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Old 11-08-2007, 02:52 PM
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Off Topic Comics Lounge #8: It's OK to be OT

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Old 11-09-2007, 04:57 AM
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No, did not hear about the cow and the car. Odd.
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Old 11-09-2007, 05:44 AM
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But I didn't want a new thread......sniff.

Apparently, somewhere up in washington, a cow was wandering in the wild, wint to a bluff over looking a road, slipped and fell. The 600 lb animal hit the hood/windshield of a car that was passing below. Talk about bad luck.
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Old 11-09-2007, 07:40 AM
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Or good luck. If it'd fallen a second later it would have killed the people driving the car...
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Old 11-09-2007, 09:22 PM
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That's why everyone should drive a tank. I bet a tank wouldn't have even felt it...
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Old 11-09-2007, 11:38 PM
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Well, let's do this mathematically, even if I hate math very much.

A 600lb cow and a...well...let's just assume the tank is a ton.

Well, it could leave some dent marks but that's pretty much it
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Old 11-10-2007, 05:39 AM
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Where would you park a tank? And how much would the gas be? I doubt they get good gas mileage? No, I'd take my chances with the car I own now.
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Old 11-10-2007, 02:10 PM
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Right now, I think I'd take anything over the lousy public transportation system we have. I've been late for everything all week.

I'm assuming the cow is dead. Hopefully, no people were hurt?
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Tank weighs between 40 and 65 tons and is made of 1" steel plate.

Who cares about gas miledge, I have a 90mm gun on top of my ride.
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Who would you shoot? And are we getting out of PG-13 territory here?

Ugh, I hate it when FF freaks out. I hate myself more for not noticing, and I just keep pressing "Reply".
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Old 11-11-2007, 01:27 AM
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That's Jerry for you

I'm not surprised that has its freak outs. I haven't really been on all day
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Old 11-11-2007, 05:07 AM
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My bank account cares about gas mileage. But having a gun on top of your ride is nice. I can blow the tires of the stupid drivers... get them off the road!!
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