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Old 05-21-2011, 12:05 AM
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Sage advice.

Liz: I wrote that! I’m Liz Lemon! [Reading] If your man is over 30 and still wears a nametag to work, that’s a deal breaker!” But not you, Mike! That’s not you. Mike, leave my cutout alone! Ok you know I’m going to do the same thing to your cutout! Oh wait you don’t have one because you’re nobody. Ow! Blamo! Another successful interaction with a man!

Devon: Revenge is a dish best served cold, like sashimi, or pizza.
Jack: You prefer cold pizza?
Devon: The morning after, it’s the best.
Jack: Better than hot pizza? That’s insane!
Devon: You don’t tell me what kind of pizza to like!
Carolyn /Tumblr

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"They were loyal. Now they're starving."

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