Nope.

TPBM is a Martian Manhunter?

I'm not green. :P



TPBM is a red nosed reindeer?

Nope.

TPBM is drunken reindeer?

Not lately.


TPBM thins Gremlins counts as a Christmas movie?

Gremlins counts as an '80s movie.

TPBM lives on a diet of red kryptonite?

No, that would break my teeth. :D

Yeah, but it's set during Christmas. :P

TPBM has an adamantium toilet?

No.

TPBM thinks Trump is a joke?

A very bad joke.

Same question.

Yes. He's racist, a crooked business man, a lady's man, and talked about how he wanted to touch his daughter's pussy, and hasn't done buch for America.

TPBM's problems with Trump are?

Everything? :lol:


TPBM had an okay Christmas?

Yes.

TPBM needs some money?

Money is always helpful. You offering some? ;)

TPBM is a kangaroo with wings?

Nope. If I were I'd go on tour and make some money. :P


TPBM is a Martian wankhunter?

Nope.

TPBM is Superman's dog?

No. :P


TPBM is Supergirl's cousin?