Keanu Reeves - Keanu 300-Word Story #6: Let your imagination run wild!

Tery · 04-23-2005, 11:35 AM

Here's our last story...

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Keanu walked along the shore thinking of big shoes in size. He didn't like his brown leather ones. He preferred some comfortable earmuffs to hot jackets therefore he went to the department to buy some warm socks and mittens. Suddenly, he tripped causing a fire among the parked cars behind magical sliding doors leading to a purplish wonderland which overlooks the whole perimeter. While he thought about Liz dancing salsa, he took photos of cute puppies that were named Michael, Jimmy, and Viggo. Everyone thought that Keanu was very misunderstood so they showed him how artichokes combined with peaches and carrots. "Yuck," he said, while he boogied to the house in shiny pants along the long blue corridor decorated with sparkling diamond-shaped pantaloons that danced around while a penguin sang a medley of The great pretender. Suddenly, things began to change for the worse! It was amazing coincidence that Lucifer knew all the secret keys Keanu tried to use to save the lost world from dinosaurs, so they grabbed a Knife to stab handsome flying swordfish, but a gentle breeze blew by causing Gabriel to turn around and make wings for the Satan completely out of the loop and got burned. John wanted to love Balthazar, Coiny and Willy were sleeping peacefully when suddenly a meteor hit Constantine's expensive boxershorts which were 600$. Panic flooded the sexy guys immediately to desperately find out where Liz was and rescue her from the Aliens preying for fresh and juicy flesh. Then suddenly a huge Barbie sashayed some designer jeans by Chanel. KeKe and Sandra Bullock were screaming furiously at a rude sign that indicated that they're insaine. Suddenly a big UFO jumped on Keanu and his lover, so they squeezed their teddybears hard! The End.

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