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"Oh God. The Ex-wife" The Jordan/Christa Miller Appreciation Thread
Welcome to the Jordan Sullivan/Christa Miller Lawrence  Appreciation Thread!"Yawn! You see, I say "yawn," because when I actually yawn, you don't get it."  Jordan's Fan Club xxcozmicstar valeposh emma_loves_red_jelly maybe someday BOK Sternbetrachter alwaysonmymind realcrucial JordanSullivan  Reasons Why We Love Her 1. Because Jordan brings presents for everyone. 2. Because Jordan can ruin a sweet moment better then anyone else. 3. Because Christa can control Bill Lawrence better then anyone. 4. Because Christa tells them when she wants to work. 5. Because Jordan asked Cox to cuddle. 6. Because Jordan's talkshow would put Oprah out of business. 7. Because "When Jordan want sex, Jordan get sex." 8. Because Jordan is the only one incharge of Cox's life. 9. Because Jordan can get Perry and Jack to wear matching outfits. 10. Because Jordan is the only one who can get away with pissing Perry off.  Filmography 2002-2003 - Clone High 1995-2002 - The Drew Carey Show 2001 - Rock & Roll Back to School Special 2000 - The Operator 1999 - Goat on Fire and Smiling Fish 1996 - Kiss & Tell 1995 - Love and Happiness 1993-1995 - Seinfeld 1994 - Party of Five 1994 - A Friend to Die For 1994 - The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 1992 - Stepfather III 1990 - Northern Exposure 1985-1988 - Kate & Allie  Favorite Jordan Moments Jordan: Get the hell away from my stomach, or I'll put you in a leg-lock and snap your little bird-neck with my enormous thighs. ------------ Jordan: You come in here and walk around like you're the queen bee. Guess what, Missy, this is my house. You and Mr. Chestless here are over. So move on! Cause if you don't, I'm going to turn your little lame liason into a threesome, starring yours truly. And I don't kiss nice. ------------ Jordan: Elliot, if you can handle that sexist dirtbag in there, you can certainly handle Perry. Elliot: Why are you being so nice to me? Jordan: Okay, Perry occasionally talks to me at home, and he told me that you don't need him as much anymore, and it annoys the hell out of him, which of course gives me endless enjoyment. ------------ Perry: Could I comment on the baptism dress? Paige: I think you should wait to see the matching slippers and tiny handbag Perry: You're actually encouraging him to cross-dress on the same day that you're introducing him to a religion that will condemn him to Hell for it. That's a trauma twofer. Jordan: Can you two please just try to get along? Now I'm getting some blush for Jack, because this lace collar is washing out his face. Terrible. ------------ Jordan: Ohh sweetie. Do you want me to call his Mommy and tell him he's being mean to you? Oh my fwiend is being mean to me waa waa waa! ------------ Jordan: Could we go somewhere less collegey? One of the boys here could be the baby I gave up in highschool. ------------ J.D.: At least I remember the names of all my sexual partners! Jordan: Well, I'm sure that girl from high school and your bunkmate from Camp Morningwood are extremely impressed. ------------ Carla: Are you just gonna roll over like that? Jordan: That's weird, I asked him the same thing last night. Carla: Where's the outrage? The anger? The hate? Jordan: Again, last night! Carla: You've gone soft. Jordan: [gasps] Okay, now it's getting spooky. ------------ Carla: Okay, Jordan, little help. Jordan: If you don't do what she wants, I'm going to stop having sex with you and start making love... to you. Perry: Where is that bastard? KELSO! ------------ Jordan: Welcome home, Perry. Here's the new program: You occasionally lift a finger helping with Jack, and I'm gonna try to keep from hating the unborn baby in my belly that's made my ass so big, I can't fit the whole thing on a toilet when I pee eight hundred times a day! I can't. Perry: You love spaghetti. You had some just last night, didn't ya? Baby Jack: No, I didn't. Perry: Jordan, the boy is lying to me. Jordan: Oh, Perry, nobody likes a tattle-tail!  __________________
I am familiar with carpentry and I don't know who my father is. So, am I the messiah? I don't know, I could be, I'm not ruling it out.
~Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia (Season 4 on dvd now, Season 5 - Sep 17th! ) Last edited by Ellipsis; 11-04-2008 at 09:08 PM |
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OMG!!! Thanks Grace for starting this thread! I completely loved her from Day one when she started on the show! She cracks me up! Perfect for Dr. Cox! [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]
Man, now I am going to have to go find some quotes cause God forbid I can remember anything at all! [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] |
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She's just fantastic. It must run in the family, because Ben's wonderful too. Dani's adopted, gotta be. No way she's Jordan'ssister [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]
[img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] oh-Seeing as I've heard Jordan call cox "Alice" once in an episode "My Karma" (I think) I wonder who picked up the girls name thing from whom. If she picked it up from her, or if she picked it up from him [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] Oh, and if the quote isn't like three simple words, I have to run straight to the scripts page too, or risk embarrassing myself [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [ 12-05-2003: Message edited ~drunkenscarredangel @------- ] __________________
I am familiar with carpentry and I don't know who my father is. So, am I the messiah? I don't know, I could be, I'm not ruling it out.
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Love her. Love her, love her, love her. I swear, she is the best charecter on TV right now! She is so funny, and sarcastic, exactly my type of humor. I love her.
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Jumped in the river, what did i see? Black eyed angels swam with me.
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Hey.
I love Jordan. She is great with Dr. Cox. She was really good in "My Dream Job" (I think that's the episode title) where she kept following him around. [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] __________________
i left my soul there, down by the sea.
i lost control here, living free. |
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Yep, that was in "My Dream Job" the season 2 finale, just not accepting being dumped by him. Atta girl [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
 Here's an early scrubs picture of her and JD that I managed to find [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________
I am familiar with carpentry and I don't know who my father is. So, am I the messiah? I don't know, I could be, I'm not ruling it out.
~Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia (Season 4 on dvd now, Season 5 - Sep 17th! ) |
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Hee i love her! She gets the best lines! i do feel sorry for that baby sometimes though... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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CT: ...and thats the tragedy of Donna Noble, that she'll probably never reach any potential, because she doesnt know she's got any. But hopefully she'll be happy....sky plus-ing x factor.... |
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I can never remember quotes exactly. My memory is not the steel trap it used to be. I'm going to have to bookmark all the scrubs sites now.
Christa Miller made a good decision to leave Drew Carey and come on over to Scrubs. I bet her husband played a large part in that one. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________
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It's so weird to see her in repeats of Drew Carey now, I never really watched that show, but I've been in the same room while it's on. It's just odd to see her on there because I'm so used to Jordan....
You're right, VERY good decision to join Scrubs [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] And, I do wonder how little Jack Cox (or is it Jack Sullivan?) is going to turn out, hopefully Perry and Jordan don't call HIM girls names [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] [ 12-06-2003: Message edited ~drunkenscarredangel @------- ] __________________
I am familiar with carpentry and I don't know who my father is. So, am I the messiah? I don't know, I could be, I'm not ruling it out.
~Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia (Season 4 on dvd now, Season 5 - Sep 17th! ) |
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Hey Grace. Your back at FF? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
[img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] Jordan rocks [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] There has only been one episode with Jordan in Germany until now (We're in the middle of season 1) but wooohooooo, this woman is   [img]smilies/eyebrows.gif[/img] Remember J.D.'s face? [img]smilies/rotfl.gif[/img]__________________
I don't want to talk to you anymore;
I'm afraid of what I might say. I bite my tongue everytime you come around, 'cause blood in my mouth beats blood on the ground. |
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Yep, I'm back, I was snooping over here, and noticed that there was a scrubs forum, and quickly refound my love for the place.
And...oooh, Nice photo, where did you find that? JD's face was hilarious when he saw her [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] Only one Jordan episode so far? well, there's still plenty to come of her in the new season...well, quite a bit anyway [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________
I am familiar with carpentry and I don't know who my father is. So, am I the messiah? I don't know, I could be, I'm not ruling it out.
~Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia (Season 4 on dvd now, Season 5 - Sep 17th! ) |
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And you know that I always look forward to seeing new episodes [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________
I don't want to talk to you anymore;
I'm afraid of what I might say. I bite my tongue everytime you come around, 'cause blood in my mouth beats blood on the ground. |
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Oh I love her! I especially loved her in My Dream Job with the "wait up, I got my heels on!" and the "You guys are in trouble!"
Also when JD and Turk were introducing Spence to Dr Cox and Jordan and she was all "Don't bother, don't care." [ 12-10-2003: Message edited *~*Rach*~* ] __________________
We are going to spice you up so much you’re going to forget you’re white! ~ Hilda |
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Grace- Glad to see you over here! I love it here more so that's why I haven't really returned over there for the discussions on Go! |
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