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Gambit Unappreciation thread #5
Our board's very first anti thread! This is the place to bash the wanker with the cards, the guy who's most definitely not worthy of Rogue. As if the character in the comics isn't annoying enough, we've had one dreadful performance by Taylor Kitsch and we're likely to have another by Channing Tatum.
Take that you third-rate pickpocket! :kicks Gambit in the balls: Added later: Gambit is a slimy wanker who was involved in Mister Sinister's massacre of the mutant Morlocks and wormed his way into Rogue's affections, only to let her down. He's annoying, he's smug, he's creepy. He thinks he's God's gift to women. He's probably left a long list of Me-Too cases behind him. __________________
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*forces Gambit to watch Jean Claude Van Damme play a Cajun in Hard Target*
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:gets Lady Deathstrike to claw up Gambit:
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*gets Gambit to tell Lady Deathstrike that she stole her name from Deathstroke*
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*Gives Gambit what he thinks is for erection, but it's diuretics instead: |
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:cuts Gambit's erection off:
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He would bleed to death if you did that, sum1.
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*Gives Gambit makeshift laser surgery, burns his dick back into place... but forgets the anesthesia* |
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YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWTCH!
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We want him to bleed to death, you eejits.
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Yeah, but that way?
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Serves him right.
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*uses Gambit's balls to make dog food*
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*gets Bucky to tie Gambit to a chair, sticks long metal thing into his dick, then crank and stretch his pee hole *
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You do seem to be a tad obsessed with Bucky torturing Gambit.
As far as I'm concerned, Bucky is a kid who died, end of story. __________________
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