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Welcome to the 13th Anti-Anna Thread!


Art by In Fair Verona


Art by Elusive One

This is not a Samaire Armstrong bashing thread. It's a thread against a fictional character. (and the make-up and wardrobe departments of The O.C.)

WARNING: Explicit Anna Hate Ahead. If you are offended by such hate, we recommend you don't read any further. However if you can appreciate our humor (even if you like Anna) then read on my friend!

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]Why We Hate Her [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
1. Because she smells like wood chips.
2. Because she has poor enunciation.
3. Because she couldn't get Seth's sweater-vest off.
4. Because she's a ****.bag.ho.
5. Because Seth called her a lesbian.
6. Because she wears that fugly pink hat.
7. Because she tries to act crazy-sexy-cool and fails.
8. Because Caleb Nichol likes her.
9. Because Seth stopped making out with her to watch T.V.
10. Because we're going to get Annathrax.
11. Because she's just a plot device.
12. Because she can't wear eye liner correctly.
13. Because she thinks she's better than Summer.
14. Because she can't take a hint (Seth moving away from her when she tried to kiss him).
15. Because all she does is try and kiss Seth.
16. Because, has she ever said anything interesting?
17. Because she can't speak in eubonics [the 'what up holmes' scene].
18. Because real friends let friends talk about what's important to them.
19. Because she's a stalker.
20. Because sadly, we'd prefer Carson Daly.
21. Because watching her on the screen is like brain rape.
22. Because it's unnatural for heads to move that way.
23. Because who needs enemies when you've got friends like her.
24. Because she wears t-shirts under her negligee
25. Because she's dating a guy who lost his balls
26. Because she stole Hailey's shirt (it's the same shirt, lol)
27. Because her bad fashion sense is contagious
28. Because she's ruining Seth Cohen
29. Because Seth pretends to be a 70 year old man with her
30. Because the eye-rolling has got to stop
31. Because she doesn't like nature (the golf course scene)
32. Because listening to her talk about Egg McMuffins is boring
33. Because she's Seth's long-lost sister
34. Because there's a difference between being confident and being conceited.
35. Because Boy George called, he wants his make-up back!
36. Because Barbie called, and she wants her clothes back!
37. Because her make-up gun is always set on 'whore'.
38. Because flashcards have never really worked for her
39. Because she wore that hideous leopard-print plastic parka to Thanksgiving dinner
40. Because she stole what should've been Summer's New Year's Eve kiss
41. Because she's condescending to Summer
42. Because she told Seth she would help him get Summer, but used it as a ploy to get closer to him
43. Because she asked Seth out for Friday knowing he had a date with Summer on Saturday
44. Because she mistakenly thinks a mutual appreciation for comic books equals chemistry (uh, it does NOT)
45. Because she owns a pair of turquoise tights...and wears them...in public.
46. Because she violated the Geneva Code of Dating *first*
47. Because she wears huge, dangly earings that are better suited to be Christmas tree ornaments
48. Because she couldn't possibly be any more pathetic
49. Because, seriously, what *is* up with that head bobbing thing?
50. Because she is, like, so in the way of serious S/S lovin'
51. Because she is 'like ew'.
53. Because she's a sneaky little wench.
54. Because TwoP sees Anna our way!
55. Because she's Rainbow Brite, except Rainbow Bwrong!
56. Because Joanna is the true goddess of wit, not Anna!
57. Because Anna got in a fight with a box of crayolas...and lost
58. Because Anna got in a fight with her closet and the closet kicked her ass!
59. Because the only time she and Seth actually have chemistry is when they're in science class!
60. Because her opposable thumbs do NOT give her an advantage.
61. Because Seth thinks she's a dog.
62. Because we're still looking forward to a S/S scene she WON'T ruin.
63. Because she made Seth give up his tuna melts. He loves tuna melts.
64. Because she made Seth give up his Summer. He loves Summer.
65. Raw yang. Need we say more?
66. Because Seth is bored after three weeks of dating.
67. Because we were bored after three seconds of ANNA, period.
68. Because her idea of "fun" is quietly mocking people but not-so-quietly mocking her is the true definition of fun
69. Because Anna's clothes make her look like she took a trip to the Jetson's house and got b!tch slapped by Judy
70. Because she's so insignificant that we (and ET) can't even remember her name
71. Because Seth doesn't even kiss her hello or goodbye, he just pats her on the head
72. Because she does nothing for the show except give us something to complain about

Pictures: (Be warned, scary images ahead. If you need someone to hold you, Roxie is the official holder and shoulder to cry on. Go to her.) -->The left one belongs to Katie though!

The Goodbye Boy:









Bye Tinkerwhore, we won't miss you.

Don't claw your eyes out just yet:

• [img]smilies/evil_laugh.gif[/img]Enunciation Nazis [img]smilies/evil_laugh.gif[/img]
  
  1. In Fair Verona
  2. jewel21
  3. _kwyjibo_
  4. DeppsDoll (Mary)
  5. duadiddydiddy (Megan)
  6. that_70s_gurl101
  7. Spud14 (Katie)
  8. dEepeR thaN u kNoWw
  9. ~*Echo*~
  10. lleykian
  11. AlwaysADreamer
  12. Vixen babe
  13. Jer][choGirl (Roxie)
  14. -Mo-
  15. crazy4TheCalling
  16. MissCongeniality
  17. charmingjen
  18. Elusive One
  19. CarlyCorinthos
  20. Shawdie
  21. BlushingAmbition
  22. Stacey200
  23. Sarah Boreanaz
  24. Nessus
  25. alli balli
  26. AphroditeAres
  27. *fallingforever*
  28. Kayley
  29. Cassiopia
  30. TinySweetHeart
  31. *Ledi*
  32. pacifierrocks
  33. *Shannon*
  34. beautifulgarbage
  35. hshapir2
  36. Donna_Summer
  37. PiPaS
  38. -Chelle-
  39. sammyitaly
  40. Eidolon14
  41. -diana-
  42. Semmer
  43. Juli236
  44. OC Spydar
  45. dixieland_dreamer
  46. Peter's Lost Girl
  47. Sarah R
  48. BeachBum12
  49. joozerkid88
  50. StellarStar
  51. TakeMeAway
  52. -.cathy.-
  53. punkmusicc
  54. PixiePunk
  55. Sweet x Catastrophe

If you want to be added to the list, just say so!

E-Nazi Anthems:
"Just Like You" by 3 Days Grace
"Too Bad About Your Girl" by The Donnas
"Anna Got Run Over by a Reindeer" by Katie (Spud14)
Anna got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from corrupting Seth on New Year's Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But me and the E-Nazis, we believe!

(Me and the E-Nazis can be substituted with me and Seth and Summer )



The Official Anna Stern Hatelisting

[ 03-11-2004: Message edited DeppsDoll ]

[ 03-14-2004: Message edited DeppsDoll ]

[ 03-14-2004: Message edited DeppsDoll ]

HyperBitch

New thread! It's about time.

Biznitch

That last one did take us a while to get through didn't it?

BlushingAmbition

Awesome! New thread!

HyperBitch

I just now noticed the clever use of solid in the title. That's solid.

Yeah, last thread took us a while to get through. I don't want the hate to die, but I guess with the lack of new material, there isn't that much to discuss.

But there is still stuff.

Semmer

New thread! Love the title! It's solid. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Biznitch

Be proud Megan. You saved solid, and we'll never run out of stuff to discuss/hate about Anna. She will forever suck.

HyperBitch

Oh, I am proud.

1 out of the 5 main goals of my life have been achieved.

Biznitch

Nicely done. I can't imagine what your other 4 goals are.

In Fair Verona

Awesome! New thread, with a solid title! I'm going to try to update the collage soon, like over the next week because it's spring break for me. Yay!

By the way, this song reminded me of Anna:

"Ha ha, you're dead!" - greenday

How do you get your sleep at night?
How did you get your noose so tight?
Like chewing on tinfoil its so much fun
Gonna be dead before your gone

Coz look how things have gotten
And I'll be happy so I wont pretend
And I'll be cheering that you're going down
And I'll be laughing, I'll be laughing

How many feelings can you steal?
Gotta be part of your appeal
I can see through you cause you're wearing thin
Like chewing on tinfoil once again

Coz look how things have gotten
And I'll be happy so I wont pretend
And I'll be cheering that you're going down
And I'll be laughing, I'll be laughing

Ha ha you're dead
And I'm so happy
In loving memory
Of your demise

When your ship is going down
I'll go out and paint the town
Ha ha you're dead
Ha ha you're dead
Ha ha you're dead

(ha ha ha)

Ha ha you're dead
The joke is over
You were an *******
And now you're gone
As your ship is going down
I'll stand by and watch you drown

Ha ha you're dead
You're gonna be dead
Just remember what I said
Ha ha you're dead
Ha ha you're dead
Ha ha you're dead

HyperBitch

My 5 goals in life (Just a warning- I'm far to ambitious for my own good)

1. Bring back solid (check)
2. Convince people that calling the Pool House the Love Shack is the single most hillarious idea ever to come across the planet known as earth. (I'm working on it)
3. Go down in history for the most elaborate Lite Bright design. (working on it)
4. Ban all forms of cough medicine. Cough medicine is one of the most disgusting things I've ever tasted. True story. (Haven't started this one)
5. Become fluent in ebonics. (working on it)


And Anna sucks.

Biznitch

Megan, that is an impressive list. I wish I was as ambitious as you.

In Fair Verona What a perfect Anna song. I wish Anna would die, then we could use "Haha you're dead!" as a thread title.

jewel21

Wow, new thread already?! Where the hell was I, lol.

Loving the title guys. And the song and the list of goals, lol [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]


Jewel

JoozerLoozer

best. list. ever.

fluent in ebonics? heck yah.

Kayley

ooh great new title!!! nice start DeppsDoll [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]