a new hope

Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel Meebur Gascon hinted that Mon Mothma's Holomails might be illegal. Darth Dump declared that the election was not rigged after all. Then Gascon declared there was nothing wrong with Mon Mothma's Holomails. Darth Dump immediately declared that the election was rigged. He should know. Considering he probably rigged it. A lot of people protested across the galaxy when Darth Dump was elected. Shortly thereafter, they dumped Darth. They dumped Dump on his rump, which made him more of a grump. "It's unfair!" he declared. He stomps with his foot in his mouth. Then he tried to pry his foot out of his mouth, but his hands are too small, so he can't get a good grasp. So he grabbed Leia's arse instead. Leia punched him on the nose. "What a nasty woman!" he said. Blood dripping on his white shirt, he ripped it open, revealing that he was actually Darth Maul's worst nightmare. He announced his new slogan, "Making the Galaxy Hate again", and he appointed a Rancor Beast as his new advisor. Darth Dump got a letter from Palpatine after he was elected. “I got a lovely letter from him. Great guy. Really great guy. I think we should get better with the Empire. Wouldn’t that be good? Yeah it would be great. Bigly.” The hair was really weighing him down so instead of draining the swamp he filled it with alligators. Poe

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Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel Meebur Gascon hinted that Mon Mothma's Holomails might be illegal. Darth Dump declared that the election was not rigged after all. Then Gascon declared there was nothing wrong with Mon Mothma's Holomails. Darth Dump immediately declared that the election was rigged. He should know. Considering he probably rigged it. A lot of people protested across the galaxy when Darth Dump was elected. Shortly thereafter, they dumped Darth. They dumped Dump on his rump, which made him more of a grump. "It's unfair!" he declared. He stomps with his foot in his mouth. Then he tried to pry his foot out of his mouth, but his hands are too small, so he can't get a good grasp. So he grabbed Leia's arse instead. Leia punched him on the nose. "What a nasty woman!" he said. Blood dripping on his white shirt, he ripped it open, revealing that he was actually Darth Maul's worst nightmare. He announced his new slogan, "Making the Galaxy Hate again", and he appointed a Rancor Beast as his new advisor. Darth Dump got a letter from Palpatine after he was elected. “I got a lovely letter from him. Great guy. Really great guy. I think we should get better with the Empire. Wouldn’t that be good? Yeah it would be great. Bigly.” The hair was really weighing him down so instead of draining the swamp he filled it with alligators. Poe wrote about the Fall of the House of Usher

a new hope

Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel Meebur Gascon hinted that Mon Mothma's Holomails might be illegal. Darth Dump declared that the election was not rigged after all. Then Gascon declared there was nothing wrong with Mon Mothma's Holomails. Darth Dump immediately declared that the election was rigged. He should know. Considering he probably rigged it. A lot of people protested across the galaxy when Darth Dump was elected. Shortly thereafter, they dumped Darth. They dumped Dump on his rump, which made him more of a grump. "It's unfair!" he declared. He stomps with his foot in his mouth. Then he tried to pry his foot out of his mouth, but his hands are too small, so he can't get a good grasp. So he grabbed Leia's arse instead. Leia punched him on the nose. "What a nasty woman!" he said. Blood dripping on his white shirt, he ripped it open, revealing that he was actually Darth Maul's worst nightmare. He announced his new slogan, "Making the Galaxy Hate again", and he appointed a Rancor Beast as his new advisor. Darth Dump got a letter from Palpatine after he was elected. “I got a lovely letter from him. Great guy. Really great guy. I think we should get better with the Empire. Wouldn’t that be good? Yeah it would be great. Bigly.” The hair was really weighing him down so instead of draining the swamp he filled it with alligators. Poe wrote about the Fall of the House of Usher while

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Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel Meebur Gascon hinted that Mon Mothma's Holomails might be illegal. Darth Dump declared that the election was not rigged after all. Then Gascon declared there was nothing wrong with Mon Mothma's Holomails. Darth Dump immediately declared that the election was rigged. He should know. Considering he probably rigged it. A lot of people protested across the galaxy when Darth Dump was elected. Shortly thereafter, they dumped Darth. They dumped Dump on his rump, which made him more of a grump. "It's unfair!" he declared. He stomps with his foot in his mouth. Then he tried to pry his foot out of his mouth, but his hands are too small, so he can't get a good grasp. So he grabbed Leia's arse instead. Leia punched him on the nose. "What a nasty woman!" he said. Blood dripping on his white shirt, he ripped it open, revealing that he was actually Darth Maul's worst nightmare. He announced his new slogan, "Making the Galaxy Hate again", and he appointed a Rancor Beast as his new advisor. Darth Dump got a letter from Palpatine after he was elected. “I got a lovely letter from him. Great guy. Really great guy. I think we should get better with the Empire. Wouldn’t that be good? Yeah it would be great. Bigly.” The hair was really weighing him down so instead of draining the swamp he filled it with alligators. Poe wrote about the Fall of the House of Usher while his telltale heart beat.

a new hope

Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel Meebur Gascon hinted that Mon Mothma's Holomails might be illegal. Darth Dump declared that the election was not rigged after all. Then Gascon declared there was nothing wrong with Mon Mothma's Holomails. Darth Dump immediately declared that the election was rigged. He should know. Considering he probably rigged it. A lot of people protested across the galaxy when Darth Dump was elected. Shortly thereafter, they dumped Darth. They dumped Dump on his rump, which made him more of a grump. "It's unfair!" he declared. He stomps with his foot in his mouth. Then he tried to pry his foot out of his mouth, but his hands are too small, so he can't get a good grasp. So he grabbed Leia's arse instead. Leia punched him on the nose. "What a nasty woman!" he said. Blood dripping on his white shirt, he ripped it open, revealing that he was actually Darth Maul's worst nightmare. He announced his new slogan, "Making the Galaxy Hate again", and he appointed a Rancor Beast as his new advisor. Darth Dump got a letter from Palpatine after he was elected. “I got a lovely letter from him. Great guy. Really great guy. I think we should get better with the Empire. Wouldn’t that be good? Yeah it would be great. Bigly.” The hair was really weighing him down so instead of draining the swamp he filled it with alligators. Poe wrote about the Fall of the House of Usher while his telltale heart beat. The

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Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel Meebur Gascon hinted that Mon Mothma's Holomails might be illegal. Darth Dump declared that the election was not rigged after all. Then Gascon declared there was nothing wrong with Mon Mothma's Holomails. Darth Dump immediately declared that the election was rigged. He should know. Considering he probably rigged it. A lot of people protested across the galaxy when Darth Dump was elected. Shortly thereafter, they dumped Darth. They dumped Dump on his rump, which made him more of a grump. "It's unfair!" he declared. He stomps with his foot in his mouth. Then he tried to pry his foot out of his mouth, but his hands are too small, so he can't get a good grasp. So he grabbed Leia's arse instead. Leia punched him on the nose. "What a nasty woman!" he said. Blood dripping on his white shirt, he ripped it open, revealing that he was actually Darth Maul's worst nightmare. He announced his new slogan, "Making the Galaxy Hate again", and he appointed a Rancor Beast as his new advisor. Darth Dump got a letter from Palpatine after he was elected. “I got a lovely letter from him. Great guy. Really great guy. I think we should get better with the Empire. Wouldn’t that be good? Yeah it would be great. Bigly.” The hair was really weighing him down so instead of draining the swamp he filled it with alligators. Poe wrote about the Fall of the House of Usher while his telltale heart beat. The Troll Horde of Trumpland

a new hope

Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel Meebur Gascon hinted that Mon Mothma's Holomails might be illegal. Darth Dump declared that the election was not rigged after all. Then Gascon declared there was nothing wrong with Mon Mothma's Holomails. Darth Dump immediately declared that the election was rigged. He should know. Considering he probably rigged it. A lot of people protested across the galaxy when Darth Dump was elected. Shortly thereafter, they dumped Darth. They dumped Dump on his rump, which made him more of a grump. "It's unfair!" he declared. He stomps with his foot in his mouth. Then he tried to pry his foot out of his mouth, but his hands are too small, so he can't get a good grasp. So he grabbed Leia's arse instead. Leia punched him on the nose. "What a nasty woman!" he said. Blood dripping on his white shirt, he ripped it open, revealing that he was actually Darth Maul's worst nightmare. He announced his new slogan, "Making the Galaxy Hate again", and he appointed a Rancor Beast as his new advisor. Darth Dump got a letter from Palpatine after he was elected. “I got a lovely letter from him. Great guy. Really great guy. I think we should get better with the Empire. Wouldn’t that be good? Yeah it would be great. Bigly.” The hair was really weighing him down so instead of draining the swamp he filled it with alligators. Poe wrote about the Fall of the House of Usher while his telltale heart beat. The Troll Horde of Trumpland was

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Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel Meebur Gascon hinted that Mon Mothma's Holomails might be illegal. Darth Dump declared that the election was not rigged after all. Then Gascon declared there was nothing wrong with Mon Mothma's Holomails. Darth Dump immediately declared that the election was rigged. He should know. Considering he probably rigged it. A lot of people protested across the galaxy when Darth Dump was elected. Shortly thereafter, they dumped Darth. They dumped Dump on his rump, which made him more of a grump. "It's unfair!" he declared. He stomps with his foot in his mouth. Then he tried to pry his foot out of his mouth, but his hands are too small, so he can't get a good grasp. So he grabbed Leia's arse instead. Leia punched him on the nose. "What a nasty woman!" he said. Blood dripping on his white shirt, he ripped it open, revealing that he was actually Darth Maul's worst nightmare. He announced his new slogan, "Making the Galaxy Hate again", and he appointed a Rancor Beast as his new advisor. Darth Dump got a letter from Palpatine after he was elected. “I got a lovely letter from him. Great guy. Really great guy. I think we should get better with the Empire. Wouldn’t that be good? Yeah it would be great. Bigly.” The hair was really weighing him down so instead of draining the swamp he filled it with alligators. Poe wrote about the Fall of the House of Usher while his telltale heart beat. The Troll Horde of Trumpland was tromping all over civilization

a new hope

arth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel Meebur Gascon hinted that Mon Mothma's Holomails might be illegal. Darth Dump declared that the election was not rigged after all. Then Gascon declared there was nothing wrong with Mon Mothma's Holomails. Darth Dump immediately declared that the election was rigged. He should know. Considering he probably rigged it. A lot of people protested across the galaxy when Darth Dump was elected. Shortly thereafter, they dumped Darth. They dumped Dump on his rump, which made him more of a grump. "It's unfair!" he declared. He stomps with his foot in his mouth. Then he tried to pry his foot out of his mouth, but his hands are too small, so he can't get a good grasp. So he grabbed Leia's arse instead. Leia punched him on the nose. "What a nasty woman!" he said. Blood dripping on his white shirt, he ripped it open, revealing that he was actually Darth Maul's worst nightmare. He announced his new slogan, "Making the Galaxy Hate again", and he appointed a Rancor Beast as his new advisor. Darth Dump got a letter from Palpatine after he was elected. “I got a lovely letter from him. Great guy. Really great guy. I think we should get better with the Empire. Wouldn’t that be good? Yeah it would be great. Bigly.” The hair was really weighing him down so instead of draining the swamp he filled it with alligators. Poe wrote about the Fall of the House of Usher while his telltale heart beat. The Troll Horde of Trumpland was tromping all over civilization while

♥ Gale's Fragile Beauty ♥

Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel Meebur Gascon hinted that Mon Mothma's Holomails might be illegal. Darth Dump declared that the election was not rigged after all. Then Gascon declared there was nothing wrong with Mon Mothma's Holomails. Darth Dump immediately declared that the election was rigged. He should know. Considering he probably rigged it. A lot of people protested across the galaxy when Darth Dump was elected. Shortly thereafter, they dumped Darth. They dumped Dump on his rump, which made him more of a grump. "It's unfair!" he declared. He stomps with his foot in his mouth. Then he tried to pry his foot out of his mouth, but his hands are too small, so he can't get a good grasp. So he grabbed Leia's arse instead. Leia punched him on the nose. "What a nasty woman!" he said. Blood dripping on his white shirt, he ripped it open, revealing that he was actually Darth Maul's worst nightmare. He announced his new slogan, "Making the Galaxy Hate again", and he appointed a Rancor Beast as his new advisor. Darth Dump got a letter from Palpatine after he was elected. “I got a lovely letter from him. Great guy. Really great guy. I think we should get better with the Empire. Wouldn’t that be good? Yeah it would be great. Bigly.” The hair was really weighing him down so instead of draining the swamp he filled it with alligators. Poe wrote about the Fall of the House of Usher while his telltale heart beat. The Troll Horde of Trumpland was tromping all over civilization while Ivanka skipped around singing merrily.

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Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel Meebur Gascon hinted that Mon Mothma's Holomails might be illegal. Darth Dump declared that the election was not rigged after all. Then Gascon declared there was nothing wrong with Mon Mothma's Holomails. Darth Dump immediately declared that the election was rigged. He should know. Considering he probably rigged it. A lot of people protested across the galaxy when Darth Dump was elected. Shortly thereafter, they dumped Darth. They dumped Dump on his rump, which made him more of a grump. "It's unfair!" he declared. He stomps with his foot in his mouth. Then he tried to pry his foot out of his mouth, but his hands are too small, so he can't get a good grasp. So he grabbed Leia's arse instead. Leia punched him on the nose. "What a nasty woman!" he said. Blood dripping on his white shirt, he ripped it open, revealing that he was actually Darth Maul's worst nightmare. He announced his new slogan, "Making the Galaxy Hate again", and he appointed a Rancor Beast as his new advisor. Darth Dump got a letter from Palpatine after he was elected. “I got a lovely letter from him. Great guy. Really great guy. I think we should get better with the Empire. Wouldn’t that be good? Yeah it would be great. Bigly.” The hair was really weighing him down so instead of draining the swamp he filled it with alligators. Poe wrote about the Fall of the House of Usher while his telltale heart beat. The Troll Horde of Trumpland was tromping all over civilization while Ivanka skipped around singing merrily. Sean Spicer said the Empire never blew up any planets.

♥ Gale's Fragile Beauty ♥

Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel Meebur Gascon hinted that Mon Mothma's Holomails might be illegal. Darth Dump declared that the election was not rigged after all. Then Gascon declared there was nothing wrong with Mon Mothma's Holomails. Darth Dump immediately declared that the election was rigged. He should know. Considering he probably rigged it. A lot of people protested across the galaxy when Darth Dump was elected. Shortly thereafter, they dumped Darth. They dumped Dump on his rump, which made him more of a grump. "It's unfair!" he declared. He stomps with his foot in his mouth. Then he tried to pry his foot out of his mouth, but his hands are too small, so he can't get a good grasp. So he grabbed Leia's arse instead. Leia punched him on the nose. "What a nasty woman!" he said. Blood dripping on his white shirt, he ripped it open, revealing that he was actually Darth Maul's worst nightmare. He announced his new slogan, "Making the Galaxy Hate again", and he appointed a Rancor Beast as his new advisor. Darth Dump got a letter from Palpatine after he was elected. “I got a lovely letter from him. Great guy. Really great guy. I think we should get better with the Empire. Wouldn’t that be good? Yeah it would be great. Bigly.” The hair was really weighing him down so instead of draining the swamp he filled it with alligators. Poe wrote about the Fall of the House of Usher while his telltale heart beat. The Troll Horde of Trumpland was tromping all over civilization while Ivanka skipped around singing merrily. Sean Spicer said the Empire never blew up any planets. He was leaving that for the new Darth Drumph.

a new hope

Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel Meebur Gascon hinted that Mon Mothma's Holomails might be illegal. Darth Dump declared that the election was not rigged after all. Then Gascon declared there was nothing wrong with Mon Mothma's Holomails. Darth Dump immediately declared that the election was rigged. He should know. Considering he probably rigged it. A lot of people protested across the galaxy when Darth Dump was elected. Shortly thereafter, they dumped Darth. They dumped Dump on his rump, which made him more of a grump. "It's unfair!" he declared. He stomps with his foot in his mouth. Then he tried to pry his foot out of his mouth, but his hands are too small, so he can't get a good grasp. So he grabbed Leia's arse instead. Leia punched him on the nose. "What a nasty woman!" he said. Blood dripping on his white shirt, he ripped it open, revealing that he was actually Darth Maul's worst nightmare. He announced his new slogan, "Making the Galaxy Hate again", and he appointed a Rancor Beast as his new advisor. Darth Dump got a letter from Palpatine after he was elected. “I got a lovely letter from him. Great guy. Really great guy. I think we should get better with the Empire. Wouldn’t that be good? Yeah it would be great. Bigly.” The hair was really weighing him down so instead of draining the swamp he filled it with alligators. Poe wrote about the Fall of the House of Usher while his telltale heart beat. The Troll Horde of Trumpland was tromping all over civilization while Ivanka skipped around singing merrily. Sean Spicer said the Empire never blew up any planets. He was leaving that for the new Darth Drumph. Yoda

destroyer of worlds

Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel Meebur Gascon hinted that Mon Mothma's Holomails might be illegal. Darth Dump declared that the election was not rigged after all. Then Gascon declared there was nothing wrong with Mon Mothma's Holomails. Darth Dump immediately declared that the election was rigged. He should know. Considering he probably rigged it. A lot of people protested across the galaxy when Darth Dump was elected. Shortly thereafter, they dumped Darth. They dumped Dump on his rump, which made him more of a grump. "It's unfair!" he declared. He stomps with his foot in his mouth. Then he tried to pry his foot out of his mouth, but his hands are too small, so he can't get a good grasp. So he grabbed Leia's arse instead. Leia punched him on the nose. "What a nasty woman!" he said. Blood dripping on his white shirt, he ripped it open, revealing that he was actually Darth Maul's worst nightmare. He announced his new slogan, "Making the Galaxy Hate again", and he appointed a Rancor Beast as his new advisor. Darth Dump got a letter from Palpatine after he was elected. “I got a lovely letter from him. Great guy. Really great guy. I think we should get better with the Empire. Wouldn’t that be good? Yeah it would be great. Bigly.” The hair was really weighing him down so instead of draining the swamp he filled it with alligators. Poe wrote about the Fall of the House of Usher while his telltale heart beat. The Troll Horde of Trumpland was tromping all over civilization while Ivanka skipped around singing merrily. Sean Spicer said the Empire never blew up any planets. He was leaving that for the new Darth Drumph. Yoda sang

a new hope

Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel Meebur Gascon hinted that Mon Mothma's Holomails might be illegal. Darth Dump declared that the election was not rigged after all. Then Gascon declared there was nothing wrong with Mon Mothma's Holomails. Darth Dump immediately declared that the election was rigged. He should know. Considering he probably rigged it. A lot of people protested across the galaxy when Darth Dump was elected. Shortly thereafter, they dumped Darth. They dumped Dump on his rump, which made him more of a grump. "It's unfair!" he declared. He stomps with his foot in his mouth. Then he tried to pry his foot out of his mouth, but his hands are too small, so he can't get a good grasp. So he grabbed Leia's arse instead. Leia punched him on the nose. "What a nasty woman!" he said. Blood dripping on his white shirt, he ripped it open, revealing that he was actually Darth Maul's worst nightmare. He announced his new slogan, "Making the Galaxy Hate again", and he appointed a Rancor Beast as his new advisor. Darth Dump got a letter from Palpatine after he was elected. “I got a lovely letter from him. Great guy. Really great guy. I think we should get better with the Empire. Wouldn’t that be good? Yeah it would be great. Bigly.” The hair was really weighing him down so instead of draining the swamp he filled it with alligators. Poe wrote about the Fall of the House of Usher while his telltale heart beat. The Troll Horde of Trumpland was tromping all over civilization while Ivanka skipped around singing merrily. Sean Spicer said the Empire never blew up any planets. He was leaving that for the new Darth Drumph. Yoda sang loudly