The O.C. - The O.C.: Enunciation Nazis (Anti-Anna)#7: The countdown has begun!

Vacate · 02-03-2004, 07:16 PM

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Welcome to the 7th Anti-Anna Thread!

This is not a Samaire Armstrong bashing thread. It's a thread against a fictional character. (and the make-up and wardrobe departments of The O.C.)

WARNING: Explicit Anna Hate Ahead. If you are offended by such hate, we recommend you don't read any further. However if you can appreciate our humor (even if you like Anna) then read on my friend!

If you're wondering where the title comes from, go check out Joanna's recaps and you'll find your answer. (not to mention laugh your ass off)

Too bad Anna isn't as sweet as Rainbow Brite

Poor Rainbow Brite, Anna's stealing all the color from her world and caking it on her face.

Why We Hate Her
1. Because she smells like wood chips.
2. Because she has poor enunciation.
3. Because she couldn't get Seth's sweater-vest off.
4. Because she's a ****.bag.ho.
5. Because Seth called her a lesbian.
6. Because she wears that fugly pink hat.
7. Because she tries to act crazy-sexy-cool and fails.
8. Because Caleb Nichol likes her.
9. Because Seth stopped making out with her to watch T.V.
10. Because we're going to get Annathrax.
11. Because she's just a plot device.
12. Because she can't wear eye liner correctly.
13. Because she thinks she's better than Summer.
14. Because she can't take a hint (Seth moving away from her when she tried to kiss him).
15. Because all she does is try and kiss Seth.
16. Because, has she ever said anything interesting?
17. Because she can't speak in eubonics [the 'what up holmes' scene].
18. Because real friends let friends talk about what's important to them.
19. Because she's a stalker.
20. Because sadly, we'd prefer Carson Daly.
21. Because watching her on the screen is like brain rape.
22. Because it's unnatural for heads to move that way.
23. Because who needs enemies when you've got friends like her.
24. Because she wears t-shirts under her negligee
25. Because she's dating a guy who lost his balls
26. Because she stole Hailey's shirt (it's the same shirt, lol)
27. Because her bad fashion sense is contagious
28. Because she's ruining Seth Cohen
29. Because Seth pretends to be a 70 year old man with her
30. Because the eye-rolling has got to stop
31. Because she doesn't like nature (the golf course scene)
32. Because listening to her talk about Egg McMuffins is boring
33. Because she's Seth's long-lost sister
34. Because there's a difference between being confident and being conceited.
35. Because Boy George called, he wants his make-up back!
36. Because Barbie called, and she wants her clothes back!
37. Because her make-up gun is always set on 'whore'.
38. Because flashcards have never really worked for her
39. Because she wore that hideous leopard-print plastic parka to Thanksgiving dinner
40. Because she stole what should've been Summer's New Year's Eve kiss
41. Because she's condescending to Summer
42. Because she told Seth she would help him get Summer, but used it as a ploy to get closer to him
43. Because she asked Seth out for Friday knowing he had a date with Summer on Saturday
44. Because she mistakenly thinks a mutual appreciation for comic books equals chemistry (uh, it does NOT)
45. Because she owns a pair of turquoise tights...and wears them...in public.
46. Because she violated the Geneva Code of Dating *first*
47. Because she wears huge, dangly earings that are better suited to be Christmas tree ornaments
48. Because she couldn't possibly be any more pathetic
49. Because, seriously, what *is* up with that head bobbing thing?
50. Because she is, like, so in the way of serious S/S lovin'
51. Because she is 'like ew'.
53. Because she's a sneaky little wench.
54. Because TwoP sees Anna our way!
55. Because she's Rainbow Brite, except Rainbow Bwrong!
56. Because Joanna is the true goddess of wit, not Anna!
57. Because Anna got in a fight with a box of crayolas...and lost
58. Because Anna got in a fight with her closet and the closet kicked her ass!
59. Because the only time she and Seth actually have chemistry is when they're in science class!
60. Because her opposable thumbs do NOT give her an advantage.
61. Because Seth thinks she's a dog.
62. Because we're still looking forward to a S/S scene she WON'T ruin.
63. Because she made Seth give up his tuna melts. He loves tuna melts.
64. Because she made Seth give up his Summer. He loves Summer.
65. Raw yang. Need we say more?
66. Because Seth is bored after three weeks of dating.
67. Because we were bored after three seconds of ANNA, period.
68. Because her idea of "fun" is quietly mocking people but not-so-quietly mocking her is the true definition of fun
69. Because Anna's clothes make her look like she took a trip to the Jetson's house and got b!tch slapped by Judy
70. Because she's so insignificant that we (and ET) can't even remember her name
71. Because Seth doesn't even kiss her hello or goodbye, he just pats her on the head
72. Because she does nothing for the show except give us something to complain about

Enunciation Nazis
1. In Fair Verona
2. jewel21
3. _kwyjibo_
4. DeppsDoll
5. duadiddydiddy
6. that_70s_gurl101
7. Spud14
8. dEepeR thaN u kNoWw
9. ~*Echo*~
10. lleykian
11. AlwaysADreamer
12. Vixen babe
13. Jer][choGirl
14. -Mo-
15. crazy4TheCalling
16. MissCongeniality
17. charmingjen
18. Elusive One
19. CarlyCorinthos
20. Shawdie
21. BlushingAmbition
22. Stacey200
23. Sarah Boreanaz
24. Nessus
25. alli balli
26. AphroditeAres
27. *fallingforever*
28. Kayley
29. Cassiopia
30. TinySweetHeart
31. *Ledi*
32. pacifierrocks
33. *Shannon*
34. beautifulgarbage
35. hshapir2
36. jfkdslfjsdf
37. PiPaS
38. -Chelle-
39. sammyitaly
40. Eidolon14
41. -diana-
42. Semmer
43. Juli236
44. OC Spydar
45. dixieland_dreamer
If you want to be added to the list, just say so!

E-Nazi Anthems:
"Just Like You" by 3 Days Grace
"Too Bad About Your Girl" by The Donnas
"Anna Got Run Over by a Reindeer" by Katie (Spud14)
Anna got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from corrupting Seth on New Year's Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But me and the E-Nazis, we believe!

(Me and the E-Nazis can be substituted with me and Seth and Summer [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] )

E-Nazi Pictures:

Even Seth realizes how scary she is!!

Anna ate chalk pastels and then threw them up all over her shirt

Thanks to In Fair Verona for this beautiful (yet scary) collage!

The Official Anna Stern Hatelisting
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Uh...I suck at titles (which is in reference to us counting down until she...nevermind) and...let the hate continue!

[ 02-03-2004: Message edited Jer][choGirl ]

Biznitch · 02-03-2004, 07:18 PM

Thanks for starting the new thread Roxie!! I completely forgot how close we were to 250 posts! [img]smilies/headslap.gif[/img] I love the title!

Vacate · 02-03-2004, 07:20 PM

No problem! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] The hate must continue! lol Someone bring over the guest list [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Tragedy Tay · 02-03-2004, 07:23 PM

Yay Roxie! You rock, see? (heh heh [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ) Here's the list:

The Guest List
Be there, or be...Anna

1. Katie
2. Mary
3. Jewel
4. Becca
5. Jenna
6. Vero
7. Ali
8. Roxie
9. Megan

dixieland_dreamer · 02-03-2004, 07:25 PM

Yay - new thread! [img]smilies/clap.gif[/img]

From the last thread...

Quote:

And I got Anna on that quiz as well, but I am so much cooler than Anna.

This is true. I've known Vero for a pretty long time, and she is nothing like Anna. That quiz is crazy!

I'm now wary of taking any OC personality quizzes. If I got Anna, I'd scream and possibly cry... [img]smilies/bawl.gif[/img]

Tragedy Tay · 02-03-2004, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dixieland_dreamer:
Yay - new thread! [img]smilies/clap.gif[/img]

From the last thread...

This is true. I've known Vero for a pretty long time, and she is nothing like Anna. That quiz is crazy!

I'm now wary of taking any OC personality quizzes. If I got Anna, I'd scream and possibly cry... [img]smilies/bawl.gif[/img]

Then you can use Roxie's other shoulder too. But remember, I am keeper of the left! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Vacate · 02-03-2004, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Then you can use Roxie's other shoulder too. But remember, I am keeper of the left!

Awww, you're just the cutest, Katie!

Question--has anyone made a template for this thread?

Raye Of Light · 02-03-2004, 08:18 PM

[img]smilies/wave.gif[/img] i posted this on the BC thread, thought i'd drop it off here too. dont know if you've seen this, but meg cabot (the author) has a blog on her website and she always talks about the OC. it was her birthday last sunday but she posted this last month and i thought it was funny:

Quote:

Here is a list of things I want for my birthday:

....

3) The OC to stop sucking. I�m serious about this. I watched the episodes I missed while I was on tour, and all I have to say is: This show needs to get some female writers. Because no woman�and I mean NO WOMAN�would EVER go to bed wearing as much eye makeup as Anna was wearing when she and Seth were in Oliver�s Palm Springs house. Did you SEE that? She said good night and rolled over and closed her eyes and they were SLATHERED with that icky blue crap she wears all over her eyelids. That stuff is going to get ALL OVER the pillowcase. Who is going to wash it off? Oliver�s mom? That is so RUDE.

Also, didn�t Anna�s mother ever tell her it is HORRIBLE for your skin to wear makeup to bed? I know when I was twelve my mother handed me a bottle Phisoderm (whatever, she had never heard of Cetaphil) and said, �Wash your face with this every night before you go to bed and then again when you wake up, and don�t pick at those pimples.�

There is one thing I have never done in my adult life and in all likelihood never will do, no matter how drunk I might be, and that is: Go to bed with my makeup still on and my face unwashed.

Once in college this guy gave me some �punch� at a frat party that he told me was alcohol free, so I drank a whole bunch of it because I was really thirsty, and it didn�t taste like alcohol or anything.

But it turned out that that punch contained Everclear, a beverage which I strongly recommend you all avoid and which is like 100% proof alcohol, and which I believe frat boys used as Roofies before there were Roofies, and which is why you shouldn�t go to frat parties. I was so drunk that night, my friends had to carry me home.

But even that night, I still remembered to wash my face before I went to bed.

I know what you�re saying. You�re saying, �Meg, it�s just a TV show. Maybe the actress didn�t want to show her face scrubbed free of makeup on air. And besides, The OC has way bigger problems than Anna�s not washing her face before bed. What about Oliver? Anytime a TV series introduces a character named Oliver, that�s a sign the show is in big trouble.�

And you would be right. But I don�t find any of that as disturbing as Anna�s blatant disregard for Oliver�s guest sheets. Or the fact that Seth actually brought a humidifier to what I�m sure he presumed would be his first sexual encounter. But let�s not go there. Back to the birthday list:

....

But The OC? There is nothing I can do about how much it is starting to suck. Maybe one of you know the writers of that show and you can send them this with a note that says, �Please give Meg what she wants for her birthday, and make your show back the way it was before it got all self-aware and started sucking. Make Summer start dating Orlando Bloom so Seth can SUFFER for not choosing her over Anna, who has such disregard for other people�s linens and proper skincare technique.�

That would be a totally cool birthday present.

i took out some of the un-related stuff and replaced it with "..."

see full post:
Meg Cabot's Blog - January 24. and scroll down till that date.

Biznitch · 02-03-2004, 08:38 PM

E-Nazis we forgot to make Meg Cabot an honorary E-Nazi!! [img]smilies/hammer_head.gif[/img]

Tragedy Tay · 02-03-2004, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jer][choGirl:

Awww, you're just the cutest, Katie!

Yes I am! I'm everyone's little sister, so I've been told!

Biznitch · 02-03-2004, 11:01 PM

I wish people would say nice stuff like that to me!! Instead they call me a hermit b/c I'm in my room a lot [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] [img]smilies/pout.gif[/img]

jewel21 · 02-03-2004, 11:13 PM

Wow, new thread already. Loving the title, btw.

I saw a promo of next week's ep earlier this evening. It was more Ryan/Marissa/Oliver centric but it still got me excited, hee.

*Jewel chants 'Anna's leaving! Anna's leaving!*

Jewel

that_70s_gurl101 · 02-04-2004, 01:16 AM

All I can say is....ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!! WE CAN PARTY SOON!!! I'LL BRING THE CHIPS & DIP! sorry i'm just SO excited! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Kayley · 02-04-2004, 01:43 AM

yay!!! another thread! this is so fun and it just flys by!!! i love the idea of counting down!

Vacate · 02-04-2004, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeppsDoll:
I wish people would say nice stuff like that to me!! Instead they call me a hermit b/c I'm in my room a lot [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] [img]smilies/pout.gif[/img]

Awwww! You're adorable too--you guys make me love coming here lol [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Quote:

Yes I am! I'm everyone's little sister, so I've been told!

Lol, Yah! And plus, you hate Anna. So that's a big bonus.

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