26. AphroditeAres
27. *fallingforever*
28. Kayley
29. Cassiopia
30. TinySweetHeart
31. *Ledi*
32. pacifierrocks
33. *Shannon*
34. beautifulgarbage
35. hshapir2
36. Donna_Summer
37. PiPaS
38. -Chelle-
39. sammyitaly
40. Eidolon14
41. -diana-
42. Semmer
43. Juli236
44. OC Spydar
45. dixieland_dreamer
46. Peter's Lost Girl
47. Sarah R
48. BeachBum12
49. joozerkid88
50. StellarStar
51. TakeMeAway
52. -.cathy.-
If you want to be added to the list, just say so!

E-Nazi Anthems:
"Just Like You" by 3 Days Grace
"Too Bad About Your Girl" by The Donnas
"Anna Got Run Over by a Reindeer" by Katie (Spud14)
Anna got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from corrupting Seth on New Year's Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But me and the E-Nazis, we believe!

(Me and the E-Nazis can be substituted with me and Seth and Summer )

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The Official Anna Stern Hatelisting

[ 03-01-2004: Message edited DeppsDoll ]

Hehe....lovin the title! Last week we will have to endure Anna....for now. Can everyone sing "Celebration"?

Thread 11!! And Anna is leaving soon....

Celebrate good times, come on....

Discussion Starter: What annoying thing about Anna, are you most excited about being gone?

Yah! The title is a scream! I love it--ALOT.
I wont have to see her nasty face all up in Seth's every again! Woohooo, party time!

Her condescending attitude and how she thinks she's so much better than everyone else.

Her supposed "wisdom." Any fool on the street could give the advice that she gives.

Oh and people's references to her "wittiness." Where is this wittiness they speak of?

I'm bringing the alcohol to the party when she leaves. I can't freakin WAIT. I'm looking forward to not having to see those hideous freakin outfits. No more head bobbing. Plus she will no longer be ruining scenes that Seth is in.

I can't wait for her to stop interrupting S/S moments. Espessialy when they waste cameratime on her slathered-on-makeuped face, instead of the good ones, who were happily macking away on top of a table.

Oh where do I begin! How about the way she bobs her head, or the way she talks. Or the ways she walks and looks and acts and thinks and moves and wips her face with a napkin and clings to Seth's arm and wears makeup to bed and violates Captain Oates and thinks she's smart because she knows Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species, and the way she stabs Summer in the back and and and!!!!! okay I got a little carried away...let's just say I will miss Anna as a whole.

We've talked about this party for so long. I can't believe we're actually going to get to have it.

I'm getting a little teary eyed.

Wednesday will be a bittersweet night. No more E-Nazi thread. [img]smilies/bawl.gif[/img] But also no more Anna [img]smilies/sigh.gif[/img]

I don't see why the hate can't continue after her departure. I mean the hate is just too strong to die down.

[ 03-01-2004: Message edited Semmer ]

Um how about her better-than-you-attitude and her excessive head bobbing and her slurring of words. She sounds like shes always drunk or high. I won't miss her clothes or make-up either.

By the way the title is awesome! It's hilarious!

Then Ill bring the cookies! [img]smilies/love.gif[/img] lol