[destroyer of worlds]

Thanks to Pavlov's Belle aka Cass for the very naughty thread title.

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"It's a Sarkney thing, you wouldn't understand"



-Art by Ceci, who has done a marvelous job manipping the Moulin Rouge kiss.


SARKNEY SITES
Comprehensive Offer
See / Surrender / Take Haven / Mad Love


SARKNEY SONGS
'The Moth' - Aimee Mann
'If You Want It To Be Good Girl' - Backstreet Boys
'The Chemical Between Us' - Bush
'Walk Away' - Christina Aguilera
'Kissing You' - Desree
'Bring Me to Life' - Evanescence
'Going Under' - Evanescence
'Hello' - Evanescence
'#1 Crush' � Garbage
'Nobody Loves You' - Garbage
'Untouchable' - Garbage
'You Look So Fine' - Garbage
'The Reason' - Hoobastank
'Specialist' � Interpol
'Untitled' � Interpol
'Figure.09' - Linkin Park
'With You' - Linkin Park
'Last Train Home' - Lost Prophets
'Beautiful Stranger' � Madonna
'Since I fell for You' - Nina Simone (and Jen Garner)
'Bathwater' - No Doubt
'Underneath It All' - No Doubt
'Every You, Every Me' � Placebo
'Full of Grace' - Sarah McLachlan
'When Somebody Loved Me' - Sarah McLachlan
'Tomorrow Never Dies' - Sheryl Crow
'Something More' � Sinch
'Stuck' - Stacie Orrico
'I Hate Everything About You' - Three Days Grace
'Here' - Vast
'I Wanna Be Bad' - Willa Ford

If you want to recommend a song, just post it!

SARKNEY QUOTES
Sark: I thought we had an agreement that neither side would have the advantage.
Syd: That is the agreement.
Sark: Then you have not lived up to it. You can see me; I cannot see you.

Sark: Please pass along to your daughter how much I enjoyed her stage show in Paris. She has a marvelous singing voice.

Sark: It was you giving us problems at the launch. I'd offer you passage back to civilization but my submersible only seats four.
Syd: It's the thought that counts.

Sark: Whatever Arvin Sloane pays you, it can't be enough. Would you consider coming to work for me if it meant I'd let you walk out of here? I believe if you took the time to hear the comprehensive offer, you might actually say yes.
Syd: You're cute, but I'll pass.

Syd:Sark is like the good-looking guy in high school who knows how cute he is and won't take no for an answer.

Sark: You and I, we're destined to work together. I truly believe that.

Sark: Good luck, Sydney.
Syd: I don't need you to wish me luck, you son of a bitch.
Sark: That's a wonderful attitude.

Sark: You are so good, do you know that?

Sark: You know, it's a pity we're traveling separately. We could've used the opportunity to get to know each other better.
Syd: Yeah, I'm broken up about that too.
Sark: You're surprisingly adept at keeping your curiosity in check.
Syd: Don't flatter yourself.

Sark: The new boss has a dreadful personality, don't you think?
Syd: I've seen worse.
Sark: Am I supposed to take that personally?

Sark: I must say, your disguise .. it addresses a certain proclivity of mine.


SUGGESTED FICS
How She Would React by Skye159
Rise and Fall by Skye159
Saviour by Skye159
Windows to the Soul by Undoubtablyjess
Similar Differences by Undoubtablyjess
Beyond all Limits by StephOnce a upon a Time by Steph
Confrontation by Glittering Pegasus
I Just Want You To Know Who I Am by Carby4-ever
Helpless by Carby4-ever
Dark Knight by Evonness
The Back Way by Evonness
In Tenebris BY Rez
Auburn's Fics
Red Rover's Fics
CognacGirl's Fics
The Super Secret Sark Diaries by Dark Nemesis
The Domestication of a Wild Rose by CognacGirl
Sanctuary by HoneyChurch

And don't forget Bad Wigs, Black Leather, And Guns by Auburn. It's a must to all Sarkney lovers!


LJ ICONS
Alias Icons


SARKNEY ARTS

By blueangel9903

800


800 /another version / black original version

By mysti



PAST THREAD TITLES
1. Sarkney Appreciation Thread
2. Sarkney Loving #2 - It's a SARKNEY thing - you wouldn't understand
3. Sarkney #3 -It's not a matter of if, but WHEN
4. Sarkney Thread #4 - Sark+Sydney=Hot!
5. Sarkney Thread #5 - Destiny has nothing to do with it, it's just straight up chemistry.
6. Sarkney Thread #6 - A Wink Is Worth A Thousand Words. -Punches, chemistry and subtext too!
7. Sarkney Thread #7 - Sark! You Big Stud! Take Me To Bed Or Lose Me Forever!
8. Sarkney Thread #8 - He's willing to make her a "comprehensive offer". Hubba hubba.
9. Sarkney Thread #9 - What's an invasion of personal space between enemies? Rawr.
10.The Sarkney Thread #10: ...It's Bigger Than She Thought. Heh.
11.The Sarkney Thread #11:Cause JJ's got nothing on us!
12.The Sarkney Thread #12: Nothing says lov elike a Beretta
13.The Sarkney Thread #13: Because Sark gave Sydney jewelry already.
14. The Sarkney Thread #14: Because Sloane asked Sydney to "debrief" Sark.
15. The Sarkney Thread #15: Because she just had to put her hands on him.
16. The Sarkney Thread #16: Because Sark is hard like a gun, and Syd is soft like a pillow.

SARKNEY SUPPORTERS
1. Astra
2. Atti's Angel (Shelly)
3. jengarnerfan
4. Sir Fireboard (Natalie)
5. ~EnterpriseGirl~ (Sarah)
6. Zira
7. Messed Up Girl (Vicky)
8. *Shannon*
9. Redfire
10. Red Dragon
11. Spike's sunflower
12. abby-anne
13. *reza*
14. M & M
15. The True Cat
16. beautifulgarbage
17. Kristin92781
18. blueangel9903
19. Blairy the Fairy
20. Cecilia
21. Amura
22. eve_me
23. BooRadley
24. LiL_Starzz
25. Eyecatcher
26. Twisting Ivy
27. Angel1432
28. JuliaG
29. M&Llover (~-Sarah-~)
30. Bheryandcherry
31. film fan
32. p_j_supporter (Vass)
33. Mrs. Portia Sark
34. MichaelVartanIsSexy (Mel)
35. *�*Glo*�*
36. LeighJ
37. TeddyBehr Angel
38. Rogue35 (Karen)
39. X-6_494 (Steph)
40. charmingjen
41. Alias Unknown
43. BreathOfJasmine
44. Marianne
45. Mia
46. Priya
47. Dani
48. louloucn (Cindy)
49. Pavlov's Belle (Cass)
50. oonas3
51. fear x less
52. FanGirl
53. Jen Talley (Jen)
54. the_spill_canvas
55. RhienElleth
56. Beckhamsgrl
57. Admiral Yellow (Hannah)
58. ~Judu~
59. *mags26* (Magda)
60. L�thien Ancalim� (Lulu)
61. Terpsichore
62. Ravens23
63. Impressions
64. fleur captives
65. Starvixen1000
66. Advo
67. SweetJo (Joy)

If you would like me to put your real or nickname next to your posting name, please let me know.
I was going to add them in, but I am not sure if some of you want them known publicly.

Also If you are on the list and do not want to be (if you posted on the thread I added you), or if I missed you (which I am so sorry if I did) then please post and let me know.

Adding on to Shelly's notes� If anyone would like me to update their selection of fanarts (2 arts max, I think) then just post them and tell me so I can edit this post. <--- good idea Ceci!

Hope you guys don't mind that I went ahead and started the thread. Always wanted to start one of the Sarkney threads. And I didn't know which title to take so I settled on the one that you guys most agreed on. Hope it's okay. Be back later with comments from the last thread. BTW I left the banner in since we don't have a new one yet.

[Pavlov's Belle]

New thread!!

Thanks, Sarah for starting I can make a new banner if you want.

I was rabbiting on about how Moob shoots Lauren, and then how nice it would have been if the shooter had been Sark instead of Moob. And then I said that it would have been a nice twist to the whole sick story of the sick triangle slash 'let's sleep with everyone' crap. But JJ wouldn't have done that, now would he? Noooooo

That would have been one of the best endings/twists ever! So of course JJ didn't do it.

[destroyer of worlds]

Ooh that would be awesome Cass! I would make a banner except that mine suck. BTW and to your Sarkney art in the previous thread.

And I voted for Sark. I had to wade through those gross SV moments to vote for the other stuff though..

I know. I was like "WTF? That was the best quote?!" The proclivity one was waaaaay better.

Dirty Sarkney icons? *raises eyebrow* I'll try, it's kinda hard to make icons real dirty when they're rarely in scenes together. No promises. I can at least promise some normal ones. No more.

Oh yeah. Normal (or smutty ones) would be so awesome.

[Ravens23]

I was rabbiting on about how Moob shoots Lauren, and then how nice it would have been if the shooter had been Sark instead of Moob. And then I said that it would have been a nice twist to the whole sick story of the sick triangle slash 'let's sleep with everyone' crap. But JJ wouldn't have done that, now would he? Noooooo

WORD! I just pictured Sark in the place of MOOB hugging Syd close to him and then reaching over her shoulder and just unloading his gun into Lauren....

Wait, did I just say "unloading his gun?"... lol I truly have become total gutter... No, I am the film living on the water in the gutter!

BTW... excellent thread/love the title

[destroyer of worlds]

Wait, did I just say "unloading his gun?"... lol I truly have become total gutter... No, I am the film living on the water in the gutter!

Well the gutter's a fun place to be. And so is Egypt. Mhhmm, Sark's guns

[Astra]

New thread....

Just a tiny comment on the title... Come on... we KNOW she's willing.



I missed the whole last half of the last thread... (though I was lurking), but hopefully will have more time to participate on this one...

Bring on the Sarkney love!

[Jen Talley]

Well tonight I was watching AFI's 100 Years 100 Movie Songs, and one the of the songs on there was from the movie, "The Spy Who Loved Me." That made me think of Sarkney. Then last night I was listening to some songs and the song "Underneath It All" by Shakira came on and that made me think of Sarkney. Oh, and when I was watching the AFI thing, I noticed that some of the best movies were ones that had characters that hated each other and fell in love. Coincidence? I think not!

Astra, glad you are back!

Sarah, wonderful job starting the thread!

You guys, I was thinking the other day about what year it was in "Alias". I know, I have no life...but isn't it like 2006 since Syd lost two years? Ok, that's enough rambling.

Jen

[Pavlov's Belle]

Ooh that would be awesome Cass! I would make a banner except that mine suck

Alright, then, does anyone have that manip of Sark and Syd in bed together from that scene with Sark and L***** ?

And Sarah, I'm sure that your banners do not suck. Especially if they're anything like your avatars

You guys, I was thinking the other day about what year it was in "Alias". I know, I have no life...but isn't it like 2006 since Syd lost two years? Ok, that's enough rambling.

I thought about that last season finale. I think they're doing it like, Syd was missing for two years, so that was two years ago in 2002. Now they're all up to date and in the year 2004.

[Jen Talley]

Alright, then, does anyone have that manip of Sark and Syd in bed together from that scene with Sark and L***** ?

I think Advo made one. I think it's posted at Mad-Love.nu.

I thought about that last season finale. I think they're doing it like, Syd was missing for two years, so that was two years ago in 2002. Now they're all up to date and in the year 2004.

Ok, that makes sense. Sometimes I wonder how JJ comes up with all this crap.

Read this: Bound and Determined by I got Jack's back

Jen

[Admiral Yellow]

Originally posted by Jen Talley Read this: Bound and Determined by I got Jack's back Jen [/B]

Jen, that is one of my most favourite fics ever because I laughed until I cried at chapter 9.2/9.3. I have never laughed that hard at a Sarkney that I can remember. It got so bad that my friend made an icon for me...and I used it!

*points to fic* All you other girls must read it now!

[Jen Talley]

Jen, that is one of my most favourite fics ever because I laughed until I cried at chapter 9.2/9.3. I have never laughed that hard at a Sarkney that I can remember. It got so bad that my friend made an icon for me...and I used it!

Really? I just started reading and the first two chapters had me laughing, especially when he was like, "Think about cricket....think about rugby...." And then later he was like "Screw rugby" (well edit out 'screw' and put in an explicitive). I think it's gonna be great!

Jen

[Admiral Yellow]

Originally posted by Jen Talley Really? I just started reading and the first two chapters had me laughing, especially when he was like, "Think about cricket....think about rugby...." And then later he was like "Screw rugby" (well edit out 'screw' and put in an explicitive). I think it's gonna be great! Jen

It's a great little segment that pokes fun at Moob's...uhh...tastes. *dies* I actually just re-read it last night. Great stuff.

[Pavlov's Belle]

think it's posted at Mad-Love.nu

Aye, it was. Thanks Jen

Heres the banner, it's grainy and it's supposed to look like that. Just the effect I used I fixed it so it should be all working. But look! It's green and not orange like all the other arts!

[Admiral Yellow]

BEAUTIFUL, Cass! *applauds*

That manip impresses me no matter how many times I see it.

I just virtually threw photoshop against the wall. *sighs* My creativity is not in bloom tonight.

[Jen Talley]

It's a great little segment that pokes fun at Moob's...uhh...tastes. *dies* I actually just re-read it last night. Great stuff.

OMG, I just got to the "20 Questions" part. That is so....hot and hilarious at the same time! Seriously you all have to read it. It's just so......hot!

Cass I can't see it now. I have a slow internet connection. When I log on again in the morning, I will hopefully be able to see it!

Jen