~ILoveFlamingoBoy~

Just post ne good quotes that u may have picked somewhere!like here is a funny one!


Ephram: Hello Mr. Bush, You're looking nice and green today. I am your sprinkler.

All my friends thought that was a funny one!

glory fades

Ooh! Everwood quotes. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] There aren't many sites with them on there, so I'll just post a few.

Andy: I'm making some pancakes, you want some?
Ephram: Go to hell!
Andy: That's my boy.

Ephram: You know what? You said you were crazy. And you know what? News flash, you are. All right, you quit your job, you grow this ugly ass beard, you look like you wear your clothes to bed and you move us to No-wheres-ville U.S.A.! And why? Because someone told you it was pretty once.!? And if that's not enough, you talk to mom like she's still her and hasn't seen you and Delia threw some. What do I have to say to myself?! What do you have to say to yourself?!
Andy: I can't believe you think my beard is ugly.

Sabrina

tara07: [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] Those quotes are so funny!! There are so many good lines in Everwood. I should read some transcripts. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

MissCongeniality

When Linda and Andy were listing differences between eastern and western medicine...
Harold:(interjecting) Three French hens, two turtledoves...

Just the way he said it made me laugh. His facial expressions get me everytime.

Harold: Indians on Thanksgiving. I should have known.

Only he could deliver a line like that and make it sound funny.

I'm still pondering the quotes that have really touched me...

SpySyd

My favorite so far:

Bright:If I die tonight and don't go to heaven, I'm gonna be so pissed.

tao of myself

amy : You were right Ephram. About everything. I have taken you for granted. But hey, you're a better person than I am. Everyone else sees it, I don't know why you don't. As if you didn't notice already, I'm kinda a giant mess right now. I have been for ever since you've known me. It might have been more normal in junior high, I dunno. The point is: you deserve someone great, Ephram. Amazing even. Someone a little less like me and a little more like you.

---------------------------------------------------

ephram : You don't! That's what devotion is, Amy. I mean... I thought you loved him? At least that's all I've been hearing about ever since, I don't know...forever.

The Maria

the quote that touched me the most besides the fatal flaw bit(check my sig) was said by irv at the beginning of Home

"He(Colin) had to choose whether or not life was worth dying for"

-maria

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Andy: I'm back.
Ephram: Sound the trumpets.

Bright: Well, howdy, loser.
Ephram: You guys choreograph the bathroom-stall exit, and I'm the loser?
Bright: I see you're still getting cozy with my little sis. I thought I told you once, she's spoken for.
Ephram: Spoken for? Hey, Bright...The '50s called. They want their lingo back.

Andy: Look, I'm sorry, guys. I'll make it up to you. I promise I won't cook dinner for a whole week.

Amy: My friend Kayla is having a birthday party. Wanna go?
Ephram: Do you need somebody to play "Happy Birthday?"
Amy: Come on...You'll be my guest
Ephram: I don't know - me, your friends...lit candles in the same room?


Ephram: What? What is it? Are you moving us to Zimbabwe or something? What?
Andy: No no no, it’s nothing like that, I’m just thinking about something. It’s funny actually. Well it’s not so much funny "ha ha" is...you see...the thing is, I don’t know whether or not you've ever had sex.
Ephram: And you never will.
Andy: Ok then. Good talking to you.

Ephram: You're gonna have to stop doing that, you know.
Amy: What?
Ephram: Saying things that make me want to kiss you.
Amy: You too.

Madison: Maybe I should have my own key.
Ephram: Yeah, sure. How about your own room too?
Madison: Let's not get ahead of ourselves skippy.

Ephram: The kitchen is backed up right now, sir, there's some kind of problem.
Mr. Macabee: Who are you again? Why are you so pale?
Ephram: Ephram Brown. Towel boy. I was born with unusually fair skin. In fact, this is me tan.
Mr. Macabee: What happened in the kitchen?
Ephram: I don't know -- the grill -- it caught fire.
Mr. Macabee: It's a grill, it's made to be on fire.
Ephram: Good point, want me to check it out?
Mr. Macabee: No, I'll do it myself -- you stay in the sun.

Bright: You gotta pass that test dog. I can't keep hauling you and your Schwinn around. I got an image.
Ephram: Thanks for driving it home. I haven't had enough people point it out to me yet today. Dog.

Ephram: Yea, that is how it happened. That's how it always happens. Your first choice doesn't come through so you come find me -- your back up plan.
Amy: Ephram, I never think of you in that way.
Ephram: Maybe not intentionally,.. I mean, don't you realize that makes it even worse. It's like you don't even realize how much that hurts somebody. How much that hurts me.
Amy: Look, I'm sorry if--
Ephram: No. No, I'm sorry. Alright, look, Amy I know your life is really rough right now. And I want to be there for you. I do. But not like this. I can't keep being you're second choice. Not when you're my first.

Andy: I'm not saying everything's perfect with [the kids] we have -- our good days and our bad days. [Ephram walks in] Hey Ephram, we were just talking about you. Wanna come sit down?
Ephram: No.
Andy: Everything okay?
Ephram: No.
Andy: You wanna talk?
Ephram: Totally. [Walks away]
Andy: Not one of our good days.

MissCongeniality

This is so great [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]. This one's going in my signature. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Julianna

Ephram: I keep being your second choice...not when you've always been my first.

(I think it got right....) I dont know I love that quote. It's too cute.

Lúthien Ancalimë

Ephram: I own that b*tch!

Bright: Damn, maybe I should ask him out.

Ephram: You know, you're the only guy I know that is so dark it makes me optimistic. It's kind of scary.

Amy: What?
Ephram: You're talking faster than my brain processes language.

[img]smilies/love.gif[/img]Lulu

Excalibur

Ephram to Bright: "I'm sorry, I don't speak Dumbass."

Andy: "There are no small parts, only small actors."
Harold: "Whatever idiot coined that phrase was not an understudy in a community theatre production."

Harold: "With the plethora of greetings in the English language, I find it hard to believe you use that one."
Edna: "I find it hard to believe you use the word plethora."


Brenda: Just what makes you so sure he’s innocent, doc?
Harold: Because Marvin Harrison was my father’s closest friend. He’s no more a murderer than any of you are civilized.


Laynie: Nightmare, isn’t it?
Ephram: Whats going on, exept my exact version of ‘hell on earth’?
Laynie: Spoils of war. The result of a commercially financed assault against the unattached individual.
Ephram: Valentines Day?
Laynie: Week after is always the hardest. These newbie couples have the lifespan of a monarch butterfly. By Friday, the halls will be littered with their crispy corpses.

Laynie: You looked so uncomfortable the other day. Like I embarrassed you or something.
Ephram: Look, I’m gonna mess up because that’s just what I do. But at least give me a chance to mess up. I mean, I’m capable of such stupidity that you’d be wasting my talent by ending this now.


Matthew: So, where’s this date taking place?
Ephram: I don’t know. I’m still working on it.
Matthew: Okay, not a problem. So what are your options?
Ephram: I live in Everwood. Its either the $1.50 movie theatre or the $3.00 dollar movie theatre, both which are currently playing Lilo and Stitch.
Matthew: Ever hear of Ezekiel’s?
Ephram: No, but it sounds religious which doesn’t exactly spell out ‘action’ in my mind.


Irv: Valentines Day is supposed to be the most romantic day of the year and she doesn’t want to have sex.
Harold: I think I’m gonna be sick.

Ephram: Name one thing you like about me.
Bright: One? I can name a thousand. You’re sensitive. You’re extremely clean.
Ephram: Look, I know you hate me, and I’m fine with that. It means the planets are aligned, so lets not mess with the universe, alright?

[ 12-16-2003: Message edited Excalibur ]

Jebony

this would have to be my fave one, too! and HEY I haven't even seen the episode yet! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] because... Germany just sucks at broadcasting good tv shows! [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]

JadeNecklace

Ephram: I own that b*tch!

Love that, does anyone have like the full dialouge scene thingie with him and madison in that part?

EphramIsHot

Wow guys, I LOVE the quotes! The show has amazing writers, I'll tell you that. My faves (just a few of them) are:

Ephram: (seeing his Dad with a waffle iron) Beware. It cooks.
Andy: I'm making your favourite.
Ephram: Burnt waffles?


and.....

Ephram: I guess, what I'm trying to say is, it's okay when everything sucks. It means you're somewhere.

Dunno why, that line gets me every time. Plus the speech he give to Madison in "Just Like the Movies" or something like that. Too sweet!