Thief Of Love

If it weren't for Betty's lone dissenting vote, we would have had total consensus!


Results:

1. “Hi. Still here.” “Right. Sorry. So, um, are you asking me out?” “Yeah. Not sure how it’s going. Well...I promised myself I’d ask, so I did. But you don’t have to answer right away. Open offer, okay? Nod if that’s okay.” (Topher and Hannah, Since You’ve Been Gone)

2. “All right, you go to your room right now! Ephram, stop laughing!” “I'm trying.” “You go to your room, too! Everyone, go to their room this instant!” “I CAN'T HEAR YOU!” “I actually don't have a room here.” (Andy, Ephram, Delia and Linda, Daddy’s Little Girl)


Next round:

1. "Well, he was scared! He’d never done it before. Really, Harold, I took one hit." "Oh, a hit. So now you know the lingo. I suppose next we’ll be listening to Pink Floyd over dinner." (Rose and Harold, Across the Lines) vs. “Hello, Doctor Brown. My boyfriend, Colin, is in a stage four coma and I was wondering if you would perhaps consider using your unique and gifted talents in neurosurgery to help awaken him from his severe head trauma. So that I can sleep with him.” “I'd be glad to!” (Amy and Andy, The Great Doctor Brown)

2. “What if she’s 93?” “You’ll have a good mah-jongg partner. So this is actually happening, isn’t it. Your social life is surpassing mine.” “Ephram, I’m flirting with a computer. What does T-T-Y-L mean?” “’Talk to you later.’ Oh, and K-O-S means ‘kid over shoulder,’ in case you need to say anything inappropriate.” "I have six surgeries this month. I have to spend my time learning how to talk in initials?" "See? This is why I choose to be alone." (Andy and Ephram, You're a Good Man Andy Brown) vs. "Listen, last night, uh...that was, uh, cool. The way you, uh, how you, uh…" "Eloquence. It’s not your thing." “You know what I mean, right? Did you see those guys?" " They were pretty big." "Yeah, but you were pretty chill, man. You were like Vin Diesel chill." "I was just imagining what Tetsuo would do." "Right. " "He's a manga hero." "Isn’t that that comic book that people who don't get sex read?" "Basically, yeah." "So you wanna get lunch?" "Sure. Yeah." (Bright and Ephram, My Brother's Keeper)


My votes:

1. “Hello, Doctor Brown. My boyfriend, Colin, is in a stage four coma and I was wondering if you would perhaps consider using your unique and gifted talents in neurosurgery to help awaken him from his severe head trauma. So that I can sleep with him.” “I'd be glad to!” (Amy and Andy, The Great Doctor Brown)

2. “What if she’s 93?” “You’ll have a good mah-jongg partner. So this is actually happening, isn’t it. Your social life is surpassing mine.” “Ephram, I’m flirting with a computer. What does T-T-Y-L mean?” “’Talk to you later.’ Oh, and K-O-S means ‘kid over shoulder,’ in case you need to say anything inappropriate.” "I have six surgeries this month. I have to spend my time learning how to talk in initials?" "See? This is why I choose to be alone." (Andy and Ephram, You're a Good Man Andy Brown)


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everwoodfan52

Thanks so much for voting, Cleveland. It's very much appreciated.




1. “Hello, Doctor Brown. My boyfriend, Colin, is in a stage four coma and I was wondering if you would perhaps consider using your unique and gifted talents in neurosurgery to help awaken him from his severe head trauma. So that I can sleep with him.” “I'd be glad to!” (Amy and Andy, The Great Doctor Brown)

2. "Listen, last night, uh...that was, uh, cool. The way you, uh, how you, uh…" "Eloquence. It’s not your thing." “You know what I mean, right? Did you see those guys?" " They were pretty big." "Yeah, but you were pretty chill, man. You were like Vin Diesel chill." "I was just imagining what Tetsuo would do." "Right. " "He's a manga hero." "Isn’t that that comic book that people who don't get sex read?" "Basically, yeah." "So you wanna get lunch?" "Sure. Yeah." (Bright and Ephram, My Brother's Keeper)

Taryn74

"Well, he was scared! He’d never done it before. Really, Harold, I took one hit." "Oh, a hit. So now you know the lingo. I suppose next we’ll be listening to Pink Floyd over dinner." (Rose and Harold, Across the Lines)

“What if she’s 93?” “You’ll have a good mah-jongg partner. So this is actually happening, isn’t it. Your social life is surpassing mine.” “Ephram, I’m flirting with a computer. What does T-T-Y-L mean?” “’Talk to you later.’ Oh, and K-O-S means ‘kid over shoulder,’ in case you need to say anything inappropriate.” "I have six surgeries this month. I have to spend my time learning how to talk in initials?" "See? This is why I choose to be alone." (Andy and Ephram, You're a Good Man Andy Brown)

'Tos

These are so hard. Didn't really know what to choose, and I'm sure I'll change my mind tomorrow (or later today, seeing as how it's now tomorrow.)

1. “Hello, Doctor Brown. My boyfriend, Colin, is in a stage four coma and I was wondering if you would perhaps consider using your unique and gifted talents in neurosurgery to help awaken him from his severe head trauma. So that I can sleep with him.” “I'd be glad to!”

2. “What if she’s 93?” “You’ll have a good mah-jongg partner. So this is actually happening, isn’t it. Your social life is surpassing mine.” “Ephram, I’m flirting with a computer. What does T-T-Y-L mean?” “’Talk to you later.’ Oh, and K-O-S means ‘kid over shoulder,’ in case you need to say anything inappropriate.” "I have six surgeries this month. I have to spend my time learning how to talk in initials?" "See? This is why I choose to be alone."

Barrybgb

1. "Well, he was scared!. He'd never done it before. Really Harold, I took one hit." "Oh, a hit. So now you know the lingo. I suppose next we'll be listening to Pink Floyd over dinner."

2. "What if she's 93?" "You'll have a good mah-jonng partner. So this is actuallu happening, isn't it. Your social life is surpassing mine." "Ephram, I'm flirting with a computer. What does T-T-Y-L mean?" "'talk to you later.' Oh, and K-O-S means 'kid over shoulder,' in case you need to say anything inappropriate." "I have six surgeries this month. I have to spend my time learning to talk in initials?" "See? This is why I choose to be alone."

jediwands

"Well, he was scared! He’d never done it before. Really, Harold, I took one hit." "Oh, a hit. So now you know the lingo. I suppose next we’ll be listening to Pink Floyd over dinner." (Rose and Harold, Across the Lines)

"Listen, last night, uh...that was, uh, cool. The way you, uh, how you, uh…" "Eloquence. It’s not your thing." “You know what I mean, right? Did you see those guys?" " They were pretty big." "Yeah, but you were pretty chill, man. You were like Vin Diesel chill." "I was just imagining what Tetsuo would do." "Right. " "He's a manga hero." "Isn’t that that comic book that people who don't get sex read?" "Basically, yeah." "So you wanna get lunch?" "Sure. Yeah." (Bright and Ephram, My Brother's Keeper)

Thief Of Love

Okay, I know it's been the holidays. But those are officially over now (unless you're following the church calendar that counts the Christmas season as lasting from Christmas to Epiphany, and even that shouldn't keep anyone too terribly busy, hee), so we're going to need one or two more participants. With the tie at #1, and all.

shadow's computerless. Leo seems to be away again temporarily. Kris? Cleveland?

CRFEUC

So sorry! Grab me via PM. I am looking at the board daily even if I don't post much... if I have a PM though I will see it right away even if I'm in a lurking fog any other time.

"Well, he was scared! He’d never done it before. Really, Harold, I took one hit." "Oh, a hit. So now you know the lingo. I suppose next we’ll be listening to Pink Floyd over dinner." (Rose and Harold, Across the Lines)

"Listen, last night, uh...that was, uh, cool. The way you, uh, how you, uh…" "Eloquence. It’s not your thing." “You know what I mean, right? Did you see those guys?" " They were pretty big." "Yeah, but you were pretty chill, man. You were like Vin Diesel chill." "I was just imagining what Tetsuo would do." "Right. " "He's a manga hero." "Isn’t that that comic book that people who don't get sex read?" "Basically, yeah." "So you wanna get lunch?" "Sure. Yeah." (Bright and Ephram, My Brother's Keeper)

Thief Of Love

Hee, thanks, Cleveland!


Results:

1. "Well, he was scared! He’d never done it before. Really, Harold, I took one hit." "Oh, a hit. So now you know the lingo. I suppose next we’ll be listening to Pink Floyd over dinner." (Rose and Harold, Across the Lines)

2. “What if she’s 93?” “You’ll have a good mah-jongg partner. So this is actually happening, isn’t it. Your social life is surpassing mine.” “Ephram, I’m flirting with a computer. What does T-T-Y-L mean?” “’Talk to you later.’ Oh, and K-O-S means ‘kid over shoulder,’ in case you need to say anything inappropriate.” "I have six surgeries this month. I have to spend my time learning how to talk in initials?" "See? This is why I choose to be alone." (Andy and Ephram, You're a Good Man Andy Brown)


Next round:

1. “We don’t know that, Mother. Okay, I have been an asshat the majority of my adult life; the odds are I’m going to convert back to that, you know?” “Revert. 'Convert' would make ‘asshat’ a religion.” (Bright and Rose, So Long Farewell) vs. “Thank you, Brian.” “Uh, it's Topher.” “I don't care.” “Uh, me neither.” (Harold and Topher, Oh the Places You’ll Go)

2. "Hey, don't give me any lip. I know who you are. You are the first guy to make the mistake of trying to manipulate my daughter. But you know what's great about being the first, Charlie? You have the supreme privilege of being the first one to hear my speech." "A-a-a speech?" "I'm working on it. And I'll tell you something. If you were about five years older, you'd be hanging by your fingernails right now." "If you hurt me, I'm just gonna tell my mom." "I'm not going to hurt you, 'cause you're only eleven and I'm still worried about the soft spot on the back of your head. But telling your mother is a fantastic idea. Let's go." (Andy and Charlie, Sacrifice) vs. "But you hate me." "No, I don't. I like you." "Since when?" "I've always been fond of you, I'm just...I'm shy, you know." "All right, name one thing you like about me." "Just one? How about a thousand? You're...sensitive, you're extremely clean..." (Ephram and Bright, The Price of Fame)


My votes:

1. I'll get back to you on this one. I thought I had it figured out the other day, but then rewatched both a couple of times, and now...argh.

2. "But you hate me." "No, I don't. I like you." "Since when?" "I've always been fond of you, I'm just...I'm shy, you know." "All right, name one thing you like about me." "Just one? How about a thousand? You're...sensitive, you're extremely clean..." (Ephram and Bright, The Price of Fame)

'Tos

1. “We don’t know that, Mother. Okay, I have been an asshat the majority of my adult life; the odds are I’m going to convert back to that, you know?” “Revert. 'Convert' would make ‘asshat’ a religion.” (Tough one. I think this one is more hilarious, since the Topher/Harold one is also a little sad. Going for the pure funny.)

2. "But you hate me." "No, I don't. I like you." "Since when?" "I've always been fond of you, I'm just...I'm shy, you know." "All right, name one thing you like about me." "Just one? How about a thousand? You're...sensitive, you're extremely clean..."

jediwands

1. “We don’t know that, Mother. Okay, I have been an asshat the majority of my adult life; the odds are I’m going to convert back to that, you know?” “Revert. 'Convert' would make ‘asshat’ a religion.”

2. "But you hate me." "No, I don't. I like you." "Since when?" "I've always been fond of you, I'm just...I'm shy, you know." "All right, name one thing you like about me." "Just one? How about a thousand? You're...sensitive, you're extremely clean..." (How Pratt says the words, "Just one..." is so hilarious. Such great acting!)

CRFEUC

Being smart and getting mine in earlier this time.

1. “We don’t know that, Mother. Okay, I have been an asshat the majority of my adult life; the odds are I’m going to convert back to that, you know?” “Revert. 'Convert' would make ‘asshat’ a religion.”

2. "But you hate me." "No, I don't. I like you." "Since when?" "I've always been fond of you, I'm just...I'm shy, you know." "All right, name one thing you like about me." "Just one? How about a thousand? You're...sensitive, you're extremely clean..."

everwoodfan52

1. . “Thank you, Brian.” “Uh, it's Topher.” “I don't care.” “Uh, me neither.” (Harold and Topher, Oh the Places You’ll Go)

2. But you hate me." "No, I don't. I like you." "Since when?" "I've always been fond of you, I'm just...I'm shy, you know." "All right, name one thing you like about me." "Just one? How about a thousand? You're...sensitive, you're extremely clean..." (Ephram and Bright, The Price of Fame)

Taryn74

So, yeah. Tough round.

“Thank you, Brian.” “Uh, it's Topher.” “I don't care.” “Uh, me neither.” (Harold and Topher, Oh the Places You’ll Go)

"But you hate me." "No, I don't. I like you." "Since when?" "I've always been fond of you, I'm just...I'm shy, you know." "All right, name one thing you like about me." "Just one? How about a thousand? You're...sensitive, you're extremely clean..." (Ephram and Bright, The Price of Fame)

Thief Of Love

Oh, please tell me we're not going to end up with a tie at number 1 before I vote, heh. We're already at 3-2. Don't make the choice between Malaprop-Prone Bright/Quickwitted Rose and Depressed, Snarky Harold/Self-Effacing Topher come down to me! *shakes fist*