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Everwood 300 Word Story #4

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Amy has an idea of how lonely people can meet through keggers. She gathered Ephram & Her friends to come up with an invitation for a party to introduce him to his friends Wendell. Ephram didn't want to come, so Amy came and yelled at him... Another problem occurred! Uh..... Wendell was sitting nearby when aliens suddenly descended on top of the school grounds.
"Ahhh!" yelled Bright. "No...Don't hurt sweet innocent Wendell!" The alien airport became a flashing party for geeks. Wendell was hiding under Ephram's table when he suddenly choked on the beef jerky. Gagging, he yelled for help. Ephram jumped under the bed and waited for the girls to come rescue them. Amy rushed to perform CPR...(Heimlich Maneuver). Wendell's beef jerky flew into Bright's mouth. Retching...Bright spat the beef jerky right into the Alien's pudding when suddenly an Alien came upto Amy and hugged her! Amy giggled. Suddenly, Ephram grabbed the alien and shouted,"Hey don't touch my girlfriend...understand?!" Amy responded, "Ephram, I'm pregnant and I don't know who did this to me!" Ephram's mouth opened wide. "B-but it's not my child or my fault!" We never had the Super Sperm! Amy, I used a condom!!" Amy shot back, "Well, the condom must have broke.
"Oh", Ephram replied, "Damn Cheap condoms! So that's my fault that You're preggers?"
"Yes, you are so the daddy!"
Ephram fainted immediately. With Wendell's new confidence, he yelled: "No more beef jerky! Wake up, my friend." Ephram opened his eyes and said,"I must fly to Mars because Amy is not sure to want me as her baby's father."
"What?", Amy shouted. "I love you!"
"You are so beautiful in every way. I want to kiss your lips and cheeks. I love you, Amy."
Amy turned to Ephram and kissed his forehead. Then she saw the aliens coming over to take Bright's pudding. Wendell offered a solution.
"Get Amy, get the hell out of here, and enjoy!"

New story:

Bright

(Good grief, that story was brilliant. How come I've never come here before?)

Bright was drunk

(:yay:Yay, Thief is participating in our 300 word story. We have another real writer on board!)

Bright was drunk after

(Way to put the pressure on, Betty, hee.)

Bright was drunk after consuming

(Applying pressure is my job! :D)

Bright was drunk after consuming several

(And cheating by doing two words so that Bright looks like a lightweight is mine!)

Bright was drunk after consuming several Irish coffees

Bright was drunk after consuming several Irish coffees, which

Bright was drunk after consuming several Irish coffees, which resulted

Bright was drunk after consuming several Irish coffees, which resulted in

Bright was drunk after consuming several Irish coffees, which resulted in a

Bright was drunk after consuming several Irish coffees, which resulted in a terrible

Bright was drunk after consuming several Irish coffees, which resulted in a terrible collision

Bright was drunk after consuming several Irish coffees, which resulted in a terrible collision with

Bright was drunk after consuming several Irish coffees, which resulted in a terrible collision with a