Princess Bing

In an old abandoned mine stood four fellows who were from Penny Island, with kaleidoscope eyes. They danced around like twisting spirals, ignoring Yoko, which was very normal. All instruments read music which ate bean tarts on purpose! After tubas invaded submarines, the old man read the Proclamation of Jellybabies during half-time festivities. Then Lovely Rita wrote tickets for playing off-key. George got up to Paul drumming rhythmically to his beating heart, whilst birds followed chimney sweeps under some canons. Srgt. Pepper whimsically blew bubbles over bunnies.

Abbey humped, dancing Mr Mustardishly as Jude carried heavy metal thunder sticks. Unbeknownst to Ringo, Jude ate carrots which contained insidious shoelaces. Lunatic bystanders bite fingernails haughtily, while croaky back-up-singers jilted lyrics towards grumpy miners.
Bottles were crushed by excited buffalos, wildly stampeding around the paddock and neighing.

"Run!" yelled Rocky the shooter as purple meanies speared Britney