The O.C. - Zach Unappreciation #3 Because His Rage Blackouts Involve Carboard Cutouts. Amateur.

MadameBovary · 05-06-2005, 03:24 PM

Awesome title for an awesome thread dedicated to strongly disliking a not-so-awesome character.

It needed to be done.

Supporters of the deadification of Zachary I'mSoBoringIShouldDie McBoringPants
1. JacquiJack (Jacqui)
2. Spud14 (Katie)
3. -Alicia-
4. [captain oats] (Holden)
5. Enodia (Karolyna)
6. -.cathy.-
7. NZOCFan (Jess)
8. neko_chan
9. coleyoo (Nicole)
10. hshapir2
11. *nathanhaley*
12. Wilpen
13. fairymary
14. turambar
15. Hot Like Fire
16. Juli236
17. silver_lined_cloud (Lulu)
18. Andrea D (Andrea)
19. OneTreeHillQT
20. HermionePotter
21. carrie broderick
22. SupportMcPhee
23. Mernie
24. MadameBovary (Cameron)
25. haydensgirl (Jess)
26. ...SNAP... (Claire)
27. eatyourgreens
28. Are You Happy Now? (Shinie)
29. Emisa-Amalie
30. Javababe (Sam)
31. MichaelVartanIsSexy (Mel)
32. terresita
33. Semmer
34. ill-matic
35. pacifierrocks
36. MarstersAngel
37. I love Cali
38. CastlesInTheSky
39. foxybabygirl
40. itsalright
41. Xxfaded_dreamxX
42. sethandsummerforever (Amy)
43. gregluver07
44. JTMannyan1
45. Krissy_Babi
46. HopelessRomantic7
48. TaRhEeLPrInCeSs08 (Colie)
49. -Kat-
50. lightofshadows (Leanna)
51. cdgeiger (Chelsea)

1) Because he reads four newspapers daily.
2) Because his hair is too long.
3) Because he is a manipulative twerp.
4) Because he punched Seth at the SnO.C.
5) Because he is jealous.
6) Because he cheated on Summer.
7) Because he kissed his tutor, who is divorced and has kids. LOL
8) Because he's a water polo player and water polo players aren't nice
9) Because he smirks too much.
10) Because he hit Seth from behind with a cardboard cutout.
11) Because he made up a girlfriend...just like Oliver.
12) Because he wears goofy chef hats.
13) Because he's Guy Smiley.
14) Because he's starting to resemble Shaun Cassidy
15) Because he walked in on S/S during a serious ILY conversation.
16) Because he should have walked off that pier.
17) Because he drove a Vespa to school.
18) Because he took Summer's revenge kiss the wrong way.
19) Because he told Seth that he's gotta nail Summer. What an idiot.
20) Because he took the Italian language thing a little too far.
21) Because he thinks he can take Seth Cohen. Once again, what an idiot.
22)Cause he's like a zit-annoying,tries to ruin your LIFE,comes at the most unconvienent times,ugly,and just pops up out of NOWHERE!
#23) Because his sister's a little alienating psycho, which proves he is as well. It's in the genes.
#24) Because he's a "big, fat traitor".
#25) Because he rubbed it in Seth's face that he planned on having "intimate relations" with Summer while in Italy.
#26) Because he dosen't follow through on his plans.
#27) Because he wanted Summer to stay in a backpackers hostel, eww.
#28) Because he didn't realize that Summer was representing the whole of America... she had to tell him.
#29) He is probably the reason it rained in Orange County.
#30) Because he probably laced those "italian dumplings," with the grease... from his hair.
#31) Because we WISH he was on some Italian villa, like, RIGHT NOW.
#32) Because he's already part of Atomic County -- he's the demon water polo player.
#33) Because he's a robot.
#34) Because he made Seth take the bus back home by himself.
#35) Because he calls Seth 'Cohen'
#36) Because, according to Summer, she felt 'claustorphobic' with him.
#37) Because he called Marissa 'Coop'...only Summer can do that.
#38) Because there is obviously a reason he'd never been in a relationship longer than six months.
#39) Because he turned the water polo team locker room into a Lifetime movie.

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spent cigarette · 05-06-2005, 04:02 PM

Too true, my friend.

dixieland_dreamer · 05-06-2005, 04:03 PM

I love the new title!!! So true.

It made me unbelievably happy when Summer punched him last night and he WENT DOWN. It could have only been better if she'd meant to do it. But anyway, that is what I call a rage blackout. Zach's was like a little temper tantrum compared to Summer!